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  • #46
    Originally posted by Scorcho View Post
    I was the Car Czar for 6 months in the Missouri St. Louis Mission.

    - 1,000 miles a month for regular companionships

    - 1,250 for District Leaders

    - 1,500 for Zone leaders.

    That's some inside LDS knowledge you just can't google
    Foreign language missionary in the US (I was a ZL at the time): - 2,500 miles/mo, and mission boundaries were highly flexible.

    We ended up being chauffeurs to everybody else so it wasn't much of a benefit.

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    • #47
      Three legs of the Boone County economy:

      Originally posted by YOhio View Post
      Walnut Bowls and adult bookstores. Right, RedLegger?
      1-interstate XXX stripping mothers.
      2-firework stands.
      3-meth.

      Culturally, though, they add walnut bowls and a unique hairstyle:



      To heck w/ em:

      [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjONkJr9gEI"]Even Grandpa Simpson hates Missouri - YouTube[/nomedia]

      As for the Big 12, Missoura's exit will bring two things:

      1-stability-they started all this conference realignment whorishness the moment the Big 10 announced their expansion. Sending em packing might end it for the Big 12.
      2-around 35 million smacks. aTm is expecting 30million and they announced afore the Sept 1 deadline. Missoura will be paying a bit extra for waiting a month.

      Rock Chalk Jayhawk, Beat Mizzou
      Last edited by Red Legger; 10-04-2011, 11:53 PM.

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      • #48
        Originally posted by NorthwestUteFan View Post
        Foreign language missionary in the US (I was a ZL at the time): - 2,500 miles/mo, and mission boundaries were highly flexible.

        We ended up being chauffeurs to everybody else so it wasn't much of a benefit.
        What foreign country uses miles as a measurement?
        "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Moliere View Post
          What foreign country uses miles as a measurement?
          Good point, Missouri is the only state that I've been in that has a mile marker every 2/10ths of a mile on the interstate. It is obvious that some state congress member had a brother, daughter or son that owned a sign business.
          "Don't expect I'll see you 'till after the race"

          "So where does the power come from to see the race to its end...from within"

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post
            I can smell those disgusting little burgers from Utah. When attending Vikings and Twins games it was our crew's routine (not my idea) to stop at a Minneapolis White Castle beforehand. I would pass but apparently my friends really enjoyed watching professional sporting events with chronic diarrhea.
            White Castles in Minneapolis are also good places to experience drive bys and other types of gang violence... if your into that sort of thing.

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            • #51
              If Mizzou leaves the Big 12 bball tournament can be moved from Kansas City to a better location (e.g. Dallas).

              Hmmm... Time to send some more emails to the BOC.
              "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
              "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
              "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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              • #52
                Originally posted by jay santos View Post
                Missouri, what is it good for?
                They are like war in that sense

                Good God y'all!
                "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

                "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                  Get your facts straight. White Castle was founded in Kansas and is hq'd in Columbus, Ohio.
                  Shhhhhhhh... You leave Columbus out of this!!!

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
                    If Mizzou leaves the Big 12 bball tournament can be moved from Kansas City to a better location (e.g. Dallas).

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                    • #55
                      SEC! SEC! SEC!

                      At least Mizzou soon won't have to face powerhouses like KState.
                      "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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