The Official BYU 2015 Death to Us by Everyone We Meet Watch Thread

[Paperback Writer]

In the mood for haiku.

Bye, bye to Jamaal
Huskers tough against the pass
Bodes doom for the Cougs

[Jeff Lebowski]

Oh, I love haiku!

Cougs play in Lincoln
The first time in history
Huskers not boring

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

The most frustrating thing about this is that with a redshirt year now so many posters won't be able to post "can you believe Jamal is only __ years old?!?!!!"

[TripletDaddy]

The most frustrating thing about this is that with a redshirt year now so many posters won't be able to post "can you believe Jamal is only __ years old?!?!!!"

but they might be able to post, "Can you believe Jamaal's baby is only ___ months old??!!?!?!?!!"

[TripletDaddy]

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[HBCoug]

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Seems like an odd comparison to Davies when BYU's all-time leading rusher also impregnated someone prior to his senior season only a few years ago.

[Donuthole]

Seems like an odd comparison to Davies when BYU's all-time leading rusher also impregnated someone prior to his senior season only a few years ago.

Race outranks sport and position (not that position, sickos!) in the comparison game.

[Harry Tic]

I wanna get in on this. Here goes: With Jamal, her panties will fall.

but they might be able to post, "Can you believe Jamaal's baby is only ___ months old??!!?!?!?!!"

I must have missed the elite press conference you guys got invited to. Don't hold back. Fill us in.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

but they might be able to post, "Can you believe Jamaal's baby is only ___ months old??!!?!?!?!!"

that's good teamwork right there.

[TripletDaddy]

Don't hold back. Fill us in.

hasnt there been enough of that already?

[Sizzle]

Any thought to moving Harvey Langi over to offense?

Doubt it. The thought of him anchoring the D with a guy like Takitaki on the edge rushing the passer as an OLB, I don't think you move him. Our D will be fine.

[USUC]

Doubt it. The thought of him anchoring the D with a guy like Takitaki on the edge rushing the passer as an OLB, I don't think you move him. Our D will be fine.

Criddle keeps dropping hints that Takitaki either won't be eligible or doesn't have the work ethic to succeed. Who knows if there is anything to it.

[The_Douger]

Criddle keeps dropping hints that Takitaki either won't be eligible or doesn't have the work ethic to succeed. Who knows if there is anything to it.

If the rumor is negative, there is something to it. If it's positive and would be tremendous for BYU, it's usually fake.

[MartyFunkhouser]

I hope for his sake that Jamaal Williams doesn't return to BYU next year. He is very talented and should have a lot of options and nearly all of them are better than returning to BYU.

Spend the time working out and preparing for the combine, better than BYU.
Seek out a P5 team that has a need for a RB , better than BYU.
Transfer to a DII school and play immediately to prepare for the NFL, better than BYU.

He needs to get out of the negative environment of BYU/Provo. Unless he did something illegal, which is clear that he didn't, he should be playing for BYU this year. It is unreasonable to expect someone without a religious basis for following the Honor Code to follow it. It is sad to see a good kid punished for being a 20 year old. BYU provides a good environment for some of the LDS population, I don't understand why someone who is not LDS and has other options would want to be there.