No one has BEER thrown on them at a stadium where they don't sell it....

[Jarid in Cedar]

Is Seinfeld so old, that joke doesn't translate anymore?

It is getting a little long in the tooth.

[Mr. Crimson]

It is getting a little long in the tooth.

Sadly so am I, I mean I'm not PAC or LA Ute old, but I am having trouble generating the rage I used to.

I guess that is why coug junkie owns me.

[Katy Lied]

I have seen miniature alcohol bottles lining the stadium floor under the benches at RES. I have seen a guy pull out an entire 6-pack of beer. (I even know how he smuggled it in). I have seen 3 or 4 guys pull out hip flasks containing what I presume is something alcoholic.

That said, every time I have seen alcohol in RES, the person with the alcohol has treated it as a precious liquid, and is very careful not to spill a single drop. I have never had alcohol or beer spilled on or near me.

No, they wait and ingest it, and then liberally spray me with beer fumes 3 inches from my face, as they attempt a sloppy drunk discussion on the merits of the game.

I don't mind beer fumes, although I cannot resist wrinkling my nose.

[YOhio]

The binoculars flask is a pretty handy innovation for those who can't sit four hours without alcohol.

[TripletDaddy]

A good way to smuggle alcohol into RES or LES is to put it in your coat pocket and walk right in. Since neither stadium frisks or uses metal detectors, there is a high probability of "sneaking" the alcohol into the game.

[YOhio]

A good way to smuggle alcohol into RES or LES is to put it in your coat pocket and walk right in. Since neither stadium frisks or uses metal detectors, there is a high probability of "sneaking" the alcohol into the game.

Unless you have non-porous coat pockets that could hold liquid, I don't think this is a very good way of smuggling alcohol.

[TripletDaddy]

Unless you have non-porous coat pockets that could hold liquid, I don't think this is a very good way of smuggling alcohol.

source?

[YOhio]

source?

kie2:

[dabrockster]

Look if you're going to make up a story and I'm speaking to Matt Bauman, Max Hall or any other idiot across the nation selling this.

In order to throw a beer on someone, you have to smuggle it in. Now beer comes in cans or bottles which are bulky, hard to smuggle in and just don't give you much for your alcohol needs. When smuggling liquor, you smuggle in mini bottles and pour them into your Coke.

Next how do you throw the beer. Beer coming in cans and bottles makes it hard to throw, so you have to get the beer into a cup. So you've increased your risk of being caught even further.

Now, you've gone to all this trouble to get a beer into the stadium and you've gotten it into a cup. You're not going to drink it, you're going to save it to throw on someone. I mean wow.

This is why Matt Bauman is the biggest liar ever. For his story to be true, someone smuggles in beer saves it all game, pours it into a cup then leaps 7 feet onto the field not spilling beer, runs through a crowd rushing the field, all to douse Mr. Bauman.

And I'm not saying people don't throw liquid because I've been hit with enough caffine free coke in LES to know better. But anything would be easier to throw than beer. Hell it would be simpler to use urine.

Sorry I just had to point that out.

LOL. Is for real??

[Flystripper]

We have heard this same lame explanation over and over again from ute fans. Not sure which one of you came up with it but the rest of you keep rehashing it.

If you really do not think fans of teams that play in stadiums where beer is not sold do not sneak beer in, you are an idiot.

I have seen Beer at RES and I saw beer at the Rose Bowl. Two places where it is not sold and saw fans in both places with beer in the stadium

Hell, I have seen beer at LES. I really don't care if he was lying or not though.

[Art Vandelay]

Am I the only one who has seen alcohol spilled on someone at LES? It was the USC game in 04 or 05. In front of me were 3 USC fans and 1 BYU fan (USC fans were mom, daughter and BF straight from So-Cal, the BYU fan was the youngest daughter). BF and older daughter both snuck in flasks and all 4 were partaking liberally, and by the 4th quarter loudly. Youngest daughter (BYU student) can't hold her alcohol as well as the others...I mean that literally. She spilled part of the cup on the couple in front of them. She halfheartedly apologized and since the game was pretty much over at that time the couple got up and left. The strangest part of the whole adventure was, this was when low cut jeans were in vogue, for some reason older sister thought it would be wise to wear hers without any underwear (that can't be comfortable can it?). So everytime Reggie Bush or Leinart picked up another 3rd and 12 I was subjected to seeing her asphalt again

Oh wait alcohol isn't allowed at LES...never mind then.

[TripletDaddy]

Am I the only one who has seen alcohol spilled on someone at LES? It was the USC game in 04 or 05. In front of me were 3 USC fans and 1 BYU fan (USC fans were mom, daughter and BF straight from So-Cal, the BYU fan was the youngest daughter). BF and older daughter both snuck in flasks and all 4 were partaking liberally, and by the 4th quarter loudly. Youngest daughter (BYU student) can't hold her alcohol as well as the others...I mean that literally. She spilled part of the cup on the couple in front of them. She halfheartedly apologized and since the game was pretty much over at that time the couple got up and left. The strangest part of the whole adventure was, this was when low cut jeans were in vogue, for some reason older sister thought it would be wise to wear hers without any underwear (that can't be comfortable can it?). So everytime Reggie Bush or Leinart picked up another 3rd and 12 I was subjected to seeing her asphalt again

Oh wait alcohol isn't allowed at LES...never mind then.

lol. when was SC ever at 3 and 12 in that game?

[Donuthole]

I think this line over commits you. It is really too bad. Someday, you will be at dinner party and your host will ask, "Who is the biggest liar in history?" Lots of witty responses will come to mind but, alas, you can't use them ... you're committed ... you will be honor bound to answer, Matt Bauman. And, really, that will be a bit embarrassing for you.

With all due respect to Coach, AA, and CJ, I think this is best post of the thread. Nice work, p-lag.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

So everytime Reggie Bush or Leinart picked up another 3rd and 12 I was subjected to seeing her asphalt again

Oh wait alcohol isn't allowed at LES...never mind then.

First you were flashed, now you are seeing college age booty. You lead quite the visual life Bishop.

[Art Vandelay]

First you were flashed, now you are seeing college age booty. You lead quite the visual life Bishop.

I was sitting with a SP for that game too. He just laughed everytime she would stand up. Unlike Cosmo Kramer that is neither my license plate or my thing so I didn't find it a very plesant experience.