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  • Green Monstah
    Royal Rooter
    • Aug 2010
    • 13927

    #1

    Official Shaq Memory Thread

    Big Diesel is retired. I had a love/hate relationship with Shaq-Fu. Loved him in Orlando; hated him in LA; was a big fan of Miami Shaq and Shaqtus, but not such a fan of the Big Shamroq.

    Best memory is of his rookie year. He took down the basketball hoops twice (completely breaking the support systems), including once in a game against the Suns.

    Other Memories

    Six words: "Hey Kobe, how's my @$$ taste??"
    Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

    "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson
  • TripletDaddy
    sweet triple
    • Nov 2008
    • 58186

    #2
    My favorite memory of Shaq is yet to come....his crawling back to the Lakers and Dr. buss to beg forgiveness so he can get his number up on the Wall.
    Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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    • il Padrino Ute
      Junior Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 19161

      #3
      Before the titles, I loved his "I've won at every level but college and pro" comment.
      "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


      "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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      • smokymountainrain
        Impressive Member
        • Nov 2008
        • 22593

        #4
        Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
        My favorite memory of Shaq is yet to come....his crawling back to the Lakers and Dr. buss to beg forgiveness so he can get his number up on the Wall.
        Interesting it's not all those titles he won for your team.
        I'm like LeBron James.
        -mpfunk

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        • Donuthole
          Official Outgayer
          • Nov 2008
          • 25234

          #5
          Originally posted by RedSox View Post
          Big Diesel is retired. I had a love/hate relationship with Shaq-Fu. Loved him in Orlando; hated him in LA; was a big fan of Miami Shaq and Shaqtus, but not such a fan of the Big Shamroq.

          Best memory is of his rookie year. He took down the basketball hoops twice (completely breaking the support systems), including once in a game against the Suns.

          Other Memories

          Six words: "Hey Kobe, how's my @$$ taste??"
          No love or hate for his stint as a Cav? Some critic you are.

          Shaq is the greatest center of all time, and it's not close, IMO. If he had ever learned how to shoot free throws, it wouldn't even be a debatable issue.
          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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          • TripletDaddy
            sweet triple
            • Nov 2008
            • 58186

            #6
            Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
            Interesting it's not all those titles he won for your team.
            that is interesting to you because the Jazz have never won a title. The Lakers have won a load of titles so yeah, that isnt a special memory.
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            • CJF
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2008
              • 8497

              #7
              Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
              No love or hate for his stint as a Cav? Some critic you are.

              Shaq is the greatest center of all time, and it's not close, IMO. If he had ever learned how to shoot free throws, it wouldn't even be a debatable issue.
              Ummm.......I beg to differ. He might be only the 3rd best center to play for the Lakers. He's the greatest of this era and it isn't close. He was not better than Wilt. Kareem was probably better also.
              A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali

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              • scottie
                Junior Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 5247

                #8
                Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                No love or hate for his stint as a Cav? Some critic you are.

                Shaq is the greatest center of all time, and it's not close, IMO. If he had ever learned how to shoot free throws, it wouldn't even be a debatable issue.
                And if he hadn't been 50+ lbs overweight for two-thirds of his pro career.

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                • Donuthole
                  Official Outgayer
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 25234

                  #9
                  Originally posted by CJF View Post
                  Ummm.......I beg to differ. He might be only the 3rd best center to play for the Lakers. He's the greatest of this era and it isn't close. He was not better than Wilt. Kareem was probably better also.
                  Sorry, I disagree.
                  Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                  There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                  • BGRTHNUMEGO
                    Junior Member
                    • May 2010
                    • 3670

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                    No love or hate for his stint as a Cav? Some critic you are.

                    Shaq is the greatest center of all time, and it's not close, IMO. If he had ever learned how to shoot free throws, it wouldn't even be a debatable issue.
                    Rich Bucher put not only Russell, Wilt, Kareem, Hakeem over Shaq but also Moses Malone.

                    I guess that why his job is predicated on making up rumors and not talent evaluation.

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                    • Flystripper
                      Degenerate Gambler
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 14089

                      #11
                      my three best memories:

                      2000 40 points and 24 rebounds in game 2 against the Pacers





                      2001 28 points 20 rebounds 9 assists 8 blocks game 2 against the Sixers



                      2002 Finals MVP averaging 36 and 12



                      summation!



                      Dyslexics are teople poo...

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                      • Donuthole
                        Official Outgayer
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 25234

                        #12
                        Originally posted by scottie View Post
                        And if he hadn't been 50+ lbs overweight for two-thirds of his pro career.
                        There's no doubt that Shaq possessed the ability to erase any debate on the issue and didn't do it. That notwithstanding, I still think he's the greatest center of all time.

                        Kareem definitely has him topped in the movie department, though:
                        Airplaine + Troop Beverly Hills > Kazaam + Freddie Got Fingered
                        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                        There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                        • WashingtonCoug
                          Monsters like me
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 1489

                          #13
                          Hakeem was better too. You could even put in an argument for Russell. Wilt and Kareem were both better than Shaq.
                          "To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail."
                          —Abraham Maslow

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                          • TripletDaddy
                            sweet triple
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 58186

                            #14
                            Originally posted by scottie View Post
                            And if he hadn't been 50+ lbs overweight for two-thirds of his pro career.
                            Amen.

                            Reminds me of other memories: shaq putting off surgery all summer until right before the season because "he was hurt on company time."

                            Shaq yelling at the team owner during a pre-season game, demanding more money. Then the team owner choses someone else instead and wins 2 more rings.

                            Shaq burning bridges with almost every team that he played for. And while we are at it, Shaq playing for 6 teams during his career. Always the sign of greatness when you bounce around because you are a hassle to deal with.

                            Shaq was great. He could have been the greatest but he was lazy.
                            Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                            • Flystripper
                              Degenerate Gambler
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 14089

                              #15
                              Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                              that is interesting to you because the Jazz have never won a title. The Lakers have won a load of titles so yeah, that isnt a special memory.
                              While we do have 16 memories to draw from, 3 of those 16 were super fun and I will always love Shaq for that!
                              Dyslexics are teople poo...

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