A Few Thoughts on the Stadium and Game

[Babs]

I couldn't figure that out. Maybe Fed-Ex still hadn't delivered their summer gear. Either that or the AC in the stadium was making more than Goatnapper's nipples hard.

was THE goatnap in the building?! And to think, they didn't announce it or anything. (Actually, come to think of it, they might have. The announcing sounded roughly like the teacher on Charlie Brown. I was beginning to wish that giant screen was closed-captioned.)

[Shaka]

I must have missed all these hot BYU women you are talking about. I saw a lot of frumpy BYU women keeping the high waisted jeans industry in business during these tough economic times.

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They were there I swear it! Maybe it was the section I was in.

[Babs]

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They were there I swear it! Maybe it was the section I was in.

You must have been in the same section as ER's and Sooner's wives.

[Teenage Dirtbag]

Hey, you know what? Maybe I will come down for the Idaho State game afterall.

[statman]

The vast majority of the OU girls sporting those dresses SHOULD NOT have been wearing them. Not flattering at all.

Walking back to the car after the game, my nephew commented to his wife about a girl in front of us a ways (presumably out of earshot) that most definitely DID look good in one - she had the cowboy boots to match.

Well, she wasn't out of earshot, and she turned around, curtsied, and with an adorable midwestern drawl said 'Thaaanks.' Kinda made you want to be a Sooner for a moment there...

My nephew got a punch from his wife for his comment...

[Pheidippides]

I must have missed all these hot BYU women you are talking about. I saw a lot of frumpy BYU women keeping the high waisted jeans industry in business during these tough economic times.

There were some reasonable ones in our section. But the OU ones were hotter. I think that was largely demographics talking, though. Our women were 35-40 with 4.8 children. Theirs were 18-25 with 9.8 brain cells.

[Babs]

There were some reasonable ones in our section. But the OU ones were hotter. I think that was largely demographics talking, though. Our women were 35-40 with 4.8 children. Theirs were 18-25 with 9.8 brain cells.

yeah, that was the difference I noticed. Every time the find-a-cute-fan camera would zoom in on a BYU woman, she was accessorized by one or two toddlers. The Sooner girls, OTOH, were inevitably sporting a Heineken.

[ERCougar]

I must have missed all these hot BYU women you are talking about. I saw a lot of frumpy BYU women keeping the high waisted jeans industry in business during these tough economic times.

WTF? A better time to run this tired smack of yours might be when you didn't just return from meeting my wife.

You must have been in the same section as ER's and Sooner's wives.

Much better.

[ERCougar]

Theirs were 18-25 with 9.8 brain cells.

4.8 by the end of the game.

[Pheidippides]

yeah, that was the difference I noticed. Every time the find-a-cute-fan camera would zoom in on a BYU woman, she was accessorized by one or two toddlers. The Sooner girls, OTOH, were inevitably sporting a Heineken.

From an evolutionary survival-of-the-species standpoint, BYU female fans kick OU female fans' ass.

[TripletDaddy]

WTF? A better time to run this tired smack of yours might be when you didn't just return from meeting my wife.

I didn't see your wife at the game!

[JohnnyLingo]

http://i.tuaw.com/2009/09/07/offensi...oklahoma-game/

[Pheidippides]

http://i.tuaw.com/2009/09/07/offensi...oklahoma-game/

I'm glad somebody caught a picture of that. I couldn't get my iPhone out fast enough.

[BigPiney]

http://i.tuaw.com/2009/09/07/offensi...oklahoma-game/

That is really funny.

[U-Ute]

The stadium's not finished.

Seems to be Jerry Jones's construction theme.