Mad Max stops to ask Sly

[Colly Wolly]

Do I need to draw you a picture?

If I'm enjoying, and you're enjoying my reaction. . . .

sure dude. show me.

[LA Ute]

All you needed was for BYU fans to say that it was a stupid thing to say? That's it? Of course it was a stupid thing to say, but the fact that Ute fans got so worked up about it is the best part about it.

OK, you qualify as a warthog-faced buffoon, just below miserable vomitous mass status. Please do nothing to dishonor this noble designation.

Now, about sportsmanship. I'm big on it. I've been both embarrassed by, and proud of, my Utes' sportsmanship or lack thereof over the years. I'm just fascinated by the extent to which Cougar fans here - with some notable exceptions - have either not wanted the subject of Max's rant discussed at all, or attack Ute fans for bringing it up, or are downright proud of Max. That's what has made me renege on my vow to leave the subject alone. But I am getting pretty close to finished.