When I left, I was the learner, now I am the master. Holy War: Revenge of the Sitake

[Donuthole]

Art. This thread title.

I just appreciate that the thread title accurately reflects AV's understanding of sentence structure and comma usage.

[MartyFunkhouser]

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[Sullyute]

Even if it was big beer swill, it would be a waste of beer to throw it at you. I hope you have a horrible time at the game. Just being honest.

Because if he is not, then that probably means his team is winning.

[Art Vandelay]

I just appreciate that the thread title accurately reflects AV's understanding of sentence structure and comma usage.

Hey, I used to be really good at writing and stuff (Is there and ACT thread I can brag about, what I did 3 decades ago?). For the past 20 years all I use are abbreviations and acronyms. I do still have to use a lot of math throughout the day, dealing with complex numbers like 8 and 12

[San Juan Sun]

Going to be attending this game. Can't wait to get beer thrown on us.

Could be beer, could be urine. Only way to know for sure is to taste it.

[byu71]

How about this idea, play Tanner this game. The Utes would be caught completely off guard and Taysom wouldn't get hurt due to the dirty play of the Utes.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Even if it was big beer swill, it would be a waste of beer to throw it at you. I hope you have a horrible time at the game. Just being honest.

Not worried at all about you throwing beer at me, funk. Unless you can heft it all the way from your house, because I know you won't be attending the game.

[imanihonjin]

Not worried at all about you throwing beer at me, funk. Unless you can heft it all the way from your house, because I know you won't be attending the game.

Don't under estimate funk....he may throw beer on you by proxy.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Stay classy, ute fans.

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After dealing with #Utes here in Twitter, I don't see many #BYU fans singing "Kumbaya" with them after the game. #BYUSN

[falafel]

The big difference is that our fanbase is prepared for grind-it-out victories that churn your stomach. Byu fans are first timers with Sitake-ball.

Advantage: UTAH

Crap, our fan base is going to be playing in this game?!

[old_gregg]

Not worried at all about you throwing beer at me, funk. Unless you can heft it all the way from your house, because I know you won't be attending the game.

[Donuthole]

My younger brother texted me yesterday expressing a desperate need to beat Utah, because "dude, they don't even hate us anymore--they pity us." When I asked where he was getting that from, he said one of his CB friends shared a friends-only link to a site called Utah by 5 where the posters were all super apathetic about the rivalry game. The guy who started the thread even admitted he didn't really hate BYU, he just feels sorry for them. I immediately asked if the guy who started the thread was called LAUte, and he texted back, "wtf, how'd you know?" I reassured him that LA Ute could not hate BYU more, and instructed him to go figure out which thread on that site has the most posts.

Never change, LA Ute. Never change.

[originalsocal]

Could be beer, could be urine. Only way to know for sure is to taste it.

I have never tasted either.

[Art Vandelay]

My younger brother texted me yesterday expressing a desperate need to beat Utah, because "dude, they don't even hate us anymore--they pity us." When I asked where he was getting that from, he said one of his CB friends shared a friends-only link to a site called Utah by 5 where the posters were all super apathetic about the rivalry game. The guy who started the thread even admitted he didn't really hate BYU, he just feels sorry for them. I immediately asked if the guy who started the thread was called LAUte, and he texted back, "wtf, how'd you know?" I reassured him that LA Ute could not hate BYU more, and instructed him to go figure out which thread on that site has the most posts.

Never change, LA Ute. Never change.

I can't stop chuckling. I had to wipe away a tear. Stay golden PonyUte, stay golden

[YOhio]

My younger brother texted me yesterday expressing a desperate need to beat Utah, because "dude, they don't even hate us anymore--they pity us." When I asked where he was getting that from, he said one of his CB friends shared a friends-only link to a site called Utah by 5 where the posters were all super apathetic about the rivalry game. The guy who started the thread even admitted he didn't really hate BYU, he just feels sorry for them. I immediately asked if the guy who started the thread was called LAUte, and he texted back, "wtf, how'd you know?" I reassured him that LA Ute could not hate BYU more, and instructed him to go figure out which thread on that site has the most posts.

Never change, LA Ute. Never change.

Ha. That's hilarious.

When BYU does beat Utah I'm certain that LAU can find solace in finding something that a BYU player or student or administrator did that disappointed him.