Question for the physicians on CUF

[TripletDaddy]

Geez, I had to take exUte off ignore for this. What's the point of the question? Am I understanding that he took boards? He's a med student?

Great.

ha ha!

The Karma Police will make sure he moves to Cedar City to find work.

[il Padrino Ute]

Yeah, know of any eugenics programs?

Like the classes the Ducks take?

Ask HFN.

[doctorcoug]

Um, many physicians actually choose their specialty because it's what they want to do. So it's a mistake to assume that because someone's in FP or peds, that's because of his/her board scores.

Ding ding ding ding ding

I couldn't do a specialty. They were too boringinmed school. Same things over and over.

[wuapinmon]

Hallelujah the Oncologist,

"You've got cervical cancer because you're a whore."

Hallelujah the Hematologist

"You have septicemia because you waited too long to come to the hospital to get treatment. Not having insurance isn't an excuse, you moron. So what if you can't afford it...you're going to die, you idiot. Don't worry, my tax dollars, because I work, will pay to keep your sorry ass alive. Remember to tell God thank you for people like me when you say your prayers.

Hallelujah the family practioner

(office door reads)

Dr. Jeff Smith, DO.
"We cater to cowards."
Monday 8-12 noon
T-F 8-6
Sat. by appointment only
Sunday is the Sabbath, you cretin
Proof of citizenship required for treatment. English only.

Hallelujah the Epidemiologist
"Yes, Bruce, you have HIV, which I have to tell you, is God's punishment because you're a fag. Hey, don't get mad at me....I'm not the one bringing the wrath of God on my nation."

Hallelujah the Opthamologist

"You're going blind because you masturbate too much"

Hallelujah the Psychiatrist

"There's no such thing as depression. Snap out of it, you pussy."

Hallelujah the Pathologist

"I love my job. I don't have to talk to anyone; no one cares about my bedside manner (liberal pussies always worried about people's feelings), and I can go home to clean my guns and my Wii hunting games at night."

Hallelujah the Anasthesiologist

"We're going to give you some drugs before we start your bariatric bypass surgery to make you fall asleep (if I can get the tube down your throat, you you blob). When you wake up, you'll be on your way to no longer being a disgusting fatass. Jesus hates fat people."

Hallelujah the Surgeon

"I love the smell of Betadine in the morning."

[frank ryan]

Hallelujah the Oncologist,

"You've got cervical cancer because you're a whore."

Hallelujah the Hematologist

"You have septicemia because you waited too long to come to the hospital to get treatment. Not having insurance isn't an excuse, you moron. So what if you can't afford it...you're going to die, you idiot. Don't worry, my tax dollars, because I work, will pay to keep your sorry ass alive. Remember to tell God thank you for people like me when you say your prayers.

Hallelujah the family practioner

(office door reads)

Dr. Jeff Smith, DO.
"We cater to cowards."
Monday 8-12 noon
T-F 8-6
Sat. by appointment only
Sunday is the Sabbath, you cretin
Proof of citizenship required for treatment. English only.

Hallelujah the Epidemiologist
"Yes, Bruce, you have HIV, which I have to tell you, is God's punishment because you're a fag. Hey, don't get mad at me....I'm not the one bringing the wrath of God on my nation."

Hallelujah the Opthamologist

"You're going blind because you masturbate too much"

Hallelujah the Psychiatrist

"There's no such thing as depression. Snap out of it, you pussy."

Hallelujah the Pathologist

"I love my job. I don't have to talk to anyone; no one cares about my bedside manner (liberal pussies always worried about people's feelings), and I can go home to clean my guns and my Wii hunting games at night."

Hallelujah the Anasthesiologist

"We're going to give you some drugs before we start your bariatric bypass surgery to make you fall asleep (if I can get the tube down your throat, you you blob). When you wake up, you'll be on your way to no longer being a disgusting fatass. Jesus hates fat people."

Hallelujah the Surgeon

"I love the smell of Betadine in the morning."

This is an amazing post top ten all time

[wuapinmon]

This is an amazing post top ten all time

I woke up at 5:30 in the morning and it just came to me in this little cabin in the woods.

[doctorcoug]

I woke up at 5:30 in the morning and it just came to me in this little cabin in the woods.

Was ben Linus there? Did he tell you what to say?

That was pretty funny.

[Hallelujah]

Geez, I had to take exUte off ignore for this. What's the point of the question? Am I understanding that he took boards? He's a med student?

Great.

The point was to get a reference point of an average and above average MD board score for Step 1.

[doctorcoug]

The point was to get a reference point of an average and above average MD board score for Step 1.

The AAMC posts the statistics for the USMLE. You can google it andlearn all you need to know about the test.

[wuapinmon]

The AAMC posts the statistics for the USMLE. You can google it andlearn all you need to know about the test.

No, he wanted us all to know that he's trying to become a medical doctor. There's an endgame in all he does.