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1. I was hoping that, in a closely contested, physical game, Chuck Abuououou would lend Luca Drca one of his vowels. I was disappointed.
2. I was hoping that Luke Nevill would continue to use BYU games as the greatest evidence as to why, on the Chris Kaman - Ramon van de Hare scale, he is closer to Chris Kaman. I was disappointed.
2a. On a related note, if you are an NBA team, and you are drafting a white guy over 7' tall after pick #10, what in the hell are you thinking? Really. Every white guy over 7' tall that should be in the NBA will be drafted prior to #10. After that, there's a reason, man. With some, it's general doofiness (Curtis Borchard). With others, it's incurable acne (The Koof). Anyway, the point is, don't draft Nevill. Look, I like him. He gets winded faster than Rosie O'Donnell at a celebrity softball game, but I like him. He's much better, and he's really become better, and he's also improved, and he's better. But he's not an NBA guy. He was guarded effectively by Mareceo Freaking Rutledge for about 12 minutes. I like him, but there's a reason. You have been notified.
3. I was hoping that Tavernari would chuck it a little more. He's like the bizarro Nevill in his performances in rivalry games.
4. I was hoping Lee McBeal would have graduated by now.
5. I was hoping Chris Miles would continue to play like a clydesdale. He moves really well for a guy with his svelte girth. He looks silly when he tries to create from 17 feet, and he had an almost Drca-like move where he bounced, spun, jumped, and threw an underhand pass all at once, but I'm to the point where I can forgive him for kicking Andrew Bogut. I'm over it. Nate Cooper, on the other hand, should die of gonnorhea and roast in hell.
6. I was hoping Luka Drca would pick the BYU game as the one to turn down the suck.
7. I was hoping that Utah fans would stop making fun of Jimmer's name. It's not that "Jimmer" isn't worthy of a little hardy har har, it's that Fredette is ripe for ridicule but totally ignored. I mean, Fredette is the female version of Fred. It is what Mr. Flintstone would have named his second daughter. It will also make a great female name for Jimmer in his future alternative relationship. I have always said about Jimmer, "He would make the best lesbian of all of the current BYU Cougars." Past holders of that award include Matt Montague and Reno Navratilova Mahe. Plus, Jimmer can flat out ball.
So anyway, a Saturday full of disappointments for me. Now the Utes have to win one in the ShPit for the outright title, which is about as likely as Luke Nevill eclipsing Dwight Howard in the NBA.
I would like to add, however, that I would not be disappointed in the slightest by a shared title. That's just peachy for me. Plus, I'll always have the Sugar Bowl.
2. I was hoping that Luke Nevill would continue to use BYU games as the greatest evidence as to why, on the Chris Kaman - Ramon van de Hare scale, he is closer to Chris Kaman. I was disappointed.
2a. On a related note, if you are an NBA team, and you are drafting a white guy over 7' tall after pick #10, what in the hell are you thinking? Really. Every white guy over 7' tall that should be in the NBA will be drafted prior to #10. After that, there's a reason, man. With some, it's general doofiness (Curtis Borchard). With others, it's incurable acne (The Koof). Anyway, the point is, don't draft Nevill. Look, I like him. He gets winded faster than Rosie O'Donnell at a celebrity softball game, but I like him. He's much better, and he's really become better, and he's also improved, and he's better. But he's not an NBA guy. He was guarded effectively by Mareceo Freaking Rutledge for about 12 minutes. I like him, but there's a reason. You have been notified.
3. I was hoping that Tavernari would chuck it a little more. He's like the bizarro Nevill in his performances in rivalry games.
4. I was hoping Lee McBeal would have graduated by now.
5. I was hoping Chris Miles would continue to play like a clydesdale. He moves really well for a guy with his svelte girth. He looks silly when he tries to create from 17 feet, and he had an almost Drca-like move where he bounced, spun, jumped, and threw an underhand pass all at once, but I'm to the point where I can forgive him for kicking Andrew Bogut. I'm over it. Nate Cooper, on the other hand, should die of gonnorhea and roast in hell.
6. I was hoping Luka Drca would pick the BYU game as the one to turn down the suck.
7. I was hoping that Utah fans would stop making fun of Jimmer's name. It's not that "Jimmer" isn't worthy of a little hardy har har, it's that Fredette is ripe for ridicule but totally ignored. I mean, Fredette is the female version of Fred. It is what Mr. Flintstone would have named his second daughter. It will also make a great female name for Jimmer in his future alternative relationship. I have always said about Jimmer, "He would make the best lesbian of all of the current BYU Cougars." Past holders of that award include Matt Montague and Reno Navratilova Mahe. Plus, Jimmer can flat out ball.
So anyway, a Saturday full of disappointments for me. Now the Utes have to win one in the ShPit for the outright title, which is about as likely as Luke Nevill eclipsing Dwight Howard in the NBA.
I would like to add, however, that I would not be disappointed in the slightest by a shared title. That's just peachy for me. Plus, I'll always have the Sugar Bowl.
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