The official "Tyler Haws is a role player - not a prime time player thread!"

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  • byu71
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 22070

    #61
    Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post
    I too would develop a potty mouth if I was chosen to serve in the Cleveland, Ohio mission.
    I guess you never heard the story about how when they split the Akron Zone into the Cleveland Zone and Akron Zone, the Mission President was inspired to call me to be the Zone Leader over the newly created Cleveland Zone.

    I guess it shouldn't have been a surprise to me it became a Mission after the great foundation laid there.

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    • Pelado
      Bald not naked
      • Sep 2010
      • 21092

      #62
      So Tyler mentioned that he recently went to a place called "Lagoon" with a girl named Summer. While there, they were stopped by an individual that claimed to have seen Tyler on TV, but the individual could not remember where exactly. Then it came to him: Tyler played Don the jock on "Napoleon Dynamite."





      Tyler also said that his roommate from the US National team at the World University games (a player from Cincinnati) had a nickname for him: Psycho T.

      The only player on the roster for team USA at the World University Games was Sean Kilpatrick (#9):

      "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
      - Goatnapper'96

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      • falafel
        loves to talk on things
        • Mar 2009
        • 37874

        #63
        There was only one player on the roster for team USA? I don't care how arrogant we are, we need more than one player to win.
        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

        Dig your own grave, and save!

        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

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        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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        • Pelado
          Bald not naked
          • Sep 2010
          • 21092

          #64
          Originally posted by falafel View Post
          There was only one player on the roster for team USA? I don't care how arrogant we are, we need more than one player to win.
          Oops. The only one from Cincinnati was Kilpatrick. The team may have had other rostered players.
          "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
          - Goatnapper'96

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          • SCcoug
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 7625

            #65
            #11 college player this year, pretty good for an unathletic role player.



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            • wapiti
              Junior Member
              • Apr 2012
              • 2064

              #66
              Originally posted by SCcoug View Post
              #11 college player this year, pretty good for an unathletic role player.



              http://espn.go.com/mens-college-bask...rankings-19-11
              Utah's Wright is ranked #20.

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              • Blueintheface
                Senior Member
                • Sep 2009
                • 15382

                #67
                Originally posted by wapiti View Post
                Utah's Wright is ranked #20.
                Where is Star Andre listed?
                "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                • MartyFunkhouser
                  Disciple of RNGesus
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 18717

                  #68
                  Originally posted by wapiti View Post
                  Utah's Wright is ranked #20.
                  Outrageous, how dare they even consider Delon Wright to be worthy to be on the same floor as Haws. If Haws is 11, Delon Wright should be no higher than 500. Plus to have the audacity to rank him over Collinsworth and at least 5 other BYU players is inexcusable.
                  As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                  --Kendrick Lamar

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                  • Jeff Lebowski
                    Corporate lackey for Jesus
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 69478

                    #69
                    Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                    Outrageous, how dare they even consider Delon Wright to be worthy to be on the same floor as Haws. If Haws is 11, Delon Wright should be no higher than 500. Plus to have the audacity to rank him over Collinsworth and at least 5 other BYU players is inexcusable.
                    Totally agree.
                    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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                    • smokymountainrain
                      Impressive Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 22593

                      #70
                      Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                      Outrageous, how dare they even consider Delon Wright to be worthy to be on the same floor as Haws. If Haws is 11, Delon Wright should be no higher than 500. Plus to have the audacity to rank him over Collinsworth and at least 5 other BYU players is inexcusable.


                      funk is finally getting it.
                      I'm like LeBron James.
                      -mpfunk

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                      • Commando
                        Explosivo
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 20748

                        #71
                        Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                        Outrageous, how dare they even consider Delon Wright to be worthy to be on the same floor as Haws. If Haws is 11, Delon Wright should be no higher than 500. Plus to have the audacity to rank him over Collinsworth and at least 5 other BYU players is inexcusable.
                        Thank you for saying what had to be said after Haws' thread was crapped in by someone bringing up a Ute player.
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                        • KillerDog
                          a.k.a. K-dog
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 4196

                          #72
                          Delon Wright is a player. I would love to have him on our roster. That said, Haws is better. THaws has been working hard at his quickness all offseason. He is leaner and stronger which means he'll be quicker and still able to handle the pounding from opponents biggest thugs. I'm excited to see him be top 5 in scoring this year in the country and pass Jimmer and Danny on the all time scoring list for BYU. The best part is, he's the second best player in his family. TJ is about as good a kid as anyone could wish for off the court but on the court has the same anger on each possession that Thaws shows on occasion. He has the ability to score at all three levels and has no soul. I love Thaws, our role player but I still can't wait for TJ. I was hard pressed not to talk him out of a mission.

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                          • TripletDaddy
                            sweet triple
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 58186

                            #73
                            Originally posted by KillerDog View Post
                            Delon Wright is a player. I would love to have him on our roster. That said, Haws is better. THaws has been working hard at his quickness all offseason. He is leaner and stronger which means he'll be quicker and still able to handle the pounding from opponents biggest thugs. I'm excited to see him be top 5 in scoring this year in the country and pass Jimmer and Danny on the all time scoring list for BYU. The best part is, he's the second best player in his family. TJ is about as good a kid as anyone could wish for off the court but on the court has the same anger on each possession that Thaws shows on occasion. He has the ability to score at all three levels and has no soul. I love Thaws, our role player but I still can't wait for TJ. I was hard pressed not to talk him out of a mission.
                            hard pressed meaning you felt some internal moral conflict in doing so or hard pressed as in he has no real idea who you are nor cares what you think?
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                            • Topper
                              Pre-Historic Man
                              • Nov 2011
                              • 11764

                              #74
                              I would have talked him out of it.
                              "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

                              Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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                              • Blueintheface
                                Senior Member
                                • Sep 2009
                                • 15382

                                #75
                                Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                                hard pressed meaning you felt some internal moral conflict in doing so or hard pressed as in he has no real idea who you are nor cares what you think?
                                Cooooooooold-blooded!
                                "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                                "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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