When I left, I was the learner, now I am the master. Holy War: Revenge of the Sitake

[Omaha 680]

No worries. I've sewn up a couple of these at home in neighbor's kids that were pretty deep and got into the lip. Should heal up pretty quick without any long term issues.

Take him to the game and see if you can get it to bleed again. Then blame it on Ute fans.

That would be an excellent plan. Unfortunately they were never coming with me. My wife sent me on my way and went to the emergency room. They said the same thing you did. I texted your response to her before the doctor saw them so now maybe she'll trust advice from my imaginary Internet friends in the future.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Ute fan humor:



I can can see why Apple Jack doesn't like Boney Fuller. This is comedy gold.

[Applejack]

Ute fan humor:



I can can see why Apple Jack doesn't like Boney Fuller. This is comedy gold.

That's pretty awful. Does that come from a famous internet Ute comedian?

[creekster]

That's pretty awful. Does that come from a famous internet Ute comedian?

Lol, like such a thing could ever exist. Maybe it came from a unicorn?

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

It's cool when your 8 month old falls and gets a nasty split in his frenum (framula? Fremulum?) and starts bleeding all over the floor 10 min before you are going to walk out the door to get the train to JFK en route to the game. My wife is not the most calm with kid injuries and despises hospitals in the city

If you were a fan of Bare Naked Ladies you would've for sure known it was Frenulum.

[Bo Diddley]

Ute fan humor:



I can can see why Apple Jack doesn't like Boney Fuller. This is comedy gold.

I've heard that at least a couple of times this week. It's got to be circulating somewhere...

[falafel]

I've heard that at least a couple of times this week. It's got to be circulating somewhere...

Sadly, my son posted a BYU version of that on his IG over a year ago.

Dirty Utes stealing our bad jokes.

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[YOhio]

HOLY WAR GAME DAY!!!! RISE AND SHOUT!!!

[Clark Addison]

This weekend is Stake Conference weekend for us. Last weekend after church, Parrot Head walked over to me with a look of some consternation, and confirmed that the game was at 7:30 our time. The cause of his distress soon became evident, as he worried about his ability to get back from the adult session of stake conference tonight without hearing anything about the game.

So, my point is that Parrot Head's father-in-law should feel that his daughter is in solid spiritual hands, and should feel good about their priorities, even if those priorities are somewhat different than mine. I will be watching the game live.

Go Cougs.

[Joe Public]

What a great day for a football game. Surfah needs to get in here with an image of a certain WWII-era telegraph . . .

[Applejack]

This weekend is Stake Conference weekend for us. Last weekend after church, Parrot Head walked over to me with a look of some consternation, and confirmed that the game was at 7:30 our time. The cause of his distress soon became evident, as he worried about his ability to get back from the adult session of stake conference tonight without hearing anything about the game.

So, my point is that Parrot Head's father-in-law should feel that his daughter is in solid spiritual hands, and should feel good about their priorities, even if those priorities are somewhat different than mine. I will be watching the game live.

Go Cougs.

Add him to the list of shame alongside bo diddely.

[Pelado]

This weekend is Stake Conference weekend for us. Last weekend after church, Parrot Head walked over to me with a look of some consternation, and confirmed that the game was at 7:30 our time. The cause of his distress soon became evident, as he worried about his ability to get back from the adult session of stake conference tonight without hearing anything about the game.

So, my point is that Parrot Head's father-in-law should feel that his daughter is in solid spiritual hands, and should feel good about their priorities, even if those priorities are somewhat different than mine. I will be watching the game live.

Go Cougs.

Stake conference = bye week.

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[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

OMGosh CA it is my Stake Conference this weekend also! We have so much in common! Except I don't think my Stake does anything on Saturday night, I've never heard of it.

[hostile]

OMGosh CA it is my Stake Conference this weekend also! We have so much in common! Except I don't think my Stake does anything on Saturday night, I've never heard of it.

Regional conference for us. Pretty sure there is no Sat pm meeting but I'm not going to verify.

[Commando]

I was worried how I was going to catch the game, but just re-upped Sling TV-- I was just in time to catch a feature on BYU players' favorite emojis.