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I did, but then we can just get his autograph when we see him at church . . . -
Scenario: you have the last vaccine in the world for a deadly virus. Do you give it to Taylor Swift, or Bryce Harper?Originally posted by Levin View Post"Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."
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That's easy. I force them to procreate, and then give it to their child, aka the perfect human being.Originally posted by San Juan Sun View PostComment
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They'd have to get married first. Harper is Mormon.Originally posted by Levin View PostI'm like LeBron James.
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Hello, he said he'd force them.Originally posted by smokymountainrain View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
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Don't be silly. I'm sure Harper would rather die than have sex outside of wedlock.Originally posted by falafel View PostI'm like LeBron James.
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Got my tickets to see Bro Harper play the Blue Jays
"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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Incorrect.Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
he would rather die than leave the chalk circle.
he would rather that his daughter die than she were to have sex out of wedlock.
slight yet critical distinction on who gets to have sex and when,Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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So as long as he stays in the chalk circle, he can have as much sex as he wants? Where is this circle?Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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Why would you want to have sex in a chalk circle? Doesn't sound very sanitary.Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post"Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."
Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.Comment
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Everyone knows - sanitary is where it's at.Originally posted by Topper View Post
Good for you Topper.Comment
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Clack and topper discussing sex. Heaven help us."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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Spot on, Clack.Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post"Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."
Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.Comment
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He never committed to stay inside a chalk circle so technically he can go wherever he wants and have sex as much as he wants with whomever. In other words, his life basically stays as it is now.Originally posted by Pelado View PostFitter. Happier. More Productive.
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"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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