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Dozens of Americans are now overcome with disappointment.Originally posted by mpfunk View PostThe Latvian dream and United States chance at a gold just ended with a power play goal for Canada.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
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I just don't see the United States beating Canada and if we do, I don't see how we can get through Sweden after a grueling game with Canada.Originally posted by Flystripper View Post
Last edited by MartyFunkhouser; 02-19-2014, 11:15 AM.As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
--Kendrick Lamar
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Originally posted by mpfunk View PostQ: What future, if any, do you see for your own work and for your coaching staff? Because, you know, your predecessor was eaten alive after the Olympics—
A: Well then, eat me alive right now—
Q: No, I mean—
A: Eat me, and I won't be here anymore.
Q: But we have the world championship coming up!
A: Well then, there will be a different coach because I won't exist any more, since you will have eaten me.
Q: But you're staying, aren't you?
A: Yes, I will remain living.
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Everybody doing Topper impersonations lately. Nicely done.Originally posted by mpfunk View PostI just don't see the United States beating Canada and if we do, I don't see how we can get through Sweden after a grueling game with Canada."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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It is not so much a Topper impersonation as it is an acknowledgment that the 2 best teams in the Olympics are Canada and Sweden. You can also argue that Finland has a better team than the USA. It is going to be tough to medal, let alone get a gold medal.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostEverybody doing Topper impersonations lately. Nicely done.
I'm really happy though with how the team is playing.As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
--Kendrick Lamar
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Buck up!Originally posted by mpfunk View PostIt is not so much a Topper impersonation as it is an acknowledgment that the 2 best teams in the Olympics are Canada and Sweden. You can also argue that Finland has a better team than the USA. It is going to be tough to medal, let alone get a gold medal.
I'm really happy though with how the team is playing.
"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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junkie is a better at being an asshole than you. It really comes off as forced when you do it.Originally posted by MarkGrace View PostOur resident pretend hockey fan will now experience the pretend disappointment of not taking home the gold.As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
--Kendrick Lamar
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The Canadian team that took until the last 10 minutes to make the go-ahead goal on Latvia today? If Canada is the best team at the games you wouldn't know it by how they have played thus far.Originally posted by mpfunk View PostIt is not so much a Topper impersonation as it is an acknowledgment that the 2 best teams in the Olympics are Canada and Sweden. You can also argue that Finland has a better team than the USA. It is going to be tough to medal, let alone get a gold medal.
I'm really happy though with how the team is playing.
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