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  • #16
    Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
    For Ute fans, here is a model of how to effectively use allusions to Max's hate speech in your posts. Note you don't need to be explicit in your allusion; just say BYU fans hate and they will instantly get it. Kind of like saying something like charity beats all.

    http://www.cougaruteforum.com/showpo...1&postcount=38
    Or we could just move on instead of continuing to beat a dead horse.
    Col. Klink: "Staff officers are so clever."
    Gen. Burkhalter: "Klink, I am a staff officer."
    Col. Klink: "I didn't mean you sir, you're not clever."

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Commando View Post
      Sure, but I don't see how that is helpful to your arsenal. As some roundabout dig at the mission of BYU? Not gonna work in football because, much like baseball, there's no crying in football.
      It's impossible to be objective about something you hate. It's that simple. Like in court you might start out the cross of a hostile witness (if you can) by saying, "Now, you hate Mr. Jones, and always have. Isn't that right?"
      When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

      --Jonathan Swift

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      • #18
        Originally posted by USS Utah View Post
        Or we could just move on instead of continuing to beat a dead horse.
        I don't think you get it.

        LDS Ute fans are uncomfortable with BYU fans hating them for being utes. Maybe they should be.
        When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

        --Jonathan Swift

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        • #19
          Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
          It's impossible to be objective about something you hate. It's that simple. Like in court you start out the cross of a hostile witness (if you can) by saying, "Now, you hate Mr. Jones, and always have. Isn't that right?"
          I thought that asking "Isn't that right" would be ineffective. They could answer Yes or No and you still are not exactly sure what they are saying.

          Yes, it is NOT right, or Yes, it is right, for example.

          It seems more appropriate to ask "Is that right?"
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          • #20
            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
            I thought that asking "Isn't that right" would be ineffective. They could answer Yes or No and you still are not exactly sure what they are saying.

            Yes, it is NOT right, or Yes, it is right, for example.

            It seems more appropriate to ask "Is that right?"
            LOOK, your shtick doesn't work with me. You should know that by now. I don't play your games.
            When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

            --Jonathan Swift

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            • #21
              Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
              I thought that asking "Isn't that right" would be ineffective. They could answer Yes or No and you still are not exactly sure what they are saying.

              Yes, it is NOT right, or Yes, it is right, for example.

              It seems more appropriate to ask "Is that right?"
              I will say this, Mr. Tax Lawyer: you wouldn't ask the question unless you had a document in hand with him saying it that you could shove under his nose if there were any ambiguity in his answer.
              When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

              --Jonathan Swift

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              • #22
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                "To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail."
                —Abraham Maslow

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                  I don't think you get it.

                  LDS Ute fans are uncomfortable with BYU fans hating them for being utes. Maybe they should be.
                  Actually, I find it positively underwhelming.
                  Col. Klink: "Staff officers are so clever."
                  Gen. Burkhalter: "Klink, I am a staff officer."
                  Col. Klink: "I didn't mean you sir, you're not clever."

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                  • #24
                    SU I agree with you 100%!
                    *Banned*

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                      I will say this, Mr. Tax Lawyer: you wouldn't ask the question unless you had a document in hand with him saying it that you could shove under his nose if there were any ambiguity in his answer.
                      isn't that right?
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                      • #26
                        Has anyone asked how Max Hall feels about Rod Smart?

                        Edit: Crap I hate when I don't read the whole thread, and I end up hacking the king of hacks.
                        Get confident, stupid
                        -landpoke

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                          Has anyone asked how Max Hall feels about Rod Smart?
                          Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                            For Ute fans, here is a model of how to effectively use allusions to Max's hate speech in your posts. Note you don't need to be explicit in your allusion; just say BYU fans hate and they will instantly get it. Kind of like saying something like charity beats all.

                            http://www.cougaruteforum.com/showpo...1&postcount=38
                            Ahhh, crap.
                            A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
                              As I survey the tool chest you wheel out in sports-related debates, I have to agree that Max Hall's quote is one of your most powerful implements.
                              Nicely done. If there is a CUFfie for "Best Backhanded Compliment", I would like to nominate this one. I do wish it would have included a barb about how it took 15 days for SU to make his "discovery", however.
                              Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                              There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                                I now realize that Max Hall has given me a powerful debating tool. I can chalk so much to BYU fans' hate--it's an effective attack on credbility, as in, "you're just saying this because of your hate." In the past that would have sounded childish and petty. Now it has a ring of truth, it resounds. Thanks Max!
                                Whatever deflects from the on-the-field result. Oh I know, SU, 2 BCS games, 55-34-4, etc, etc, etc.... guess what? SCOREBOARD is all that is currently relevant and it kills you that all you have is a false parachute in Max Hall to stop your decent into Hell. It never gets old that haters in true denial continue to use Max weeks after the game to help themselves cope.
                                "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                                "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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