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It's impossible to be objective about something you hate. It's that simple. Like in court you might start out the cross of a hostile witness (if you can) by saying, "Now, you hate Mr. Jones, and always have. Isn't that right?"Originally posted by Commando View PostSure, but I don't see how that is helpful to your arsenal. As some roundabout dig at the mission of BYU? Not gonna work in football because, much like baseball, there's no crying in football.When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
--Jonathan Swift
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I don't think you get it.Originally posted by USS Utah View PostOr we could just move on instead of continuing to beat a dead horse.
LDS Ute fans are uncomfortable with BYU fans hating them for being utes. Maybe they should be.When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
--Jonathan Swift
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I thought that asking "Isn't that right" would be ineffective. They could answer Yes or No and you still are not exactly sure what they are saying.Originally posted by SeattleUte View PostIt's impossible to be objective about something you hate. It's that simple. Like in court you start out the cross of a hostile witness (if you can) by saying, "Now, you hate Mr. Jones, and always have. Isn't that right?"
Yes, it is NOT right, or Yes, it is right, for example.
It seems more appropriate to ask "Is that right?"Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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LOOK, your shtick doesn't work with me. You should know that by now. I don't play your games.Originally posted by TripletDaddy View PostI thought that asking "Isn't that right" would be ineffective. They could answer Yes or No and you still are not exactly sure what they are saying.
Yes, it is NOT right, or Yes, it is right, for example.
It seems more appropriate to ask "Is that right?"When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
--Jonathan Swift
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I will say this, Mr. Tax Lawyer: you wouldn't ask the question unless you had a document in hand with him saying it that you could shove under his nose if there were any ambiguity in his answer.Originally posted by TripletDaddy View PostI thought that asking "Isn't that right" would be ineffective. They could answer Yes or No and you still are not exactly sure what they are saying.
Yes, it is NOT right, or Yes, it is right, for example.
It seems more appropriate to ask "Is that right?"When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
--Jonathan Swift
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Actually, I find it positively underwhelming.Originally posted by SeattleUte View PostI don't think you get it.
LDS Ute fans are uncomfortable with BYU fans hating them for being utes. Maybe they should be.Col. Klink: "Staff officers are so clever."
Gen. Burkhalter: "Klink, I am a staff officer."
Col. Klink: "I didn't mean you sir, you're not clever."
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isn't that right?Originally posted by SeattleUte View PostI will say this, Mr. Tax Lawyer: you wouldn't ask the question unless you had a document in hand with him saying it that you could shove under his nose if there were any ambiguity in his answer.Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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Ahhh, crap.Originally posted by SeattleUte View PostFor Ute fans, here is a model of how to effectively use allusions to Max's hate speech in your posts. Note you don't need to be explicit in your allusion; just say BYU fans hate and they will instantly get it. Kind of like saying something like charity beats all.
http://www.cougaruteforum.com/showpo...1&postcount=38A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali
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Nicely done. If there is a CUFfie for "Best Backhanded Compliment", I would like to nominate this one. I do wish it would have included a barb about how it took 15 days for SU to make his "discovery", however.Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View PostAs I survey the tool chest you wheel out in sports-related debates, I have to agree that Max Hall's quote is one of your most powerful implements.
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Whatever deflects from the on-the-field result. Oh I know, SU, 2 BCS games, 55-34-4, etc, etc, etc.... guess what? SCOREBOARD is all that is currently relevant and it kills you that all you have is a false parachute in Max Hall to stop your decent into Hell. It never gets old that haters in true denial continue to use Max weeks after the game to help themselves cope.Originally posted by SeattleUte View PostI now realize that Max Hall has given me a powerful debating tool. I can chalk so much to BYU fans' hate--it's an effective attack on credbility, as in, "you're just saying this because of your hate." In the past that would have sounded childish and petty. Now it has a ring of truth, it resounds. Thanks Max!"Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault
"Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors
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