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  • #91
    Originally posted by Flystripper View Post
    I know the person that gave her 20 bucks...worlds collide
    I take it back. i don't know THAT Summer Williams. I know a different one. Carry on. I still kinda want to try that mattress.
    Dyslexics are teople poo...

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    • #92
      Some dude on Reddit has a vendetta against the purple mattress company. He was posting a bunch of videos about some powder on the mattress, alleging it is unsafe to breathe, etc. Turns out the guy works for a mattress company, and his job is to go out and attack other mattresses under the guise of being an impartial mattress reviewer. When Purple sued him, he made a video claiming all he did was ask 4 questions and they slapped him with a Restraining Order.
      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

      There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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      • #93
        Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
        are these purple mattresses any good though
        We have one. It's great

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        "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

        "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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        • #94
          Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
          We have one. It's great

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          any sense for how long would it last with approximately 90 minutes of aggressive thrusting and six hours of restless sleep taking place on it per night?
          Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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          • #95
            Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
            any sense for how long would it last with approximately 90 minutes of aggressive thrusting and six hours of restless sleep taking place on it per night?
            10 years

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            "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

            "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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            • #96
              Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
              10 years

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              old gregg should be good for the rest of his life then.
              "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

              Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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              • #97
                Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
                We have one. It's great

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                Can you please elaborate? What do you like about it and how is it better than what you previously had?

                I've read that they're slightly smaller than normal mattresses in length and height which tends to make the fitted sheets seem looser. On their online forums it says that it takes the mattresses a few days to "decompress" to full size after unrolling. Have you had any issues with this?

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                • #98
                  Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View Post
                  Can you please elaborate? What do you like about it and how is it better than what you previously had?

                  I've read that they're slightly smaller than normal mattresses in length and height which tends to make the fitted sheets seem looser. On their online forums it says that it takes the mattresses a few days to "decompress" to full size after unrolling. Have you had any issues with this?
                  Our previous mattress sucked and was only 3 years old and marks as my worst purchase ever. We got the purple king mattress in April. I no longer have back problems and sleep well. We purchased their special sheets so I don't know about other sheets.

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                  "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

                  "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by Flystripper View Post
                    after watching the youtube infomercial I kinda want one.
                    Is that the one with the girl from Studio C?
                    "What are you prepared to do?" - Jimmy Malone

                    "What choice?" - Abe Petrovsky

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                    • Originally posted by Joe Public View Post
                      Is that the one with the girl from Studio C?
                      if it's the one with the huge mouth i am no longer interested
                      Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                      • Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
                        Our previous mattress sucked and was only 3 years old and marks as my worst purchase ever. We got the purple king mattress in April. I no longer have back problems and sleep well. We purchased their special sheets so I don't know about other sheets.

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                        Thanks. I'm considering a new mattress purchase soon.

                        (Our current mattress is 12+ years old and about as soft as concrete. My wife sleeps like a log on it but she would sleep like a log through a thermonuclear detonation. I toss and turn all night, every night.)

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                        • Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
                          any sense for how long would it last with approximately 90 minutes of aggressive thrusting and six hours of restless sleep taking place on it per night?
                          Kugr would probably know.


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                          "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                          • This kid is owning it.

                            https://www.gofundme.com/pay-off-dumb-speeding-ticket

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                            • Originally posted by LiveCoug View Post
                              Yeah that's hilarious. Looks like he will be able to afford plenty of AC/DC CDs.

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                              • Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                                Kugr would probably know.


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