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    Last edited by MartyFunkhouser; 09-13-2016, 10:25 AM.
    As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
    --Kendrick Lamar

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    • Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
      I'm not sure. Did it include any highlights of super exciting teams that aren't good enough to make the NCAA tournament or beat super boring teams?
      No it didn't! Those teams got the same amount of love in the tribute!
      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

      There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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      • I was in a meeting today with a consultant from Alabama. He was showing some files that were named "roll-tide" and asked if there were any roll-tide fans. Big No. He said, "well we could name one of these BYU for you..." Ha. That didn't set well with all the Ute fans at work. The outsider from Alabama doesn't even think about the U of U, but rather BYU.

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          I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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          • Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
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            Thank you. Very useful.
            Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

            For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

            Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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            • Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
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              Them's fightin words.
              τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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              • So who are the Ute fans in Texas again?

                Last edited by kccougar; 05-31-2016, 01:54 PM. Reason: Oops. Texas, not VA.
                "It's devastating, because we lost to a team that's not even in the Pac-12. To lose to Utah State is horrible." - John White IV

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                  I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                  • Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                    [IMG]...
                    That should be a big seller among illiterate Ute dads. An Utah Man Am Not I!

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                    • Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
                      That should be a big seller among illiterate Ute dads. An Utah Man Am Not I!
                      Is there any other type of Ute dad?
                      "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
                      "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
                      This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
                      "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
                      "I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71

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                      • Originally posted by Lost Student View Post
                        Is there any other type of Ute dad?
                        Coming from someone who phonetically spells Law Student.
                        "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

                        "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

                        "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

                        -Rick Majerus

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                        • Originally posted by Lost Student View Post
                          Is there any other type of Ute dad?
                          "It's devastating, because we lost to a team that's not even in the Pac-12. To lose to Utah State is horrible." - John White IV

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                          • Originally posted by Jarid in Cedar View Post
                            Coming from someone who phonetically spells Law Student.
                            Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                            • Uncle Ted sells sweatshirts?
                              "What are you prepared to do?" - Jimmy Malone

                              "What choice?" - Abe Petrovsky

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                              • Originally posted by Jarid in Cedar View Post
                                Coming from someone who phonetically spells Law Student.
                                I never realized that's what it meant until now.
                                Get confident, stupid
                                -landpoke

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