U of U Non-conference Scheduling

[DU Ute]

Congrats to you Utes on a big pick up and your future schedules.

While enjoying this, still keep in mind we have " our values and integrity".

Don't forget that "BYU is in a good position" and "BYU is a special place".

Sometimes I wonder how you guys stay on board.

[byu71]

Sometimes I wonder how you guys stay on board.

9 of our games will be on ESPN. Pretty hard to get off a ship that gets that much exposure.

[hostile]

9 of our games will be on ESPN. Pretty hard to get off a ship that gets that much exposure.

Someone might see you leave.

[byu71]

Someone might see you leave.

I was thinking some hot chick might see me sitting there. She may be attracted to values and integrity instead of a big resume.

[Jacob]

I'm sorry that, since Utah played a game in Michigan just a couple of years ago, with no return date, that we must consider this a 2 for 1. I hate to point this out. But, the rule here has already been established.

[myboynoah]

I'm sorry that, since Utah played a game in Michigan just a couple of years ago, with no return date, that we must consider this a 2 for 1. I hate to point this out. But, the rule here has already been established.

I don't believe you.

[hostile]

I'm sorry that, since Utah played a game in Michigan just a couple of years ago, with no return date, that we must consider this a 2 for 1. I hate to point this out. But, the rule here has already been established.

Yes, keep chanting that mantra to yourself. "It's a 2 for 1. It's a 2 for 1."

[Portland Ute]

Yes, keep chanting that mantra to yourself. "It's a 2 for 1. It's a 2 for 1."

I'd imagine it would be hard to chant that when you are already sucking your thumb, rocking on your haunches in a dark corner trying to mumble, "Utah is not in the PAC12. Utah is NOT IN THE PAC12!"

[NorthwestUteFan]

I'd imagine it would be hard to chant that when you are already sucking your thumb, rocking on your haunches in a dark corner trying to mumble, "Utah is not in the PAC12. Utah is NOT IN THE PAC12!"

"When you start to get confused because of thoughts in your head,
Don't feel those feelings!
Hold them in instead

Turn it off, like a light switch
just go click!
It's a cool little Mormon trick!
We do it all the time!"


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Spoiler for Turn It Off lyrics:

ELDER MCKINLEY:
I got a feeling,
That you could be feeling,
A whole lot better then you feel today
You say you got a problem,
well thats no problem,
It's super easy not to feel that way!

When you start to get confused because of thoughts in your head,
Don't feel those feelings!
Hold them in instead

Turn it off, like a light switch
just go click!
It's a cool little Mormon trick!
We do it all the time
When your feeling certain feels that just don't feel right
Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light
and turn em off,
Like a light switch just go bap!
Really whats so hard about that?
Turn it off! (Turn it off!)

When I was young my dad,
Would treat my mom real bad,
every time the Utah Jazz would loose.
He'd start a' drinking,
and I'd start a thinking,
How am I gonna keep my mom from getting abused?

I'd see her all scared and my soul was dying,
My dad would say to me, Now don't you dare start crying.

Turn it off, (Like a light switch just go click!)
(It's our nifty little Mormon trick!)
Turn it off! (Turn. It. Off!)

My Sister was a dancer, but she got cancer,
My doctor said she still had two months more
I thought she had time, so I got in line
for the new I-phone at the apple store.

She lay there dying with my father and mother
Her very last words were "where is my brother?"

(Turn it off!) Yeah! (Bid those sad feelings a due!)
The fear I might get cancer too,

When I was in fifth grade, I had a friend Steve Blade,
He and I were close as two friend could be
One thing led to another, and soon I would discover,
I was having really strange feelings for Steve

I thought about us, on a deserted Island
We'd swim naked in the sea, and then he'd try and...

WOAH! Turn if off, like a light switch,
there its gone! (Good for you!)
My hetero side just won!
I\'m all better now,
Boys should be with girls thats heavenly fathers plan
So if you ever feel you rather be with a man,
Turn it off.

ELDER PRICE:
Well Elder McKinley, I think its ok that your having gay thoughts,
just so long as you never act on them.

ELDER MCKINLEY:
No, because then your just keeping it down,
Like a dimmer switch on low, (On low!)
Thinking nobody needs to know! (Uh oh!)

ELDER PRICE:
But that's not true!

ELDER MCKINLEY:
Being gay is bad, but lying is worse,
So just realize you have a curable curse,
And turn it off! (Turn it off, turn it off!)

(Dance)

Turn it off!

Now how do you feel!

ELDER PRICE:
The same

ELDER MCKINLEY:
Then you only got yourself to blame,
You didn't pretend hard enough,
Imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes,
and find the box thats gay and CRUSH IT!
Ok?

ELDER PRICE:
No, no, -I'm- not having gay thoughts

ELDER CUNNINGHAM:
Alright! It worked!

(Yay!)

(Turn it off!)

(Turn it off, Turn it off!)

(Turn it off, turn it off like a light switch just go click click!
What a cool little Mormon Trick! Trick trick!
We do it all the time!)

ELDER MCKINLEY:
When your feeling certain feelings that just dont seem right!
Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light!
Turn it off! (Like a light switch, shut it off!)
(Now he isn't gay anymore!)

(Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it...!)
(Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it...!)
(Turn it...)

ELDER MCKINLEY: Turn it off!

Unrelated comment: Yesterday I got my tickets to the BOM Musical and I can't wait!

[LA Ute]

I don't believe you.

Cynic.

[The_Douger]

Sometimes I wonder how you guys stay on board.

Honest, I wonder the same thing.

My fanhood is spriraling the drain sometimes.

I just can't get behind this, and nothing short of a B12 or P12 (ya, I know not happening) will do it for me.

BYU and the fans deserve better.

[Scorcho]

twitter is saying .... Utah at BYU in 2013, no game in 2014 or 2015 and then BYU at Utah in 2016.

per Dan Greene and Dirk Facer

[LA Ute]

twitter is saying .... Utah at BYU in 2013, no game in 2014 or 2015 and then BYU at Utah in 2016.

per Dan Greene and Dirk Facer

SL Trib story:

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/utes/54463741-89/utah-2014-byu-hill.html.csp?utm_source=iContact&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=The%20Salt%20Lake%20Tribune&utm_content=

I don't like this but whatever.

[SeattleUte]

whatever.

Exactly right. Are people rioting in SLC over this? I bet not.

[Portland Ute]

On 1280 this evening, Kurt Kragthorpe flat out said that "Utah isn't a real PAC12 team" and this proves it.



He then went on in an attempt to show how other PAC12 teams schedule. He used UW this season. He said they are playing LSU and SDSU. He said that's pretty much the same as playing Michigan, for instance, and BYU.

Kurt, in his rush to expose Utah as a "fraud" (I paraphrased here), called BYU and SDSU pretty much equal.

The media, from the 25 minutes I heard this afternoon, is beyond apoplectic.