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  • #31
    Originally posted by YOhio View Post
    Art. This thread title.
    I just appreciate that the thread title accurately reflects AV's understanding of sentence structure and comma usage.
    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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    • #32
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      Last edited by MartyFunkhouser; 09-12-2016, 05:47 PM.
      As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
      --Kendrick Lamar

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      • #33
        Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
        Even if it was big beer swill, it would be a waste of beer to throw it at you. I hope you have a horrible time at the game. Just being honest.
        Because if he is not, then that probably means his team is winning.
        "Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
          I just appreciate that the thread title accurately reflects AV's understanding of sentence structure and comma usage.
          Hey, I used to be really good at writing and stuff (Is there and ACT thread I can brag about, what I did 3 decades ago?). For the past 20 years all I use are abbreviations and acronyms. I do still have to use a lot of math throughout the day, dealing with complex numbers like 8 and 12

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
            Going to be attending this game. Can't wait to get beer thrown on us.


            Could be beer, could be urine. Only way to know for sure is to taste it.
            "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

            - Ty Cobb

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            • #36
              How about this idea, play Tanner this game. The Utes would be caught completely off guard and Taysom wouldn't get hurt due to the dirty play of the Utes.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                Even if it was big beer swill, it would be a waste of beer to throw it at you. I hope you have a horrible time at the game. Just being honest.
                Not worried at all about you throwing beer at me, funk. Unless you can heft it all the way from your house, because I know you won't be attending the game.
                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                  Not worried at all about you throwing beer at me, funk. Unless you can heft it all the way from your house, because I know you won't be attending the game.
                  Don't under estimate funk....he may throw beer on you by proxy.

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                  • #39
                    Stay classy, ute fans.



                    After dealing with #Utes here in Twitter, I don't see many #BYU fans singing "Kumbaya" with them after the game. #BYUSN
                    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Applejack View Post
                      The big difference is that our fanbase is prepared for grind-it-out victories that churn your stomach. Byu fans are first timers with Sitake-ball.

                      Advantage: UTAH
                      Crap, our fan base is going to be playing in this game?!
                      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                      Dig your own grave, and save!

                      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                      "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                        Not worried at all about you throwing beer at me, funk. Unless you can heft it all the way from your house, because I know you won't be attending the game.
                        Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                        • #42
                          My younger brother texted me yesterday expressing a desperate need to beat Utah, because "dude, they don't even hate us anymore--they pity us." When I asked where he was getting that from, he said one of his CB friends shared a friends-only link to a site called Utah by 5 where the posters were all super apathetic about the rivalry game. The guy who started the thread even admitted he didn't really hate BYU, he just feels sorry for them. I immediately asked if the guy who started the thread was called LAUte, and he texted back, "wtf, how'd you know?" I reassured him that LA Ute could not hate BYU more, and instructed him to go figure out which thread on that site has the most posts.

                          Never change, LA Ute. Never change.
                          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by San Juan Sun View Post
                            Could be beer, could be urine. Only way to know for sure is to taste it.
                            I have never tasted either.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                              My younger brother texted me yesterday expressing a desperate need to beat Utah, because "dude, they don't even hate us anymore--they pity us." When I asked where he was getting that from, he said one of his CB friends shared a friends-only link to a site called Utah by 5 where the posters were all super apathetic about the rivalry game. The guy who started the thread even admitted he didn't really hate BYU, he just feels sorry for them. I immediately asked if the guy who started the thread was called LAUte, and he texted back, "wtf, how'd you know?" I reassured him that LA Ute could not hate BYU more, and instructed him to go figure out which thread on that site has the most posts.

                              Never change, LA Ute. Never change.
                              I can't stop chuckling. I had to wipe away a tear. Stay golden PonyUte, stay golden

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                                My younger brother texted me yesterday expressing a desperate need to beat Utah, because "dude, they don't even hate us anymore--they pity us." When I asked where he was getting that from, he said one of his CB friends shared a friends-only link to a site called Utah by 5 where the posters were all super apathetic about the rivalry game. The guy who started the thread even admitted he didn't really hate BYU, he just feels sorry for them. I immediately asked if the guy who started the thread was called LAUte, and he texted back, "wtf, how'd you know?" I reassured him that LA Ute could not hate BYU more, and instructed him to go figure out which thread on that site has the most posts.

                                Never change, LA Ute. Never change.
                                Ha. That's hilarious.

                                When BYU does beat Utah I'm certain that LAU can find solace in finding something that a BYU player or student or administrator did that disappointed him.

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