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  • Donuthole
    Official Outgayer
    • Nov 2008
    • 25280

    #31
    Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
    I have heard enough complaints from Mrs. Funk to confirm that the law school does not sell caffeine.
    For valentine's day you need to get her a mini fridge for her carrel. Fits perfectly in the upper locking cabinet.

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    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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    • MartyFunkhouser
      Disciple of RNGesus
      • Nov 2008
      • 18767

      #32
      Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
      For valentine's day you need to get her a mini fridge for her carrel. Fits perfectly in the upper locking cabinet.

      Amazon.com: Mini Fridge, Red: Kitchen & Dining
      And risk her getting kicked out only a few months from graduation for having contraband beverages, no thanks.
      As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
      --Kendrick Lamar

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      • MarkGrace
        Grooveshark dick tease
        • Dec 2008
        • 31546

        #33
        Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
        I have heard enough complaints from Mrs. Funk to confirm that the law school does not sell caffeine.
        Let me guess, she gets headaches without caffeine? Dude, I'll let you in on something, that's just an excuse! And tell her that after that pricey dinner for V-Day said excuse will not be tolerated!
        So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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        • myboynoah
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2008
          • 21719

          #34
          Originally posted by DU Ute View Post
          Junkie reminds me so much of SoCalPat/TopUte. I don't mind SCP/TU as much because he's on my side, but I think deep down they're generally the same. What's really funny is that both of them would probably be offended by the comparison.
          I'm offended by the comparison. SCP/TP is an idiot and an embarrassment not only to Ute Fans but to all sports fans, even those of synchronized swimming and rhythmic gymnastics.
          Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

          For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

          Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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          • Viking
            Banned
            • Jun 2009
            • 6470

            #35
            Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
            One of Utah's big gets today was deciding between Utah, Hawai'i and Utah St. (Utah St.!)

            lol
            Gary Anderson. He has a relationship.

            According to the Utes, that's a really meaningful point as three made it to me last week.

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            • cougjunkie
              *Banned*
              • Nov 2008
              • 23223

              #36
              Lucky Radley claims a 10.9 100 meters if that is legit he is blazing fast.
              *Banned*

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              • DU Ute
                RIP CUF
                • Dec 2008
                • 7393

                #37
                Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
                Lucky Radley claims a 10.9 100 meters if that is legit he is blazing fast.
                That's the sweetest thing I've heard you say all day!
                "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
                "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
                "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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                • byu71
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 22070

                  #38
                  It is emotionally draining for me to see two really nice people fight about my favorite and second favorite team.

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                  • YOhio
                    Hipster Mode
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 26165

                    #39
                    Originally posted by Solon View Post
                    Admit it everyone: cougjunkie makes this place more interesting.
                    Okay, I admit it. Cougjunkie makes this place more interesting!

                    Thanks, Solon. That felt good.

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                    • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                      Time to camp
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 26082

                      #40
                      Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                      Okay, I admit it. Cougjunkie makes this place more interesting!

                      Thanks, Solon. That felt good.
                      I was going to say YOhio makes this place more. But I guess I would just seem like I am copying you now.
                      Get confident, stupid
                      -landpoke

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                      • landpoke
                        Never once baby snatched
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 4183

                        #41
                        Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                        I was going to say YOhio makes this place more. But I guess I would just seem like I am copying you now.
                        Plus it's massively inaccurate.
                        There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

                        Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

                        Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
                        Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
                        …
                        Tomorrow is Saturday
                        And Sunday comes afterwards

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                        • John McClain
                          Comfortably Numb
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 1012

                          #42
                          Originally posted by Solon View Post
                          I've always heard the law school has caffeinated soda but I've never been there.
                          When I was in law school, we could get caffeinated Coke by pushing the Orange Soda button on the soda pop machine. Nobody drinks orange soda and all the students knew that was the button to get the good stuff.
                          Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
                          Albert Einstein

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                          • John McClain
                            Comfortably Numb
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 1012

                            #43
                            Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                            And risk her getting kicked out only a few months from graduation for having contraband beverages, no thanks.
                            We had betting pools for football and basketball when I was in law school (at BYU). We had one or two complaints lodged with the HC office but nothing ever came of it. We were living on the edge baby.
                            Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
                            Albert Einstein

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                            • Donuthole
                              Official Outgayer
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 25280

                              #44
                              Originally posted by John McClain View Post
                              We had betting pools for football and basketball when I was in law school (at BYU). We had one or two complaints lodged with the HC office but nothing ever came of it. We were living on the edge baby.
                              I headed up the underground NCAA pool for the first two years I was there. We had over 100 people in the pool both years. During my second year (and during the actual final four games) GBH dropped the no-gambling bomb in PH session. The following year I couldn't get a dozen people to play. Freakin' mullahs.
                              Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                              There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                              • BoylenOver
                                Junior Member
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 9146

                                #45
                                Originally posted by Solon View Post
                                Admit it everyone: cougjunkie makes this place more interesting.
                                junkie is the counter-balance to SU. SU is more clever, junkie knows more about sports.
                                "I don't know the origin of said bitch booming."-Art Vandelay
                                "Hot Lunch posted awhile back on this. He knows more than anyone except for maybe BO."-Seattle Ute

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