"Dear Tom Holmoe" - the thread for saying stuff to Tom Holmoe

[TripletDaddy]

I don't know TH, but if what you are saying is true and he were to quit on principle. BYU would not hire someone with balls, they would hire another person that does what they are told. If they did hire someone with a rude 'tude that didn't want to take any guff from anyone, he would be dismissed and the next guy that followed marching orders would be hired.

If BYU is willing to hire someone with a rude 'tude, I would definitely throw my hat into the ring. Hopefully they don't contact my Bishop about Sunday School attendance as part of the hiring process.

[Brian]

BOT ?

Sorry, Jesus said no. He hates you.

[WashingtonCoug]

Dear Tom,

By now you probably hate BYU fans. I hate most of them too. We both have a common belief. How would you feel if my companion and I stopped by to meet with you and further discuss these beliefs? I know that we can work this out with every fiber of my being. Have a great day.

Best regards,

Washingtoncoug

[DU Ute]

Dear Tom,

By now you probably hate BYU fans. I hate most of them too. We both have a common belief. How would you feel if my companion and I stopped by to meet with you and further discuss these beliefs? I know that we can work this out with every fiber of my being. Have a great day.

Best regards,

Washingtoncoug

Can I be your companion?

[il Padrino Ute]

BOT ?

Sorry, Jesus said no. He hates you.

If it really is the Lord's team, then he makes the decisions. BYU fans need to accept this.

[Jeff Lebowski]

BOT ?

Sorry, Jesus said no. He hates you.

[lambdacoug]

If it really is the Lord's team, then he makes the decisions. BYU fans need to accept this.

Just a slight problem with this...

[il Padrino Ute]

Just a slight problem with this...

What would be the problem? BYU fans are always telling me that BYU is the Lord's team.

[WashingtonCoug]

Can I be your companion?

Of course! I know you feel the same about BYU fans as me. It's a perfect fit.

[Eddie]

What would be the problem? BYU fans are always telling me that BYU is the Lord's team.

BYU IS the Lord's team.

But maybe that isn't a good thing...

I mean, Israel is the Lord's people. How has that worked out for them over the last hundred years or so?

Job was one of God's.

In fact, how have all of God's prophets been treated over time? He didn't let them touch Abinidi for a while, but in the end...

Why can't Utah be God's team for a while?

[Jeff Lebowski]

BYU IS the Lord's team.

But maybe that isn't a good thing...

I mean, Israel is the Lord's people. How has that worked out for them over the last hundred years or so?

Job was one of God's.

In fact, how have all of God's prophets been treated over time? He didn't let them touch Abinidi for a while, but in the end...

Why can't Utah be God's team for a while?

Have you met their fans?

[Eddie]

Have you met their fans?

Sure - and don't they sound like a perfect match?

I mean - Moses goes up the mountain to talk to God and get the commandments and they jump on the golden calf bandwagon. Just like Ute fans after a BCS bowl.

Can you find a group of people, and I mean ANY group of people, better suited to play the role of a pharisee than an ALUF?

And those that aren't the ALUF's are more than willing to kill a few prophets.

The more I think about it, the more I think this could really work.

[lambdacoug]

I'd say this:

Fuck you very much. I'll be cheering on other teams until you decide your fans and athletes are a priority again.

[YOhio]

I'd say this:

Fuck you very much. I'll be cheering on other teams until you decide your fans and athletes are a priority again.

Big talk. Let's see it. Cheer for other teams starting right now and then maybe I'll believe you.

[lambdacoug]

Well, I live in MO, so: Go Mizzou!