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  • Bobby Petrino: So what REALLY caused your bike to fall over...

    Looks like things are blowing up on his attempt to hide the fact he had a 25 year old girl (Who is engage) on the back of his bike when he crashed..



    http://outkickthecoverage.com/bobby-...-wild-ride.php

    No matter how difficult your week has been it's doubtful that it involved trying to explain to your wife how a smoking hot 25 year old blonde found herself wrapped around you as you drove into a sunset on an Arkansas spring afternoon.

    On April Fool's day came the unexpected rumor that Bobby Petrino had been involved in a bad motorcyle accident. It was April Fool's so it was hard to believe that such a thing could happen. But, it did. Petrino emerged for a press conference wearing a neck brace, announcing that he'd broken several ribs, and assuring everyone that he'd merely been out for an afternoon ride when he lost control of his motorcycle in the bright sunshine.

    Everyone felt bad for Petrino -- even Falcons owner Arthur Blank -- and the story collapsed into the rest of the week's more scandalous news.

    At least until Thursday evening when word broke that Petrino hadn't just been in a motorcycle accident by himself, he'd had a passenger, a 25 year old former volleyball player named Jessica Dorrell, who the week before had been introduced via a press release with a sterling quote from Petrino.

  • #2
    Originally posted by dabrockster View Post
    Looks like things are blowing up on his attempt to hide the fact he had a 25 year old girl (Who is engage) on the back of his bike when he crashed..



    http://outkickthecoverage.com/bobby-...-wild-ride.php
    she isnt what I would call "smoking hot" but to each his own I guess.
    "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

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    • #3
      So, this little lady is also engaged.... AND.. Her soon-to-be- Ex and her had a Wedding Announcement page at one point.. Friends and family could post comment and adoration to the lucky couple..

      Looks like some pesky fans starting posting their heart felt feelings to the page.. Sadly, it has since been taken down (I feel bad for the guy.. He is a Coach for Arkansas as well).


      However, here are few of those heart felt postings prior to it being taken down..

      You people are awful! Have some respect for their relationship, their humanity, and the sanctity of the employer-employee relationship. What Bobby and Jess do in the privacy of his f--kshed is their business.
      from: Cindy Dorrell

      You need Bobby taken out? Smile at me girl.
      from: Sean Payton

      Damnit!
      from: Houston Nutt

      WHORE
      from: Becky Petrino

      Hey Josh- No problem on the tux returns. FYI, even our rental tuxes are less worn than your fiance.
      from: Men's Wearhouse

      It's ok, Bobby's wife has cancer.
      from: John Edwards

      fduksl jkldfsas kljfsfdodasin dkfasdfljdfdddfhh djfkdfljs!!
      from: Morris Claiborne

      We're here for the gang bang.
      from: LSU Team

      I'm sure Petrino pulled out many of times before the job was done
      from: Arthur Blank

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      • #4
        LOL at Morris Claiborne.
        "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

        - Ty Cobb

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        • #5
          Originally posted by San Juan Sun View Post
          LOL at Morris Claiborne.
          That one had me laughing too.
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          • #6
            We all though his accident was like this....


            Now that we have all the information we know it was more this...

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            • #7
              Petrino is out as coach. Man Arkansas will be really good -- wonder who they will get to coach now.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by CardiacCoug View Post
                Petrino is out as coach. Man Arkansas will be really good -- wonder who they will get to coach now.
                Can't believe an SEC team did the right thing.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by CardiacCoug View Post
                  Petrino is out as coach. Man Arkansas will be really good -- wonder who they will get to coach now.
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                    • #11
                      The most bizarre thing about this entire scenario to me is that it's the University of freaking Arkansas - Arkansas! - that is showing the rest of the college sporting world how to properly deal with a scandal and do the right thing.
                      Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
                        she isnt what I would call "smoking hot" but to each his own I guess.
                        I'd say she's probably out of Petrino's league though.

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                        • #13
                          "I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it". - Tommy Callahan III

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
                            she isnt what I would call "smoking hot" but to each his own I guess.
                            Can't really tell; the picture needs to be extended down a bit to see if she is smoking hot.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by nikuman View Post
                              The most bizarre thing about this entire scenario to me is that it's the University of freaking Arkansas - Arkansas! - that is showing the rest of the college sporting world how to properly deal with a scandal and do the right thing.
                              Arkansas has done it before. Lou Holtz suspended some of his best players before the 1978 Orange Bowl vs. #2 Oklahoma.

                              Although they were something like 3 TD dogs, Arkansas blew out the Sooners.
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