Drew Phillips' speed

[KillerDog]

I was humble lying. I've never ran a timed 40 or even a timed 100. I was a 400m runner exclusively and not too shabby of one. I ran with two different guys that took state in the 100m so I figured I'd find an event that was mine. I was the fastest guy in my high school that would run the 400m.

400m is a brutal race. I ran the 400IH my senior year but I didn't have the heart to be impressive at it.

[hostile]

Ooh, I hope not. I think that's against the honor code.

http://comedy.videosift.com/video/SNL-Will-Ferrel-Autofellates-in-Yoga-Class

[Hot Lunch]

He's so damn fast, he lapped himself!

I heard that Drew Phillips is so fast that even Chuck Norris is scared shitless when homeboy takes off running.

[Sizzle]

I heard that Drew Phillips is so fast that even Chuck Norris is scared shitless when homeboy takes off running.

Jimmer Fredette wears Drew Phillips pajamas.

[Surfah]

I am stupider having read this entire thread.

[Hot Lunch]

I am stupider having read this entire thread.

If Drew Phillips ends up reading this thread you should probably expect that he will slap in the face for this post. Just so you know, Drew is so fast that you won't see him coming and you won't see him going. When you get bitch slapped and have no idea where it came from because nobody is around, you will know it was from Drew.

[LiveCoug]

If Drew Phillips ends up reading this thread you should probably expect that he will slap in the face for this post. Just so you know, Drew is so fast that you won't see him coming and you won't see him going. When you get bitch slapped and have no idea where it came from because nobody is around, you will know it was from Drew.

Dude, why are you trying to change the true message of this thread? This thread is not about Drew Phillips. It is about TaekwonDave and his elite 40 times...

[Surfah]

If Drew Phillips ends up reading this thread you should probably expect that he will slap in the face for this post. Just so you know, Drew is so fast that you won't see him coming and you won't see him going. When you get bitch slapped and have no idea where it came from because nobody is around, you will know it was from Drew.

No he won't. I told Ohmer he doesn't know shit. I joined Nate Soelberg and Cody Fonnesbeck's speed academy and have been working on my hip flexors. He can eat my dust.

[Hot Lunch]

Dude, why are you trying to change the true message of this thread? This thread is not about Drew Phillips. It is about TaekwonDave and his elite 40 times...

Drew Phillips is so fast that his pisses TaekwonDave. Hell, Drew Phillips is so fast his pisses excellence.

[Hot Lunch]

No he won't. I told Ohmer he doesn't know shit. I joined Nate Soelberg and Cody Fonnesbeck's speed academy and have been working on my hip flexors. He can eat my dust.

Cody and Nate would give their left nut to be as fast as Drew Phillips.

[pelagius]

No he won't. I told Ohmer he doesn't know shit. I joined Nate Soelberg and Cody Fonnesbeck's speed academy and have been working on my hip flexors. He can eat my dust.

Almost everyone ha tight hip flexors. Stretching your hip flexors alone will shave off between 0.2-0.30 seconds off your 40: the median effect was -0.23, the mean was -0.25, inter-quartile range is -0.2-0.30 (see Kahneman and Tversky (2004), Econometrica).

[Hot Lunch]

Stretching your hip flexors alone will shave off between 0.2-0.30 seconds off your 40: the median effect was -0.23, the mean was -0.25, inter-quartile range is -0.2-0.30 (see Kahneman and Tversky (2004), Econometrica).

Drew Phillips is so fast that he invented the stretching of the hip flexor.

[KillerDog]

Almost everyone ha tight hip flexors. Stretching your hip flexors alone will shave off between 0.2-0.30 seconds off your 40: the median effect was -0.23, the mean was -0.25, inter-quartile range is -0.2-0.30 (see Kahneman and Tversky (2004), Econometrica).