The 2020 Presidential Election Primary Thread

[Jeff Lebowski]

We need to address slavery head on?!!!? What the fuck? We wend to war over it. That wasn't enough?

Lol. This is so crazy it is funny.

[myboynoah]

Write-in Mitt!

:clap::rockon2:

[Paperback Writer]

We need to address slavery head on?!!!? What the fuck? We wend to war over it. That wasn't enough?

Evidently the loss of 1 out of every 10 white males of military age and the Civil War affecting nearly every American household did not adequately address slavery head on.

[All-American]

Evidently the loss of 1 out of every 10 white males of military age and the Civil War affecting nearly every American household did not adequately address slavery head on.

I seem to remember George Pickett addressing slavery head on.

[Walter Sobchak]

I wish everyone who hates the crazy leftists would lay off the moderates like Schultz

I have placed a signed copy of a certain paper back book which I own on the grate of my backyard grill with lighter fluid at the ready. I will burn it if needs be. Don't make me do it.

[Uncle Ted]

Biden despite his age is still the one best positioned to beat Trump.

Biden 2020

:crazy: :surprise2:

[Uncle Ted]

This explains how the Psychedelic Warlord will win Texas... Regenerative power dirt!

Beto O'Rourke ate dirt with 'regenerative powers' after losing to Ted Cruz: report

Beto O’Rourke didn’t eat crow, humble pie or even his words after losing to Ted Cruz. He ate dirt instead.

O’Rourke, who came up short in his bid to unseat Sen. Cruz, R-Texas, despite raising $80 million for the Senate push, told the story of his earthy snack in a sprawling 3,000-word profile published by The Washington Post.

“In January, Beto hit the road, much as his father had done before him, and drew energy from the people he met, and — on one stop in New Mexico he didn’t write about in his blog — by eating New Mexican dirt said to have regenerative powers,” the profile reads.

“He brought some home for the family to eat, too.”
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https://www.foxnews.com/politics/bet...ed-cruz-report

[Jeff Lebowski]

I’m kind of digging this Beto candidacy. Very high on the entertainment scale.

[Uncle Ted]

I’m kind of digging this Beto candidacy. Very high on the entertainment scale.

I think he has my vote already for the primaries... we need to keep him in this as long as possible.

[BigPiney]

I’m kind of digging this Beto candidacy. Very high on the entertainment scale.

Didn't you say the same thing about Trump.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Didn't you say the same thing about Trump.

No. People mocked me for being scared he might actually win.

[BigPiney]

No. People mocked me for being scared he might actually win.

A prophet in his own county, or something like that.

[myboynoah]

No. People mocked me for being scared he might actually win.

Our mocking was justified. Look around. America is still here!

[creekster]

Our mocking was justified. Look around. America is still here!

Just wait until he makes himself King Trump and makes all our kids learn Russian in schools. Then you'll be sorry.

[Uncle Ted]

I am starting to think that the Psychedelic Warlord needs his own thread...

Beto O’Rourke put turd in a bowl and told his wife it was an avocado, friend says

Democratic presidential hopeful Beto O’Rourke once placed a piece of their child’s poop in a bowl and told his wife that it was an avocado.


The snippet comes from a Washington Post article about O’Rourke’s marriage. The anecdote was relayed by a friend of the couple, and although neither O'Rourke nor his wife Amy confirmed its veracity, O’Rourke acknowledged that it sounded like something he would do.
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https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/n...was-an-avocado