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  • Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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    • Does BYU really have a fishing team?
      I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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      • Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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        • Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post


          Does BYU really have a fishing team?
          JEALOUS!
          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

          Dig your own grave, and save!

          "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

          "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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          • Originally posted by Scorcho View Post
            That's quite a rack he's got saggin under the 6-0.

            And we wonder why our o-line can't run block.
            Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

            "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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            • I saw a truck this week with handicap plates. It boasted decals for both BYU & UofU. Handicap, indeed!

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              • Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
                That's quite a rack he's got saggin under the 6-0.

                And we wonder why our o-line can't run block.
                Man, those boys need to get in shape. Since when did we start recruiting sumo wrestlers to pass/run block?

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                • Originally posted by Viking View Post
                  Man, those boys need to get in shape. Since when did we start recruiting sumo wrestlers to pass/run block?
                  We could only wish they were as athletic and agile as top flight sumo wrestlers.
                  Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                  For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                  Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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                  • "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

                    "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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                    • Originally posted by hostile View Post
                      Great shoe/sock combo with those shorts. Gold watch. That whole outfit is workin'.
                      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                      Dig your own grave, and save!

                      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                      "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                      • Originally posted by falafel View Post
                        Great shoe/sock combo with those shorts. Gold watch. That whole outfit is workin'.
                        Those are Velcro dress shoes. Nothing says "class" more than that.

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                        • Originally posted by Viking View Post
                          Those are Velcro dress shoes. Nothing says "class" more than that.
                          I suppose that is one definition of "class."
                          "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

                          "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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                          • "I don't know the origin of said bitch booming."-Art Vandelay
                            "Hot Lunch posted awhile back on this. He knows more than anyone except for maybe BO."-Seattle Ute

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                            • Originally posted by BoylenOver View Post
                              the guy goes to all that trouble and then drives a red car?
                              PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                              • Originally posted by creekster View Post
                                the guy goes to all that trouble and then drives a red car?
                                I bet he's a really big INXS fan or something...
                                "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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