Ten Pro Athletes I Hate!

[CJF]

1) Lonnie effing Smith. Who gets faked out in game 7 of the World Series by a middle infielder instead of picking up his 3rd base coach.

2) Michael effing Jordan. Seriously, I hate this man.

3) John effing Elway. With all that money why couldn't he have got his mouth fixed and a decent hair cut. I hate everything Bronco, especially Elway.

4) Scottie Pippen. He proved what a tool he is after Jordan retired.

5) Roger Clemens. Way before this summer. I'm glad to see his entire career questioned.

6) Derek Jeter. The most overrated player in baseball history and a Yankee. That's enough for me.

7) Chris Webber. His hip check on Stockton in the playoffs was just part of it.

8) Hakeem Olajuwon. Just once I wanted to see him get called for traveling. His cheap shot to Billy Pultz is also taken into account.

9) Magic Johnson. His stupid smile while sticking the knife into the hearts of Jazz fans was agonizing. Dude was good though. I still hate him.

10) David Beniot. Why? Why? Why? Why do you keep shooting and why can't you make just one of those last minute shots against Houston in the 1995 playoffs.

[smokymountainrain]

1. Kobe "I rape women, give myself nicknames, have no interest in keeping the most dominant player in the game on my team, pass up shots down the stretch of close games in order to get my 10th assist and a triple double" Bryant.

2. Barry Bonds

3. Derek Jeter

4. John Elway

5. Howard Eisley

6. Derek Fisher

7. Kellen Fowler

8. Kevin Feterik

9. Travis Hansen

10. Matt Harpring

[Hot Lunch]

1. Barry Bonds
2. Barry Bonds
3. Barry Bonds
4. Clemans
5. Rasheed Wallace
6. Dennis Rodman
7. Tim Duncan
8. Eric Dickerson
9. Anyone to put on a Raider Uniform minus Bo Jackson
10. Anyone to wear a San Fransico Giant Uniform.
11. Kobe Bryang

[Hot Lunch]

7. Kellen Fowler

Yes...... I couldn't decide if he should be on my list or Bronco/Hill should be for starting him every game this year.

[smokymountainrain]

Yes...... I couldn't decide if he should be on my list or Bronco/Hill should be for starting him every game this year.

That's a very fair point.

[YOhio]

...

2) Michael effing Jordan. Seriously, I hate this man.

Amen. MJ may be the greatest basketball player to ever lace up, but he can suck it. Stomach flu faking prick.

[Surfah]

1. Doug Christie
2. Raja Bell
3. Bruce Bowen
4. Chump Bailey
5. Bill Romanowski
6. Derek Jeter
7. Michael Irvin
8. Deion Sanders
9. Karl Malone
10. John Stockton

I came up with this list much easier than my 10 favorite pros.

[Hot Lunch]

1. Doug Christie

you just reminded me about how much I hate this douche. He can take one of Barry Bonds 3 spots on my list.

[Surfah]

you just reminded me about how much I hate this douche. He can take one of Barry Bonds 3 spots on my list.

Yeah I almost listed his wife at #2 but she wasn't a pro athlete.

[il Padrino Ute]

1. Barry Bonds/Kobe Bryant
2. Isiah Thomas
3. Bill Laimbeer
4. Scotie Pippen
5. Omar Moreno's wife (she and that stupid whistle during the '79 series)
6. Sister Sledge ('79 World Series)
7. Jason Williams aka White Chocolate
8. Albert Belle
9. Vince Coleman
10. Terrell Owens

[YOhio]

In no particular order...

1. Every Laker to ever play except Mark Madsen
2. OJ Simpson
3. Eddie Johnson
4. Andre Rison (Burn it Left Eye!)
5. Every Bull to ever play except Jerry Sloan
6. Carmello Anthony
7. Eddie Gaedel
8. Ty Cobb
9. Arvydis Sabonis
10. Eddie Johnson

[il Padrino Ute]

Yeah I almost listed his wife at #2 but she wasn't a pro athlete.

That didn't stop me from listing Omar Moreno's wife. Or Sister Sledge. They're connected to the '79 Pirates, so I hate 'em.

[il Padrino Ute]

In no particular order...

1. Every Laker to ever play except Mark Madsen
2. OJ Simpson
3. Eddie Johnson
4. Andre Rison (Burn it Left Eye!)
5. Every Bull to ever play except Jerry Sloan
6. Carmello Anthony
7. Eddie Gaedel
8. Ty Cobb
9. Arvydis Sabonis
10. Eddie Johnson

This is a quality list of hate.

[Teenage Dirtbag]

Vlade Divac

[Hot Lunch]

Vlade Divac

Another one that should be on my list.