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  • Mormon Red Death
    BYU Delenda Est
    • Nov 2008
    • 8077

    #1

    Lance Allred's Book

    Longshot: The Adventures of a Deaf Fundamentalist Mormon Kid and His Journey to the NBA Lance Allred. HarperOne, $25.99 (272p) ISBN 978-0-06-171858-8

    Allred played basketball with the University of Utah, then Weber State, before eventually joining the Cleveland Cavaliers in 2008, and recounts in folksy, unpretentious prose his long, arduous dream fulfilled to make the NBA. Rendered mostly deaf as an infant, possibly from complications due to his Rh blood incompatibility with his mother, Allred grew up in a fundamentalist polygamist commune in the Bitterroot Valley of Montana, founded by his own grandfather who was escaping government persecution for his pluralist beliefs. Infighting among the incestuous group members eventually drove the author's family out, and they settled in Salt Lake City. There the author, who grew to be 6'11", suffering from asthma, and obsessive-compulsive disorder and equipped with hearing aids, began to excel in high school basketball. Recruited on scholarship to Utah, he played three years under the brutally exacting coach, Rick Majerus, only to feel his sense of self slowly extinguished by the coach's abusive practices. Allred's voice is humorously self-deprecating and youthfully winning. Frank about his shortcomings (he had to scrounge for professional gigs in Turkey and elsewhere before hitting a spot in the NBA), he delivers an accessible, competent narrative, with highly unusual details about his Mormon roots. (June)
    "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

    "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla
  • CardiacCoug
    вот так штука
    • Nov 2008
    • 11013

    #2
    I didn't know the government was persecuting people for "pluralist beliefs." I thought it was OK to believe that a diversity of views on a given topic is a good thing.

    Sounds like an interesting read, though.

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    • thesaint258
      aka Benito Hazard
      • Jan 2009
      • 3005

      #3
      His dad was my history teacher in tenth grade. I had no idea he had such an interesting background.
      Not that, sickos.

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      • MarkGrace
        Grooveshark dick tease
        • Dec 2008
        • 31546

        #4
        Terrible title, but it would be fun to read. Lance ended up getting baptized while he was at WSU.
        So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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        • LA Ute
          Receiver of Memory
          • Nov 2008
          • 19512

          #5
          I think Majerus' shelf life as a coach at Utah began to run out very quickly after reports of how he treated Allred surfaced.
          “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
          ― W.H. Auden


          "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
          -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


          "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
          --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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          • MartyFunkhouser
            Disciple of RNGesus
            • Nov 2008
            • 18753

            #6
            Originally posted by LA Ute View Post
            I think Majerus' shelf life as a coach at Utah began to run out very quickly after reports of how he treated Allred surfaced.
            Majerus simply treated Allred the way he deserved to be treated.
            As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
            --Kendrick Lamar

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            • Indy Coug
              Heartless Bastard
              • Dec 2008
              • 18747

              #7
              Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
              Majerus simply treated Allred the way he deserved to be treated.
              The way Majerus left (fled) Utah is a story befitting the spineless, abusive waste of humanity that he is.
              Everything in life is an approximation.

              http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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              • LA Ute
                Receiver of Memory
                • Nov 2008
                • 19512

                #8
                Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                Majerus simply treated Allred the way he deserved to be treated.
                Yes, including calling him the "c-word" repeatedly in practice. Lance no doubt deserved that.

                (I realize you are kidding.)
                “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                ― W.H. Auden


                "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                • LA Ute
                  Receiver of Memory
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 19512

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
                  The way Majerus left (fled) Utah is a story befitting the spineless, abusive waste of humanity that he is.
                  Thou goest too far. I know him, and he is a very complex and deeply flawed human being but there is a great deal that is fine and good in him-- more, I think, than bad. Much more. He's a complete package, part of which is his basketball genius. {Edit} Another part of which is a real jerk at times.
                  Last edited by LA Ute; 04-29-2009, 12:51 PM.
                  “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                  ― W.H. Auden


                  "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                  -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                  "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                  --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                  • il Padrino Ute
                    Junior Member
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 19161

                    #10
                    Originally posted by LA Ute View Post
                    Thou goest too far. I know him, and he is a very complex and deeply flawed human being but there is a great deal that is fine and good in him-- more, I think, than bad. Much more. He's a complete package, part of which is his basketball genius.
                    Indy still has trouble that BYU fired the only coach that had Majerus' number. He suffers from Ute hatred like no other.
                    "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


                    "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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                    • LA Ute
                      Receiver of Memory
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 19512

                      #11
                      Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
                      Indy still has trouble that BYU fired the only coach that had Majerus' number. He suffers from Ute hatred like no other.
                      Well, that coach had his personality problems too. In a way, Roger and Rick deserved each other.
                      “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                      ― W.H. Auden


                      "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                      -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                      "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                      --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                      • Indy Coug
                        Heartless Bastard
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 18747

                        #12
                        Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
                        Indy still has trouble that BYU fired the only coach that had Majerus' number. He suffers from Ute hatred like no other.
                        I had and have no problem with Reid's firing. I have a big problem with how it was handled.
                        Everything in life is an approximation.

                        http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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                        • UtahDan
                          *
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 14496

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
                          The way Majerus left (fled) Utah is a story befitting the spineless, abusive waste of humanity that he is.
                          Was BYU ever able to get his foot out of its collective ass, and if yes, has it returned it to him? Just curious.

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                          • Solon
                            Lost in the flood
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 5747

                            #14
                            I had Lance in class at Utah. Great student, worked very hard, and never let on that he couldn't hear well. I didn't know until the Majerus stuff came out - and it was a lecture-based course.
                            "More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
                            -- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)

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