All the Best to the Cougars...

[Senioritis]

In the runup to the 2003 BYU vs. Utah football game, Goatnapper, in the spirit of brotherly love, penned a new hymn to spur on the Mighty Utes: "Come, O Thou OCC."

Carried on the wave of this new artistic creation, the Utes won their first OCC in like 500 years. In retrospect, however, Goatnapper's contribution raised the Utah football program and all involved to new heights, much like the City of Enoch. Or Drew Barrymore in Ever After.

Anyway, in the same ecumenical spirit, and with best wishes for the success of the Cougars in this and every NCAA tournament, I humbly offer the following.

To be sung to the tune of "Come, O Thou King of Kings," #59 in the LDS Hymnal.

Boldly, with 80-100 bpm.

"Come, O thou Tourney Run!
We have not had much fun
Since nine-teen-eight-y-freak-ing-one.
We're the champs of one and done.
With thy pug nose,
Hang thou, Dave Rose,
A banner high in BLEACH-ER-DOME!"

[PaloAltoCougar]

In the runup to the 2003 BYU vs. Utah football game, Goatnapper, in the spirit of brotherly love, penned a new hymn to spur on the Mighty Utes: "Come, O Thou OCC."

Carried on the wave of this new artistic creation, the Utes won their first OCC in like 500 years. In retrospect, however, Goatnapper's contribution raised the Utah football program and all involved to new heights, much like the City of Enoch. Or Drew Barrymore in Ever After.

Anyway, in the same ecumenical spirit, and with best wishes for the success of the Cougars in this and every NCAA tournament, I humbly offer the following.

To be sung to the tune of "Come, O Thou King of Kings," #59 in the LDS Hymnal.

Boldly, with 80-100 bpm.

"Come, O thou Tourney Run!
We have not had much fun
Since nine-teen-eight-y-freak-ing-one.
We're the champs of one and done.
With thy pug nose,
Hang thou, Dave Rose,
A banner high in BLEACH-ER-DOME!"

The missus is running off copies for her Seminary class to sing tomorrow morning. BTW, being the choir director that she is, after the young women sing "With thy", she'll have the males do a rich, bass counterpoint "With thy" and continue with the "pug nose", "Hang thou" and "Dave Rose", with all voices coming together for the thrilling final line. Thank you for this. If BYU manages somehow to win tomorrow, we'll consider the Goatnapper debt repaid.

[beelzebabette]

This song is completely stuck in my head now, but I'm happy to report it is within the mandated tempo.

[Solon]

This song is completely stuck in my head now, but I'm happy to report it is within the mandated tempo.

Give 'em hell boys! Go Jimmer Chitwood!

[Jarid in Cedar]

I figure tomorrow's game is a win-win for me. BYu wins, and I can feel good for and congratulate my CUF internet buddies. If BYu loses, the meltdown on Cougarboard will provide at least a month's worth of entertainment

[DU Ute]

I figure tomorrow's game is a win-win for me. BYu wins, and I can feel good and congratulate my CUF internet buddies. If BYu loses, the meltdown on Cougarboard will provide at least a month's worth of entertainment

[TripletDaddy]

Thank you, Senioritis. That was a nice gesture.

[Surfah]

Thanks Utes!

[myboynoah]

I'm singing and tears are rolling down my cheeks.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[YOhio]

I refuse congratulations or support from any of the Utes on this board. You guys have been so mean to the Cougars over the years. So mean. I don't trust any of you.

[cougjunkie]

I refuse congratulations or support from any of the Utes on this board. You guys have been so mean to the Cougars over the years. So mean. I don't trust any of you.

Its ok they do not claim Seattleute either.

[TripletDaddy]

Where is Deep Throat Senioritis?

We need him to head directly to the bowels of the Paris Sewer system to compose another hypnotic battle standard for this Saturday's round 2 vs. the Wildcats of Kansas State. Senioritis composes the Music of the Night and as BYU's muse, he is required to do this righteous thing.

Perhaps as part of a basketball themed montage, he could also interweave a duet between the Ute fanbase and Rick Majerus, sung to the tune "Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again," showing clips of that magical run over a decade ago.

Obviously such a favor would be appropriate only if Senioritis doesn't have prior engagements. My fear is that Woodward and Bernstein will be left sitting...waiting together in a dark corner in one of the deeply recessed booths of the Pie Pizzeria, wondering why their local contact has left them high and dry. These days, a flagged flower pot on a balcony window doesn't mean what it used to, I guess....

[Fiyero]

Where is Deep Throat Senioritis?

We need him to head directly to the bowels of the Paris Sewer system to compose another hypnotic battle standard for this Saturday's round 2 vs. the Wildcats of Kansas State. Senioritis composes the Music of the Night and as BYU's muse, he is required to do this righteous thing.

Perhaps as part of a basketball themed montage, he could also interweave a duet between the Ute fanbase and Rick Majerus, sung to the tune "Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again," showing clips of that magical run over a decade ago.

Obviously such a favor would be appropriate only if Senioritis doesn't have prior engagements. My fear is that Woodward and Bernstein will be left sitting...waiting together in a dark corner in one of the deeply recessed booths of the Pie Pizzeria, wondering why their local contact has left them high and dry. These days, a flagged flower pot on a balcony window doesn't mean what it used to, I guess....

Stop. You're not as creative or funny as Senioritis, so just stop.

[old_gregg]

man, i'm really feeling a strong sense of non-hatred towards my utah brethren that have shown support today (mr. c, senioritis, du, jic, etc.). thanks, guys. congratulations on having a team with no drca.

[All-American]

Stop. You're not as creative or funny as Senioritis, so just stop.

Nobody is. By your rule, this site would turn into his blog.

Which isn't a bad idea, frankly.