Her Name is Rio: The 2016 Olympic Games

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  • Donuthole
    Official Outgayer
    • Nov 2008
    • 25236

    #1

    Her Name is Rio: The 2016 Olympic Games

    Only 12 months! Let's get this thread started with a bang. Or a dump, as it were. In true South American fashion, Brazil's water ways--the same water ways in which many athletes will be competing--are essentially filled with raw sewage.

    Despite decades of official pledges to clean up the mess, the stench of raw sewage still greets travelers touching down at Rio’s international airport. Prime beaches are deserted because the surf is thick with putrid sludge, and periodic die-offs leave the Olympic lake, Rodrigo de Freitas, littered with rotting fish.

    “What you have there is basically raw sewage,” said John Griffith, a marine biologist at the Southern California Coastal Water Research Project. Griffith examined the protocols, methodology and results of the AP tests.


    “It’s all the water from the toilets and the showers and whatever people put down their sinks, all mixed up, and it’s going out into the beach waters. Those kinds of things would be shut down immediately if found here,” he said, referring to the US.
    Study reveals Olympic athletes are almost certain to come into contact with water that’s equivalent to ‘raw sewage’ at 2016 Games
    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
  • Color Me Badd Fan
    Senior Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 12519

    #2
    Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
    Only 12 months! Let's get this thread started with a bang. Or a dump, as it were. In true South American fashion, Brazil's water ways--the same water ways in which many athletes will be competing--are essentially filled with raw sewage.



    http://www.theguardian.com/sport/201...-study-reveals
    Rotate the Olympics between LA, London, Barcelona (hell, just put it in Barcelona every time), Sydney and Tokyo. Maybe throw in Beijing too in a couple more decades. If the French want to jump in with Paris, we could add them also. Maybe the Canadians can pledge Montreal or Toronto, so we have two Western hemisphere cities.
    Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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    • TripletDaddy
      sweet triple
      • Nov 2008
      • 58186

      #3
      im going to try to attend some of the games next summer. Should be fun. Dont plan on swimming in any sewage.
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      • Art Vandelay
        Striving for mediocrity
        • Jul 2009
        • 10516

        #4
        Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
        im going to try to attend some of the games next summer. Should be fun. Dont plan on swimming in any sewage.
        what about dancing on the sand, or twisting through a dusty land?

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        • TripletDaddy
          sweet triple
          • Nov 2008
          • 58186

          #5
          Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
          what about dancing on the sand, or twisting through a dusty land?
          wont dance on the sand but will definitely walk on it. cant say yet about the twisting part. i mostly plan on attending olympic sporting events and hanging out.
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          • Katy Lied
            Senior Member
            • Dec 2008
            • 9435

            #6
            You know that song is not about Brazil, right? It's about the Rio Grande river.

            Signed,

            Debbie Downer

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            • TripletDaddy
              sweet triple
              • Nov 2008
              • 58186

              #7
              Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
              You know that song is not about Brazil, right? It's about the Rio Grande river.

              Signed,

              Debbie Downer
              I didnt know that

              John Taylor takes credit for the title. "[It] was something I had thrown into the mix," he recalled in 2012. He was particularly fascinated with the idea of Brazil, and "Rio, to me, was shorthand for the truly foreign, the exotic, a cornucopia of earthly delights, a party that would never stop."
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              • Katy Lied
                Senior Member
                • Dec 2008
                • 9435

                #8
                Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand
                Just like that river twisting through a dusty land
                And when she shines she really shows you all she can
                Oh Rio, Rio dance across the Rio Grande

                I've seen you on the beach and I've seen you on TV
                Two of a billion stars it means so much to me
                Like a birthday or a pretty view
                But then I'm sure that you know it's just for you

                Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand
                Just like that river twisting through a dusty land
                And when she shines she really shows you all she can
                Oh Rio, Rio dance across the Rio Grande

                Hey now woo look at that did she nearly run you down
                At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive
                You make me feel alive, alive alive
                I'll take my chance cause luck is on my side or something
                I know what you're thinking I tell you something I know what you're thinking

                Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand
                Just like that river twists across a dusty land
                And when she shines she really shows you all she can
                Oh Rio, Rio dance across the Rio Grand
                Her name is Rio she don't need to understand
                And I might find her if I'm looking like I can
                Oh Rio, Rio hear them shout across the land
                From mountains in the north down to the Rio Grande
                Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
                ...

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                • TripletDaddy
                  sweet triple
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 58186

                  #9
                  katy lied picking three lines vs a direct quote from a band member.

                  SMACKDOWN!!!!!
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                  • falafel
                    loves to talk on things
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 37906

                    #10
                    Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                    katy lied picking three lines vs a direct quote from a band member.

                    SMACKDOWN!!!!!
                    Your quote seems like parol evidence, while the plain language is clear and unambiguous. Judgment: KL.
                    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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                    • TripletDaddy
                      sweet triple
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 58186

                      #11
                      Originally posted by falafel View Post
                      Your quote seems like parol evidence, while the plain language is clear and unambiguous. Judgment: KL.
                      you are generally an idiot but for the sake of the discussion, even considering Katy Lied's usually misinformed contribution, what she is sharing supports the notion that the song mentions the Rio Grande, not that the song is about the Rio Grande. If anything, the lyrics as submitted seem to be about a woman. For the sake of chiasmus, i will close by repeating that you are generally an idiot!
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                      • falafel
                        loves to talk on things
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 37906

                        #12
                        Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                        you are generally an idiot but for the sake of the discussion, even considering Katy Lied's usually misinformed contribution, what she is sharing supports the notion that the song mentions the Rio Grande, not that the song is about the Rio Grande. If anything, the lyrics as submitted seem to be about a woman. For the sake of chiasmus, i will close by repeating that you are generally an idiot!
                        I at one of your jokes recently -- doesn't that buy me some good will!?

                        Regardless, it seems that you agree that the lyrics of the song itself have no reference to the city of Rio. A girl named Rio, a river named Rio, but not a city.

                        Parol evidence still applies!
                        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                        Dig your own grave, and save!

                        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                        "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                        • TripletDaddy
                          sweet triple
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 58186

                          #13
                          Originally posted by falafel View Post
                          I at one of your jokes recently -- doesn't that buy me some good will!?

                          Regardless, it seems that you agree that the lyrics of the song itself have no reference to the city of Rio. A girl named Rio, a river named Rio, but not a city.

                          Parol evidence still applies!
                          ok i will note the accrued goodwill

                          parol evidence doesnt even apply here anyway. this isn't a contract dispute.
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                          • Joe Public
                            8.1 YPC
                            • Apr 2011
                            • 8506

                            #14
                            DH, I am shocked:

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                            • Jeff Lebowski
                              Corporate lackey for Jesus
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 69539

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Joe Public View Post
                              Not only that, "waterways" is one word, not two.
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