Nice QB recruit, Utes

[beelzebabette]

...

GN, I think he was referring to the misogynistic tones

[Solon]

GN, I think he was referring to the misogynistic tones

Mock Kyle all you want. I was referring to the way you mocked him by comparing him to a woman.

But you should understand that this type of frat-boy hypermasculinity is usually compensation for a small package.

Usually.

[LA Ute]

But you should understand that this type of frat-boy hypermasculinity is usually compensation for a small package.

This is a . . . low blow. But it was invited.

[Goatnapper'96]

Mock Kyle all you want. I was referring to the way you mocked him by comparing him to a woman.

But you should understand that this type of frat-boy hypermasculinity is usually compensation for a small package.

Usually.

So you are saying there might be other reasons I wasn't tapping all those Laurel Class Presidents back in the day?!

Probably guilty as charged, but never underestimate the power of corrective surgeries my friend!

[Mr. Crimson]

Harvey Unga was a drug dealer and Derek Stephenson tried to shoot a guy but the gun jammed.

We all find wiggle room when it comes to athletes.

[Blueintheface]

Harvey Unga was a drug dealer and Derek Stephenson tried to shoot a guy but the gun jammed.

We all find wiggle room when it comes to athletes.

I love the Wiggles.

[PaloAltoCougar]

Why does goatnapper always get a pass on writing crap like this?

Napper's vocabulary arsenal and command-style sentence structure were generated on the banks of the Hudson and the mean streets of Bosnia. It took us a full decade after that conflict, and payment of hefty charm school tuition, to transform him into the relatively refined, sophisticated boulevardier that he is.

... Are PAC and I the only ones who enjoyed the witty sarcasm at cameltoe.org before the dude ran off and did douche bags with hot chicks?

That was the most unfortunate and distasteful rebranding of a once-great product since New Coke. I've not returned to the site in several years, and won't.

[DU Ute]

Napper's vocabulary arsenal and command-style sentence structure were generated on the banks of the Hudson and the mean streets of Bosnia. It took us a full decade after that conflict, and payment of hefty charm school tuition, to transform him into the relatively refined, sophisticated boulevardier that he is.



That was the most unfortunate and distasteful rebranding of a once-great product since New Coke. I've not returned to the site in several years, and won't.

I take pride in recognizing most of the people in your daily avatars. Today I am proud that I do not.

[DU Ute]

I take pride in recognizing most of the people in your daily avatars. Today I am proud that I do not.

Well I just did a little research and I had no idea that was Tom Wolfe, I thought it was some old Fred Astaire wannabe. Now I just feel stupid. Thanks, PAC.

[Solon]

So you are saying there might be other reasons I wasn't tapping all those Laurel Class Presidents back in the day?!

Probably guilty as charged, but never underestimate the power of corrective surgeries my friend!

Hey, I said "usually." You're probably an exception.

Seriousy, though, I think goatnapper's great (for a ring-knocker) and I was just poking a little fun. No harm intended.

To go back to the original question, it seems that nobody minds his verbiage. I'm sure it has to do with his essential charm and longstanding reputation. I also think it might mean that people aren't taking things too seriously around here (which is a good idea).

So hey, if nobody's complaining, I'm certainly not going to stand in your way. Carry on.

[LA Ute]

Hey, I said "usually." You're probably an exception.

Seriousy, though, I think goatnapper's great (for a ring-knocker) and I was just poking a little fun. No harm intended.

To go back to the original question, it seems that nobody minds his verbiage. I'm sure it has to do with his essential charm and longstanding reputation. I also think it might mean that people aren't taking things too seriously around here (which is a good idea).

So hey, if nobody's complaining, I'm certainly not going to stand in your way. Carry on.

Actually, Goat knows that although I love him, I hate his language. There is good in the young man, however, which is why I strive with him. He is salvageable.

[cougjunkie]

Harvey Unga was a drug dealer and Derek Stephenson tried to shoot a guy but the gun jammed.

We all find wiggle room when it comes to athletes.

We should get in to which team has had the worst transgressions.

Should we start with Pauli Latu or Ben Moa?

[MartyFunkhouser]

We should get in to which team has had the worst transgressions.

Should we start with Pauli Latu or Ben Moa?

I'm pretty sure that Harold Lusk is going to win this award, but we Ute fans prefer not to claim him.

[DU Ute]

We should get in to which team has had the worst transgressions.

Should we start with Pauli Latu or Ben Moa?

I've actually done the analysis and you might be surprised. Using a weighted Sin And Transgression Analytical Numerological Factor (or SATAN Factor), BYU players come out as the top transgressors for the past ten years with a SATAN Factor of 187.1 compared with Utah's score of only 74.9. Of course, this is weighed based on self righteousness, so holding themselves to a higher standard really came back to bite the Y's fine young men in the ass.

[Senioritis]

I've actually done the analysis and you might be surprised. Using a weighted Sin And Transgression Analytical Numerological Factor (or SATAN Factor), BYU players come out as the top transgressors for the past ten years with a SATAN Factor of 187.1 compared with Utah's score of only 74.9. Of course, this is weighed based on self righteousness, so holding themselves to a higher standard really came back to bite the Y's fine young men in the ass.

For clarification, what is the SATAN factor of just a one time bite in the ass incident from a non-LDS player from a single parent household?