Nice QB recruit, Utes

[Katy Lied]

The coach sounds like a real POS (in my opinion). Coach: "I'm going to ruin this kid's life. He'll be sorry he ever fucked with me. I will not be made a fool of." We all know the type. They are especially prevalent among coaching hacks.

This is some serious criticism of a coach you know nothing about.

Some punishment is warranted, what happens when this kid starts trying to box Kwhits man boobs?

In all honesty, Kyle is in great shape right now, and has been in great shape since about 2007. No moobs on him.

...and BYU kept a schollie for a kid that had been involved in underage drinking and DUI multiple times.

And when they don't keep a schollie for him Ute fans complain that BM is so uncaring and sanctimonious and won't allow for repentance.

And if I were the coach, I would not have tossed him for showing up stoned. Lotta fuss about very little.

[Flattop]

A DUI and assaulting your baseball coach after showing up to practice stoned are both bad. The level of badness who knows but they are both really bad. Some punishment is warranted, what happens when this kid starts trying to box Kwhits man boobs?

Thanks, I feel better about my rush to judgement and decision to throw this kid away.

[Goatnapper'96]

Link?

I thought it was pretty well known that Mendenhall told Van Noy that he could not enroll at BYU until he had gone a year without any issues. I think it is a bit dishonest to make it sound like he had to sit out a year as the kid's DUI was December '08 and that one year period included the second semester of his senior year of HS. However, Bronco would not allow Van Noy to enroll until January of 2010 and thus Kyle sat out the 2009 season. Van Noy was also informed of this before he signed his LOI so he could have gone elsewhere.

[Goatnapper'96]

In all honesty, Kyle is in great shape right now, and has been in great shape since about 2007. No moobs on him.

I don't care what anyone ever says about it, but Kyle's physical appearance after John Beck hit Harline will forever be on the funniest sights in this rivalry. It wasn't just Kyle being overweight in clothes not yet adjusted for the new found girth, sporting a camel toe that would make Air Supply blush and crying like a bitch, it is that being cool is soooooo important to Utenation. BYU has some real dorks in its fanbase and a unique administration, but I cannot recall any sights of a BYU coach as that uncool all at once. It was the irony. If it were a head coach from Harvard or Yale, it would not have been nearly as funny. They care about being tolerant, not cool.

And if I were the coach, I would not have tossed him for showing up stoned. Lotta fuss about very little.

With this I agree. Attacking a coach is pretty serious IMO, but showing up to practice stoned is not that big of a deal even if it is a felony or a misdeameanor.

[LA Ute]

. . . being cool is soooooo important to Utenation.

Haven't been to a game at RES for a while, eh?

[Goatnapper'96]

Haven't been to a game at RES for a while, eh?

In all honesty, I have yet to make one at all yet. Senioritis invited me to a couple but I have yet to get down there for one. The beauty of Ute coolness is that while it is so important to the Ute psyche, to differentiate it from the BYU, when the dust settles I am convinced that Utenation ranks in triple digits on the coolness scale right ahead of BYU and behind every other FBS program. But as I always say, even Afghanastan has its best golfer!

[Spicy McHaggis]

He should have boozed it up and driven a few times, then The Donc would have recruited him.

[Spicy McHaggis]

In all honesty, I have yet to make one at all yet. Senioritis invited me to a couple but I have yet to get down there for one. The beauty of Ute coolness is that while it is so important to the Ute psyche, to differentiate it from the BYU, when the dust settles I am convinced that Utenation ranks in triple digits on the coolness scale right ahead of BYU and behind every other FBS program. But as I always say, even Afghanastan has its best golfer!

Have you looked around when you're at LES? Evidently you haven't.

[falafel]

He should have boozed it up and driven a few times, then The Donc would have recruited him.

And Spicy McHaggis is off to a great start!

[Hot Lunch]

He should have boozed it up and driven a few times, then The Donc would have recruited him.

Where did you come from? You are awesome. I hope with posts like this you stick around and enjoy the community.

[Jarid in Cedar]

He should have boozed it up and driven a few times, then The Donc would have recruited him.

Wow, like that response wasn't predictable. Tribtown is searching for their idiot.

[Coach McGuirk]

That is only the second time I have seen Donko or a derivative on CUF. Lets keep it at two.

[Solon]

sporting a camel toe . . . crying like a bitch,

Why does goatnapper always get a pass on writing crap like this?

[kccougar]

Why does goatnapper always get a pass on writing crap like this?

To paraphrase DDD about SeattleUte...because he's funny.

[Goatnapper'96]

Why does goatnapper always get a pass on writing crap like this?

For many reasons I suppose.

1.) The dude did have camel toe. Mocking Bronco for the clothes he wears or that he communicates like a drunk Philosophy PHD student that is never able to pass his thesis and has the market cornered for run on sentences would be equally accurate.

2.) Probably the bigger one is that I am also willing to give the man credit when he does things that are noteworthy. This fellow has never commented on Bronco other than this reference. I don't pretend that Kyle is a dirtbag or a bad head coach. While I mock his appearance at that painful moment for some, the greater body of work conveys that I can be very objective about what transpires on the field and how he runs his program.

3.) I am pretty damn good looking even though I stayed chaste until my marriage.

I also think that my mocking of Kyle doesn't indicate any personal malice towards him or the University of Utah. I think that after establishing that one can participate in juvenile rivalry smack on occassion. To me the line is crossed when one is unable to ever say positive things about the opponent, spend time trashing the character of opposing players or coaches or have genuine malice about the opposing institution or team.

Are PAC and I the only ones who enjoyed the witty sarcasm at cameltoe.org before the dude ran off and did douche bags with hot chicks? I admit I am not as funny as that guy was but the moment was still priceless for those of us that find that pass symbolic of our own personal Andy Dufresne leaving the sewer pipe in "The Shawshank Redemption."