Manti Te'o is officially a member of Notre Dame

[YOhio]

Catholic universities are famous for providing the baby sitting feature.

No wonder you ended up at Georgetown.

[beelzebabette]

Manti is in for a huge shock his first full weekend in South Bend. It will be Friday night and he won't be able to find a good Young Adult dance at any of the stake centers nearby. He will have to go back to his dorm because there just aren't a lot of Mormons at Notre Dame. Also, does Notre Dame have a good LDS Institute program? Likely no.

My brother went to Notre Dame for graduate school. As the only single LDS guy on campus, he tried Institute. Once. He said he didn't go back when the only other attendee was a fat-fingered girl.

As for going back to his dorm on Friday nights, he drank a lot of Diet Pepsi in the local bars with his classmates. I visited him a couple of times. We bailed on church mid-Sacrament meeting the first time because Mass was more entertaining to watch. I didn't even bother with church the second time.

[landpoke]

the only other attendee was a fat-fingered girl.

Fat fingers is an instant deal-killer for me. Hate, hate, hate those pudgy sausage hands.

[SeattleUte]

My brother went to Notre Dame for graduate school. As the only single LDS guy on campus, he tried Institute. Once. He said he didn't go back when the only other attendee was a fat-fingered girl.

As for going back to his dorm on Friday nights, he drank a lot of Diet Pepsi in the local bars with his classmates. I visited him a couple of times. We bailed on church mid-Sacrament meeting the first time because Mass was more entertaining to watch. I didn't even bother with church the second time.

Like noah said, how miraculous that the B of M is working its magic in every corner of the globe.

[beelzebabette]

Fat fingers is an instant deal-killer for me. Hate, hate, hate those pudgy sausage hands.

Imagine the bait-and-switch disappointment when he'd heard there was a hot redhead attending that had transferred to finish her undergrad. As I type that, I'm laughing because it does seem like a fairly obvious ploy to get him to come once.

[RC Vikings]

Manti is in for a huge shock his first full weekend in South Bend. It will be Friday night and he won't be able to find a good Young Adult dance at any of the stake centers nearby. He will have to go back to his dorm because there just aren't a lot of Mormons at Notre Dame. Also, does Notre Dame have a good LDS Institute program? Likely no.

At ND odds are Manti won't have to worry about his girlfriend feeling guilty and telling her bishop.

[myboynoah]

Like noah said, how miraculous that the B of M is working its magic in every corner of the globe.

"So, like dude, what is Manti? Some kind of Hawaiian name or something?"

"No my friend. Here, read this, the answer is found within."

"Awesome! How soon can I be baptized?!?!?!"


BOOYAH!!!!

[TripletDaddy]

"So, like dude, what is Manti? Some kind of Hawaiian name or something?"

"No my friend. Here, read this, the answer is found within."

"Awesome! How soon can I be baptized?!?!?!"


BOOYAH!!!!

Weiss: "Manti, we are watching film tomorrow night. Big game next Saturday and we need to prepare."

Manti: "Sorry, Coach. I won't be there."

Weiss: "Why not?"

Manti: "Because tomorrow is Sunday. You can go ahead without me."

Weiss: "Manti, I have always respected your conviction. I want to know why you believe what you believe. I want to know more."

[TripletDaddy]

Jarvins Jones and Juwanza Starling for SC.

Manti Wh'o?

[Jeff Lebowski]

Jarvins Jones and Juwanza Starling for SC.

Manti Wh'o?

Dang. I was hoping Jones would sign with Texas.

[TripletDaddy]

Dang. I was hoping Jones would sign with Texas.

I didnt think SC was going to get him. no way. signing day is crazy.

[myboynoah]

Weiss: "Manti, we are watching film tomorrow night. Big game next Saturday and we need to prepare."

Manti: "Sorry, Coach. I won't be there."

Weiss: "Why not?"

Manti: "Because tomorrow is Sunday. You can go ahead without me."

Weiss: "Manti, I have always respected your conviction. I want to know why you believe what you believe. I want to know more."

Manti: "Here, read this, the answer is found within."

Weiss: "Awesome! How soon can I be baptized?!?!?!"


BOOYAH!!!!

[Jeff Lebowski]

I didnt think SC was going to get him. no way. signing day is crazy.

All but one of Texas' signees are from Texas (exception is from Arkansas). And yet it is still rated top three.

Crazy.

[TripletDaddy]

Manti: "Here, read this, the answer is found within."

Weiss: "Awesome! How soon can I be baptized?!?!?!"


BOOYAH!!!!

teammates: "Manti, we are all heading down to the Grotto to light some candles and say a prayer to notre dame, Our Lady. wanna come with?"

Manti: "Sorry, guys. I don't worship graven images. While I respect Mary, I don't pray to her."

teammates: "are you serious? can we go somewhere and talk? we want to learn more!"

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Weiss: "Manti, we are watching film tomorrow night. Big game next Saturday and we need to prepare."

Manti: "Sorry, Coach. I won't be there."

Weiss: "Why not?"

Manti: "Because tomorrow is Sunday. You can go ahead without me."

Weiss: "Manti, I have always respected your conviction. I want to know why you believe what you believe. I want to know more."

I am not sure Weiss could pass the interview to get dunked. I think he is considering a partial term abortion on Jimmy Clausen. Plus all the gay acts with Tom Brady. That is going to have to go to the MP.