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  • Donuthole
    Official Outgayer
    • Nov 2008
    • 25222
    #286
    Somebody needs to go grab that kick fight gif and post it here. I'm too lazy to look it up on my phone.
    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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      • Jeff Lebowski
        Corporate lackey for Jesus
        • Nov 2008
        • 69431
        #287
        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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          • TripletDaddy
            sweet triple
            • Nov 2008
            • 58186
            #288
            Haha love that thing.
            Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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              • scottie
                Junior Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 5247
                #289
                funk, you don't need to explain it; everybody knows what is meant by a yes/no question.

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                  • myboynoah
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 21719
                    #290
                    uofutah radio show waxing eloquent with Steve Tate on BYU and dirty play. They make some strange comment about how uofutah isn't playing BYU this year, so BYU fans shouldn't make this a rivalry thing. Then Tate goes off pimping his financial planning services.

                    Skip the boring analysis of the big win over Utah State and start listening at about 13:30.
                    Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                    For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                    Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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                      • Pelado
                        Bald not naked
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 21080
                        #291
                        Originally posted by myboynoah View Post
                        uofutah radio show waxing eloquent with Steve Tate on BYU and dirty play. They make some strange comment about how uofutah isn't playing BYU this year, so BYU fans shouldn't make this a rivalry thing. Then Tate goes off pimping his financial planning services.

                        Skip the boring analysis of the big win over Utah State and start listening at about 13:30.
                        Sounds really interesting. I'll get right on it.
                        "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                        - Goatnapper'96

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                          • imanihonjin
                            Junior Member
                            • Jun 2013
                            • 3772
                            #292
                            Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                            Let's say I'm in a deposition and I ask the question was the light red? The person responds my niece ran a red light once, that is clearly not answering the question. I would be asking the question again if that was the response.

                            I offered a unilateral contract to you, when you perform, I'll fulfill my end of the bargain.
                            Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                            I don't need answers in a specific form, but the answers need to respond to the questions posed.

                            If on a mortgage application it asked for a parties address and the answer is put on it is "my niece is sad when I give my addresss," would you consider the application complete?
                            What is the deal with your niece?

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                              • Pelado
                                Bald not naked
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 21080
                                #293
                                Originally posted by imanihonjin View Post
                                What is the deal with your niece?
                                She's sad and she runs red lights. Or she's sad because she runs red lights. Or she's sad because she lives in the red light district. Or she's sad because mpfunk.
                                "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                                - Goatnapper'96

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                                  • The_Douger
                                    Athletic Supporter
                                    • Jun 2012
                                    • 5413
                                    #294
                                    Steve Tate always has been, and always will be, a humongous douchekateer.
                                    Will donate kidney for B12 membership.

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                                      • Jeff Lebowski
                                        Corporate lackey for Jesus
                                        • Nov 2008
                                        • 69431
                                        #295
                                        Originally posted by imanihonjin View Post
                                        What is the deal with your niece?
                                        I have noticed the same thing.

                                        Funk, why do you keep making random references to your niece? Weird.
                                        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                                        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                                          • imanihonjin
                                            Junior Member
                                            • Jun 2013
                                            • 3772
                                            #296
                                            Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                                            I have noticed the same thing.

                                            Funk, why do you keep making random references to your niece? Weird and creepy.
                                            FIFY.

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                                              • Jeff Lebowski
                                                Corporate lackey for Jesus
                                                • Nov 2008
                                                • 69431
                                                #297
                                                Originally posted by imanihonjin View Post
                                                FIFY.
                                                Indeed. Super creepy.
                                                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                                                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                                                  • falafel
                                                    loves to talk on things
                                                    • Mar 2009
                                                    • 37841
                                                    #298
                                                    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                                                    Indeed. Super creepy.
                                                    Especially since he has been so vocal about not wanting his family discussed on this board.
                                                    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                                                    Dig your own grave, and save!

                                                    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                                                    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                                                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                                                      • TripletDaddy
                                                        sweet triple
                                                        • Nov 2008
                                                        • 58186
                                                        #299
                                                        Originally posted by falafel View Post
                                                        Especially since he has been so vocal about not wanting his family discussed on this board.
                                                        or his beverages!
                                                        Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
                                                        sigpic

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                                                          • MartyFunkhouser
                                                            Disciple of RNGesus
                                                            • Nov 2008
                                                            • 18701
                                                            #300
                                                            Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                                                            I have noticed the same thing.

                                                            Funk, why do you keep making random references to your niece? Weird.
                                                            cougjunkie answered 2 of the questions as follows:

                                                            Originally posted by cougjunkie

                                                            3) Were you happy when Paul Kruger was stabbed? My niece who dated him and watched him do roids was sad.

                                                            4) Were you disappointed that Paul Kruger wasn't more seriously injured? She might have even cried.
                                                            I'm making fun of cougjunkie's niece comment in "answering" his questions. You honestly think I would provide any information about my family to you people?
                                                            Last edited by MartyFunkhouser; 09-15-2015, 11:23 AM.
                                                            As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                                                            --Kendrick Lamar

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