"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated" - The Rivalry Thread

[MartyFunkhouser]

Five fall sports currently active at BYU:

Football - ranked #27 nationally
Women's soccer - ranked #5 nationally
Women's volleyball - ranked #13 nationally
Men's XC - ranked #3 nationally
Women's XC - ranked #16 nationally

I think I am going to slit my wrists.

I'm so glad that you have that XC dominance to fall back on.

[Nakoma]

Five fall sports currently active at BYU:

Football - ranked #27 nationally
Women's soccer - ranked #5 nationally
Women's volleyball - ranked #13 nationally
Men's XC - ranked #3 nationally
Women's XC - ranked #16 nationally

I think I am going to slit my wrists.

Impressive, but what about BYU Women's gymnastics team?

[Jeff Lebowski]

I'm so glad that you have that XC dominance to fall back on.

I included all sports on the list. Including football.

Keep trying, funk. You will figure this out someday.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Impressive, but what about BYU Women's gymnastics team?

Not active. Only listed the sports currently playing.

[old_gregg]

You will figure this out some day.

no, he won't

[MartyFunkhouser]

Don't laugh at him, he might come with another sappy post to try and regain friends. Just like IPU proved the other day, Ute fans don't feel like they can have a good season unless it is validated by BYU fans. All they want is a pat on the head and a "good job" from big brother.

So where are loyalties going to lie with Fredette-Popovich. Are you going to turn on Popovich and say he is another bad coach that just doesn't get the greatness of Fredette, or are you going to concede that Fredette isn't an NBA player?

[Nakoma]

I'm so glad that you have that XC dominance to fall back on.

Not really, we just fall back on our NC in rugby.

[Jeff Lebowski]

no, he won't

Yeah, probably not.

[cougjunkie]

So where are loyalties going to lie with Fredette-Popovich. Are you going to turn on Popovich and say he is another bad coach that just doesn't get the greatness of Fredette, or are you going to concede that Fredette isn't an NBA player?

What do Paul Westphal, Keith Smart, Tom Thibodeau, Mike Malone and Monty Williams all have in common?

That's right they were all shit canned. I don't think Pop is going anywhere.

[MartyFunkhouser]

I included all sports on the list. Including football.

Keep trying, funk. You will figure this out someday.

I offer you a deal. BYU goes undefeated in football, but in return they don't win a single game, meet, tilt, or whatever the hell they call it in the sport in women's soccer, women's volleyball, men's XC, and women's XC. You taking it.

I'm still really upset with that great performance in the non-scored friendly with the Utes in swimming from September, giving you scoreboard in the rivalry.

[MartyFunkhouser]

What do Paul Westphal, Keith Smart, Tom Thibodeau, Mike Malone and Monty Williams all have in common?

That's right they were all shit canned. I don't think Pop is going anywhere.

Is this your way of saying your loyalties will lie with Popovich and you are ready to admit that Fredette isn't an NBA player?

[TripletDaddy]

So where are loyalties going to lie with Fredette-Popovich. Are you going to turn on Popovich and say he is another bad coach that just doesn't get the greatness of Fredette, or are you going to concede that Fredette isn't an NBA player?

You just said he is on the Spurs

[MartyFunkhouser]

You just said he is on the Spurs

Not for long. He has a non-guaranteed contract and is getting DNP-CD in the preseason.

[New Mexican Disaster]

Five fall sports currently active at BYU:

Football - ranked #27 nationally
Women's soccer - ranked #5 nationally
Women's volleyball - ranked #13 nationally
Men's XC - ranked #3 nationally
Women's XC - ranked #16 nationally

I think I am going to slit my wrists.

You left out accounting and nursing. Didn't want to make LA Ute sick by ruts?

[Commando]

Yeah. Weird. I guess funk thinks the NBA operates on another kind of currency these days, which is BYU fans strongly wishing that Fredette make a roster.