Utah vs. the Ruined Bruins

[SeattleUte]

Who would have thought that at this time the Bruins would have only one more conference win and five more wins overall than Utah?

I'm rather enjoying this season; no expectations can be a wonderful thing.

[cougjunkie]

UCLA by 25.

[TripletDaddy]

the "Ruined Bruins."

lol.

[Senioritis]

Utah doesn't have a single guy on the roster who would even see the floor for the Bruins. That's just what it is. UCLA will win this by 20. To say that Utah stinks on the road is an insult to stinks. Other than @ Stanford, Utah's closest road lost is by 21 to FREAKING BOISE STATE!!!

Maybe they've gotten better since then, but the average MOL in conference is 23, and that includes the 3 point loss @ Stanford.

UCLA will beat Utah like John Kerry in a hockey game. Bruins 78, Utah 50.

Utah's best chance for a road win the whole year is the game on Saturday against those stinky, mouth breathing, winless cellar dwellers from Southern Cal. They, like the Mighty Utes, have a tough time breaking 50. They were spurned, like the Mighty Utes, by Rick Majerus. And their attendance, like that of the Mighty Utes, leaves, uh, something to be desired. They sold 3,112 tickets to their game against ASU. 3,112.

If they have smoke machines during intros, it will feel just like a home game. However, the Galen center doesn't pose the same threat of asbestos poisoning as the JMHC. It also, although opened in 2006, has many chairs that have never felt the warmth of a human backside.

Southern Cal is the one team in the conference that Utah can score with.

It's also one team in the conference that can claim a wordy, romantic, metrosexual, CUFFER, sports bigamist as a "fan."

Utah rolls Southern Cal, 41-38.

[SeattleUte]

Stanford is better than UCLA. Agreed?

[TripletDaddy]

Utah doesn't have a single guy on the roster who would even see the floor for the Bruins. That's just what it is. UCLA will win this by 20. To say that Utah stinks on the road is an insult to stinks. Other than @ Stanford, Utah's closest road lost is by 21 to FREAKING BOISE STATE!!!

Maybe they've gotten better since then, but the average MOL in conference is 23, and that includes the 3 point loss @ Stanford.

UCLA will beat Utah like John Kerry in a hockey game. Bruins 78, Utah 50.

Utah's best chance for a road win the whole year is the game on Saturday against those stinky, mouth breathing, winless cellar dwellers from Southern Cal. They, like the Mighty Utes, have a tough time breaking 50. They were spurned, like the Mighty Utes, by Rick Majerus. And their attendance, like that of the Mighty Utes, leaves, uh, something to be desired. They sold 3,112 tickets to their game against ASU. 3,112.

If they have smoke machines during intros, it will feel just like a home game. However, the Galen center doesn't pose the same threat of asbestos poisoning as the JMHC. It also, although opened in 2006, has many chairs that have never felt the warmth of a human backside.

Southern Cal is the one team in the conference that Utah can score with.

It's also one team in the conference that can claim a wordy, romantic, metrosexual, CUFFER, sports bigamist as a "fan."

Utah rolls Southern Cal, 41-38.

SC has a basketball team?

[creekster]

SC has a basketball team?

Not really.

[Blueintheface]

Stanford is better than UCLA. Agreed?

Once again, a snapshot in time...

[Senioritis]

Stanford is better than UCLA. Agreed?

No.

[SeattleUte]

SC has a basketball team?

lol

[creekster]

the "Ruined Bruins."

lol.

How about Bruins in Ruins?

[PaloAltoCougar]

As horrible as UCLA has been this year, I note they're a 25-point fave over Utah tonight. But if Utah performs against the spread as well as it did against Arizona State, Utah wins tonight.

[TripletDaddy]

Go Utah! Beat the Ruins!

[SeattleUte]

Utes hanging in there early. But wait till Cedric Martin gets the hot hand. Then we'll see the Bruins' ruins.

[byu71]

Is this on TV. I would like to watch the game so I can intelligently get involved in these Ute BB threads. As you know Utah is my second favorite team, but as a known bandwaggoner I don't even know the name of one Ute player.

Is that point guard from Olympus still there, I like him.