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  • SeattleUte
    Faith crisis consultant
    • Nov 2008
    • 20837

    #1

    Isn't it obvious?

    BYU will not win either the MWC regular season or the tournament, the seeding will disappoint fans, and then it will lose in the first or second round. Jimmer will have to confront a more athletic guard and he'll shoot sub 40% in his last BYU game. Absent the Jimmer ball hog crutch, and with no Michael Loyd to mix things up, the reserves will crumple like a post-1980s bumper. The only semblence of a championshp Jimmer will ever have won is when he was a little used reserve as a freshman season. I can see all that coming sure as the tulips in March.

    I also see several "swish"!es coming up for SU in this thread.
    When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

    --Jonathan Swift
  • Maximus
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 6027

    #2
    meanwhile, utah will be shooting for a berth in the CBI.

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    • SeattleUte
      Faith crisis consultant
      • Nov 2008
      • 20837

      #3
      Originally posted by Maximus View Post
      meanwhile, utah will be shooting for a berth in the CBI.
      You're obsessed with your erstwhile rival.
      When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

      --Jonathan Swift

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      • byu71
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2008
        • 22070

        #4
        Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
        BYU will not win either the MWC regular season or the tournament, the seeding will disappoint fans, and then it will lose in the first or second round. Jimmer will have to confront a more athletic guard and he'll shoot sub 40% in his last BYU game. Absent the Jimmer ball hog crutch, and with no Michael Loyd to mix things up, the reserves will crumple like a post-1980s bumper. The only semblence of a championshp Jimmer will ever have won is when he was a little used reserve as a freshman season. I can see all that coming sure as the tulips in March.

        I also see several "swish"!es coming up for SU in this thread.
        I feel for you bro. Nothing to root for, just stuff to root against.

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        • filsdepac
          No pun intended
          • May 2009
          • 1823

          #5
          C-



          .

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          • Coach McGuirk
            1
            • Nov 2008
            • 12109

            #6
            SU Response Script, Chapter 4, BYU Basketball: Impending doom on the horizon.

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            • Surfah
              Where's Wallace?
              • Nov 2008
              • 33726

              #7
              Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
              You're obsessed with your erstwhile rival.
              Irony alert.
              "Nobody listens to Turtle."
              -Turtle
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              • SeattleUte
                Faith crisis consultant
                • Nov 2008
                • 20837

                #8
                Originally posted by byu71 View Post
                I feel for you bro. Nothing to root for, just stuff to root against.
                I really hope BYU plays the Hoyas. Very bad matchup for BYU, and I get to root for somebody.
                When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

                --Jonathan Swift

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                • Art Vandelay
                  Striving for mediocrity
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 10516

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                  You're obsessed with your erstwhile rival.
                  Not a full guffaw, but that did make me chuckle.

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                  • Jeff Lebowski
                    Corporate lackey for Jesus
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 69754

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                    You're obsessed with your erstwhile rival.
                    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                    • SeattleUte
                      Faith crisis consultant
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 20837

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                      SWISH! [Just a test]
                      When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

                      --Jonathan Swift

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                      • jay santos
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 13652

                        #12
                        Not obvious to me.

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                        • cougjunkie
                          *Banned*
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 23223

                          #13
                          All of you that responded to this thread expect a boardmail and tongue lashing from D-hole.
                          *Banned*

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                          • byu71
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 22070

                            #14
                            Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                            I really hope BYU plays the Hoyas. Very bad matchup for BYU, and I get to root for somebody.
                            Being the gentleman and scholar I am, I hope you get to watch that matchup too. Remember when we nominate the board "sportsmanship trophy" candidates, keep me in mind.

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                            • dixdog
                              Junior Member
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 112

                              #15
                              Wow. Seattle, you've really lost your edge. At one time you were witty.

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