No one has BEER thrown on them at a stadium where they don't sell it....

[Hallelujah]

Look if you're going to make up a story and I'm speaking to Matt Bauman, Max Hall or any other idiot across the nation selling this.

In order to throw a beer on someone, you have to smuggle it in. Now beer comes in cans or bottles which are bulky, hard to smuggle in and just don't give you much for your alcohol needs. When smuggling liquor, you smuggle in mini bottles and pour them into your Coke.

Next how do you throw the beer. Beer coming in cans and bottles makes it hard to throw, so you have to get the beer into a cup. So you've increased your risk of being caught even further.

Now, you've gone to all this trouble to get a beer into the stadium and you've gotten it into a cup. You're not going to drink it, you're going to save it to throw on someone. I mean wow.

This is why Matt Bauman is the biggest liar ever. For his story to be true, someone smuggles in beer saves it all game, pours it into a cup then leaps 7 feet onto the field not spilling beer, runs through a crowd rushing the field, all to douse Mr. Bauman.

And I'm not saying people don't throw liquid because I've been hit with enough caffine free coke in LES to know better. But anything would be easier to throw than beer. Hell it would be simpler to use urine.

Sorry I just had to point that out.

Mr. Crimson is correct. From the RES Website: Alcohol Policy

Alcohol is not permitted inside the gates at Rice-Eccles Stadium. Guests found with alcohol will be ejected from the stadium.

Their fans would surely be ejected if they had beer or alcohol. It even says so.

[Coach McGuirk]

speaking of this, I noticed that LES has churro vendors roaming the aisles during the game. They wear these funny stovepipe hats that are modded to look like giant churros!

They also have some sweet cotton candy vendors who look like they were dragged from the street in some MLM cotton candy scheme.

[TripletDaddy]

Now I know you're full of crap as well, because I've been going to Utah Football 20 years, I can think of exactly one time I've seen it and that idiot got caught and was thrown out.

Seriously, I don't doubt any one of 20 different things could have been thrown on the Hall's, but beer wasn't one of them.

Will you at least stipulate to the possibility of it being a hard lemonade?

[pelagius]

This is why Matt Bauman is the biggest liar ever.

I think this line over commits you. It is really too bad. Someday, you will be at dinner party and your host will ask, "Who is the biggest liar in history?" Lots of witty responses will come to mind but, alas, you can't use them ... you're committed ... you will be honor bound to answer, Matt Bauman. And, really, that will be a bit embarrassing for you.

[statman]

Now I know you're full of crap as well, because I've been going to Utah Football 20 years, I can think of exactly one time I've seen it and that idiot got caught and was thrown out.

Seriously, I don't doubt any one of 20 different things could have been thrown on the Hall's, but beer wasn't one of them.

I had beer thrown on me last year. And yes, I'm sure it was beer. The endzone seats I was sitting in had alcohol and inebriated Utes all around...

[cougjunkie]

Don't lie, you give beer out and encourage fans to throw it on people. Folks, we have our squeaky wheel!

Its true, in fact the reason I know that Maxs family called 911 was because I found them in the stands, put on a Ute shirt a Nacho Libre mask and started throwing beer on them. It was awesome. I even spit on his mom, and fondled his wife. They called 911 but I got away.

[DrumNFeather]

They also have some sweet cotton candy vendors who look like they were dragged from the street in some MLM cotton candy scheme.

Personally, I think they should sell Noni Juice so fans can dump that on each other. It's fun, and healthy!

[Mr. Crimson]

You are obviously not very observant because I have been going to RES every other year for about 10 years and I have seen it plenty.

Do you know what beer looks like? I mean have you seen beer in the real world or are you just seeing something and guessing that its beer? I mean maybe I wasn't observant because I was to drunk on real alcohol because I'm not such a dumbass so as to smuggle in a beer.

But I tailgate with the pirate ship folks and sit in the North End Zone, if beer is going to be anywhere its with those folks and it just ain't.

Go sell it someplace else.

[DrumNFeather]

Its true, in fact the reason I know that Maxs family called 911 was because I found them in the stands, put on a Ute shirt a Nacho Libre mask and started throwing beer on them. It was awesome. I even spit on his mom, and fondled his wife. They called 911 but I got away.

Thank you for your honesty. You will be richly blessed.

[Mr. Crimson]

I had beer thrown on me last year. And yes, I'm sure it was beer. The endzone seats I was sitting in had alcohol and inebriated Utes all around...

Yeah its where I sit, and no it wasn't beer. Are you sure it wasn't piss cause piss is much more likely.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

If CUF will pay for me to go to the BYU/Utah game next year I will smuggle in 2 beers, and dump one on a fan for each school. I will wear an Oregon State sweatshirt I borrow from Junkie.

I will have someone taking video and photos, so there can be verification.

[cougjunkie]

Do you know what beer looks like? I mean have you seen beer in the real world or are you just seeing something and guessing that its beer? I mean maybe I wasn't observant because I was to drunk on real alcohol because I'm not such a dumbass so as to smuggle in a beer.

But I tailgate with the pirate ship folks and sit in the North End Zone, if beer is going to be anywhere its with those folks and it just ain't.

Go sell it someplace else.

No I do not, I have never seen beer before. Can you show me a picture? All I see are those funny Bud Light commercials, they make beer look so enticing. Who wouldnt want to sneak that in to a stadium? You could sit around and Say "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS UPPPPPPPPPPPPP!" to all your friends and they would think you were funny.

[Hallelujah]

Do you know what beer looks like? I mean have you seen beer in the real world or are you just seeing something and guessing that its beer? I mean maybe I wasn't observant because I was to drunk on real alcohol because I'm not such a dumbass so as to smuggle in a beer.

But I tailgate with the pirate ship folks and sit in the North End Zone, if beer is going to be anywhere its with those folks and it just ain't.

Go sell it someplace else.

Looks like pee. And smells like beer. I actually love the smell of cigarettes, beer, and hotdogs at sporting events.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Will you at least stipulate to the possibility of it being a hard lemonade?

I hope waup sees this one. It is one of your best ever.

[Mr. Crimson]

If CUF will pay for me to go to the BYU/Utah game next year I will smuggle in 2 beers, and dump one on a fan for each school. I will wear an Oregon State sweatshirt I borrow from Junkie.

I will have someone taking video and photos, so there can be verification.

Hell I'll give you one of my tickets to see that happen. And I'll buy you a hot dog.