"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated" - The Rivalry Thread

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  • Maximus
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 6008

    #1501

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    • Pelado
      Bald not naked
      • Sep 2010
      • 21092

      #1502
      Originally posted by Maximus View Post
      Love that the dude next to him is laughing. "The water in the pool was cold!"
      Last edited by Pelado; 03-03-2016, 05:03 PM.
      "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
      - Goatnapper'96

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      • Dwight Schr-ute
        Members Only
        • May 2011
        • 4917

        #1503
        Originally posted by Maximus View Post
        Audit this!
        I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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        • HBCoug
          Peanut Gallery Asshat
          • Dec 2008
          • 2082

          #1504
          Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
          Audit this!
          Going to need him to stand next to Santos to know for sure.

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          • Nakoma
            Junior Member
            • Sep 2013
            • 571

            #1505
            Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
            Audit this!
            I didn't realize KW was so open about his shortcomings.

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            • wally
              <><><><><><><><>
              • Jun 2010
              • 4137

              #1506
              Originally posted by Nakoma View Post
              I didn't realize KW was so open about his shortcomings.
              Most BYU grads have shorties.

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              • Jeff Lebowski
                Corporate lackey for Jesus
                • Nov 2008
                • 69479

                #1507
                Originally posted by wally View Post
                Most BYU grads have shorties.


                Dude, I bet you have Trump hands.
                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                • imanihonjin
                  Junior Member
                  • Jun 2013
                  • 3772

                  #1508
                  Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post


                  Dude, I bet you have Trump hands.
                  Or no hands at all!

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                  • wally
                    <><><><><><><><>
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 4137

                    #1509
                    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post


                    Dude, I bet you have Trump hands.
                    LOL!

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                    • Applejack
                      Senior Member
                      • Aug 2012
                      • 3812

                      #1510
                      This "dick-size" talk is gross, immature, and beneath the standards of this fine message board. Please take this talk to the republican debates.

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                      • Blueintheface
                        Senior Member
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 15382

                        #1511
                        The offseason is brutal. I'll be taking bets on who doesn't make it to kickoff this year. Current odds start at IMJAPANESEDUDE 8:5.

                        Odds of returning former posters: DDD @ 1:20, MG @ 200:1.
                        "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                        "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                        • imanihonjin
                          Junior Member
                          • Jun 2013
                          • 3772

                          #1512
                          Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post
                          The offseason is brutal. I'll be taking bets on who doesn't make it to kickoff this year. Current odds start at IMJAPANESEDUDE 8:5.

                          Odds of returning former posters: DDD @ 1:20, MG @ 200:1.
                          pft.....I'll take that bet on myself. Put me down for $1000.

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                          • hostile
                            lollygagger
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 5736

                            #1513
                            http://universe.byu.edu/2016/03/05/b...rsity-of-utah/
                            "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

                            "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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                            • MartyFunkhouser
                              Disciple of RNGesus
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 18717

                              #1514
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                              Last edited by MartyFunkhouser; 09-13-2016, 10:30 AM.
                              As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                              --Kendrick Lamar

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                              • old_gregg
                                scaly man fish
                                • Nov 2009
                                • 16915

                                #1515
                                this would have been a great time for you to use the suicide smiley
                                Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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