Adventures in Gambling (IE why I hate texas, byu and kickers)

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  • Mormon Red Death
    BYU Delenda Est
    • Nov 2008
    • 8077

    #1

    Adventures in Gambling (IE why I hate texas, byu and kickers)

    So in Vegas this weekend I visited the sports book. Man do I love the sports book.

    First problem. Texas v Oklahoma. I need a 4 point win by texas to cover my 10 out of my 12 team parlay ($600 win). 4 minutes left in the game at Oklahomas 19 yard line and up 3 they have a 3rd and 2. What does texas do? They throw the ball and mccoy throw an int. All they freaking have to do is do a run play and kick a FG.

    Next I have a two team tease with byu and Utah. byu -11.5 and utah 10.
    BYU can't beat sdsu by more than 11??
    Next I have baltimore on the money line. How in the eff does a pro kicker miss a 44 yard field goal.

    Oh well I did win a couple of other parlays and had a great weekend. A few bounces go my way and it could have been epic. Such is life.
    "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

    "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla
  • HuskyFreeNorthwest
    Time to camp
    • Nov 2008
    • 26082

    #2
    I wish I had $5 for every parlay ticket I have ever bet that I got all but 1 pick on. I would be at least a 500-aire.
    Get confident, stupid
    -landpoke

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