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  • Uncle Ted
    The Big 12 money shot.
    • Apr 2010
    • 28853

    #5776
    Originally posted by frank ryan View Post
    Must be, that Watson guy thinks 911, Oklahoma City bombing and the Va Tech shooting were done by the government. He thinks thinks black people have lower IQs. He think Jewsish bankers (also called globalists run the entire world).

    I’m embarrassed for Ted that he thinks anything on that guy’s twitter feed is worth sharing.
    I check that Watson guy's feed to see what the Drumpf heads are thinking... and that Olbermann guy's feed to see what the Liberal bobbleheads are thinking:



    Sweet!
    "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
    "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
    "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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    • Uncle Ted
      The Big 12 money shot.
      • Apr 2010
      • 28853

      #5777
      Rats and cockroaches in the white house... no, literally:

      White House maintenance orders reveal cockroaches, ants and mice infestations

      White House maintenance work orders reveal that the historic building's grounds are plagued with mice, cockroaches and ants.


      NBC 4 Washington, which obtained the hundreds of work orders, reports that there have been a number of requests to deal with vermin in the White House, including mice in the situation room and the White House Navy mess food service area.


      Other requests reported cockroach infestations in at least four parts of the White House, and a colony of ants living in chief of staff John Kelly's office.
      [...]
      http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefi...e-infestations
      "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
      "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
      "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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      • Uncle Ted
        The Big 12 money shot.
        • Apr 2010
        • 28853

        #5778
        Regular chocolate milk back on school menus as Obama-era rules are eased

        Chocolate milk with 1 percent fat will soon be back on public school lunch menus as the Trump administration eases nutritional standards put in place under President Obama.
        [...]
        Critics say the new rules will roll back the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act championed by former first lady Michelle Obama, who worked to tighten nutritional standards for the program as part of her campaign against obesity.
        That SoB Drumpf is going to make all our kids fat again!
        "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
        "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
        "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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        • Commando
          Explosivo
          • Feb 2009
          • 20748

          #5779
          Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
          Rats and cockroaches in the white house... no, literally:


          http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefi...e-infestations

          "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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          • Northwestcoug
            Cocked and Loaded
            • May 2011
            • 17913

            #5780
            "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
            "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
            - SeattleUte

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            • Uncle Ted
              The Big 12 money shot.
              • Apr 2010
              • 28853

              #5781
              You Utahns need to get out and protest Mr. Drumpf...

              Thousands protest in Utah against Trump's monument reduction plan

              Thousands of protesters fired up by President Trump's expected announcement to shrink two national monuments in Utah rallied in Salt Lake City on Saturday, just two days ahead of his planned visit.


              Crowds converged on the steps of the Utah State Capitol to denounce Mr. Trump's decision, many chanting and holding signs with messages such as "Protect Wild Utah." Native American groups, some in tribal dress, danced or formed drum circles.


              Speakers who addressed the throngs of demonstrators included a state lawmaker and an official with the Navajo Nation.

              State Rep. Patrice Arent, a Democrat from Millcreek, accused Mr. Trump of coming to "wreak destruction on a land he knows basically nothing about," the Salt Lake Tribune reported .
              [...]
              The plan would cut the total amount of land in the state's red rock country protected under monument status from more than 3.2 million acres (5,000 square miles) to about 1.2 million acres (1,875 square miles).
              Trump is scheduled to visit Utah on Tuesday, where he is set to announce a plan to reduce the size of Bears Ears and Staircase-Escalante National Monuments by nearly two-thirds


              Drumpf should be expanding the national monument area in Utah!... not reducing it. 84,899 mi² sounds about right.
              "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
              "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
              "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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              • Uncle Ted
                The Big 12 money shot.
                • Apr 2010
                • 28853

                #5782
                Drumpf getting his PPI with the LDS leadership today...

                That’s basically how a PPI works. Although not technically a Mormon, Trump undergoing a PPI with an LDS general authority would be interesting. Since we wouldn’t be privy to it, here’s how I imagine it would go:
                G.A. • “How are things with the family, Brother President?”
                Prez • “We’re doing OK. Wish I’d had more kids. Got some Cabinet positions that need filling.”
                G.A. • “And have you improved your relationship with Brother Kim Jong Un?”
                Prez • “No. In fact, I’m going to nuke him if he doesn’t shut up.”
                G.A. • “Now, about that. Are you sure…?”
                Prez • “Of course I’m sure. Besides, you can baptize him after I kill him. Isn’t that what you people do?”
                G.A. • “But millions of innocent people will die with him. That’s a bit drastic, don’t you think?”
                Prez • “OK, maybe I’ll just have the CIA shave the brat’s head and let him die of shame.”
                G.A. • “Speaking of haircuts, is there any way you could cut yours to missionary standards? It would mean so much to the young men of the church.”
                Prez • “A better question is why isn’t my haircut the new missionary standard? It’s magnificent. People tell me that all the time.”
                Next would come small talk about the economy, turning Arlington National Cemetery into an amusement park and whether Trump is ever going to get around to building that wall along the border of Mexico?
                Prez • “The wall will get built. I’m trying to work it into a church welfare project. By using tithing monies, it technically won’t cost the American taxpayer anything.”
                G.A. • “That’s all well and good. Now I need to ask you this: How’s your problem grabbing women by…”
                Prez • “Whoa, stop right there. I’ve mostly repented of that. Still got some work to do. It’s hard being this powerful and not doing whatever you feel like at the moment.”
                G.A. • “I think we’re finished here. There’s just one more thing. We’ve sealed you to Hillary Clinton for time and all eternity.”
                "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                • ewth8tr
                  Reverend of Irreverence
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 2347

                  #5783
                  Riot police are blocking protesters on state street in front of the federal building.

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                  "I don't mind giving the church 10% of my earnings, but 50% of my weekend mornings? Not as long as DirecTV NFL Sunday Ticket is around." - Daniel Tosh

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                  • Uncle Ted
                    The Big 12 money shot.
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 28853

                    #5784
                    Good job Utah... You show Drumpf that he is not your president (even though the majority of y'all voted for him).

                    Last edited by Uncle Ted; 12-04-2017, 02:19 PM.
                    "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                    "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                    "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                    • BlueK
                      Senior Member
                      • May 2011
                      • 7130

                      #5785
                      Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
                      Good job Utah... You show Drumpf that he is not your president (even though the majority of y'all voted for him).

                      it wasn't actually a majority, if you use the usual definition of having to be more than 50%.

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                      • Uncle Ted
                        The Big 12 money shot.
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 28853

                        #5786
                        Originally posted by BlueK View Post
                        it wasn't actually a majority, if you use the usual definition of having to be more than 50%.
                        McMuffin didn't count.
                        "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                        "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                        "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                        • BlueK
                          Senior Member
                          • May 2011
                          • 7130

                          #5787
                          Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
                          McMuffin didn't count.
                          Sorry, I forgot they subtract non repblicrats and demopublicans from the official count. That would explain why we keep electing the same garbage over and over again.

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                          • Uncle Ted
                            The Big 12 money shot.
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 28853

                            #5788
                            Originally posted by BlueK View Post
                            Sorry, I forgot they subtract non repblicrats and demopublicans from the official count. That would explain why we keep electing the same garbage over and over again.
                            Yes, indeed.
                            "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                            "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                            "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                            • Moliere
                              One man.....one pie
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 27790

                              #5789
                              I’m glad Bears Ears and Escalante are being reduced in size. Kudos to Trump on that move.


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                              "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                              • Shaka
                                Senior Member
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 10437

                                #5790
                                You can add the fixing of Bear's Ears and Grand Staircase to my Supreme Court reason.

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