BYU vs TCU 2011: The long-haired assassin goes to Dallas

[pelagius]

I will be there. Watch the big screen in case I get to ham it up flexing my muscles or kissing my wife.

I will be there too.

[TripletDaddy]

I will be there too.

Just to flex your muscles on the big screen?

[Moliere]

Do we have a roll call going for this game? I am predicting the stadium to be half full (optimist!).

I'll be there but my girth can't quite fill up half the stadium.

[pelagius]

Just to flex your muscles on the big screen?

Leb can do the flexing for CUF.

[Clark Addison]

I will be at the ward trunk or treat and chili cookoff. :igiveup:

I forgot about that. So is ours. Fortunately it should be done 30 minutes or so after game time, so little chance for anyone to spoil anything before I get home to the DVR.

[Cougarmandias]

Fellas, I'm gonna be at the temple for our stake temple day. I'll wait to watch the BYUTV broadcast.

You can thank me for my selfless devotion after the team wins.

[YOhio]

Fellas, I'm gonna be at the temple for our stake temple day. I'll wait to watch the BYUTV broadcast.

You can thank me for my selfless devotion after the team wins.

You rebroadcasters are the ones screwing up our B12 negotations. Thanks a lot.

[cougjunkie]

Jordan Pendelton in 4 1/2 games this year has put up the following stat line:

26 tackles 8.5 tackles for loss (-25 yards), 4 sacks (-18 yards).

KVNs stat line:

38 tackles, 6 tackles for loss (-48 yards), 3 sacks (-20 yards), 3 ints (79 return yards), 5 qb hits, 3 passes broken up, 2 forced fumbles, a fumble recovered, a blocked kick, and a touchdown.

He is the AK47 of College football.

[splitbamboo]

KVNs stat line:

38 tackles, 6 tackles for loss (-48 yards), 3 sacks (-20 yards), 3 ints (79 return yards), 5 qb hits, 3 passes broken up, 2 forced fumbles, a fumble recovered, a blocked kick, and a touchdown.

He is the AK47 of College football.

KVN starting this week?

[Blueintheface]

Do we have a roll call going for this game? I am predicting the stadium to be half full (optimist!).

I'll be there with my brother and these females that have been following us around for the past decade or so.

[Green Monstah]

Since those armbands serve no legitimate purpose, I think they all look ridiculous.

Yeah, but Kav (I think) sports them, so I can't take too hard a stand.

[Blueintheface]

Jordan Pendelton in 4 1/2 games this year has put up the following stat line:

26 tackles 8.5 tackles for loss (-25 yards), 4 sacks (-18 yards).

KVNs stat line:

38 tackles, 6 tackles for loss (-48 yards), 3 sacks (-20 yards), 3 ints (79 return yards), 5 qb hits, 3 passes broken up, 2 forced fumbles, a fumble recovered, a blocked kick, and a touchdown.

He is the AK47 of College football.

I've never seen KVN cry.

[Eddie]

Fellas, I'm gonna be at the temple for our stake temple day. I'll wait to watch the BYUTV broadcast.

You can thank me for my selfless devotion after the team wins.

Those are very similar to the thoughts I had when I skipped the BYU-Utah game in order to attend the adult session of stake conference and then stayed up late to watch the game.

I hope God likes your "sacrifice" more than he liked mine. I kind of felt like Job who was blessed for his service to God by having his house kicked in, his kids all killed, his bank account emptied, and his wife leave him...or something like that.

[Cougarmandias]

You rebroadcasters are the ones screwing up our B12 negotations. Thanks a lot.

Woah, now. The Good Lord knows that I would also be willing to DVR for the team if it were up to me.

Obviously the B12 problem is one of y'alls fault. I hear atheistcoug only pays tithing on net . . .

[lambdacoug]

I hear atheistcoug only pays tithing on net . . .

Yeah, something like that...

Though, I might be convinced to pay some tithing if BYU does what it takes to get into the Big 12.