Shame on Orrin Hatch - The Patron Saint of Quack Medicine

[MartyFunkhouser]

One would think all that unethical Utah-based companies would jump at the opportunity to donate toward a monument for their savior. And the U seems like the perfect place for it as well.

I will donate to the monument provided that it is put up in your neighborhood.

[Uncle Ted]

I will donate to the monument provided that it is put up in your neighborhood.

There is a BBQ place downtown near the Federal Reserve building called Sammy's. Just inside the door is a door is a letter mounted all the wall from Senator Hatch. Apparently when he was on the Senate Banking Committee he would visit the federal reserve in Dallas and this little BBQ place around the corner. I am thinking since they proudly display the senator's letter saying very nice things about their BBQ they wouldn't mind having a monument for him in their parking lot or something. The next I get some brisket from them I'll ask. That is pretty much in my back yard and would practically be next to George W. Bush's Presidential Library.

[wuapinmon]

"I Sell Cures, not Fallacies"
By Don Mac! at the Disco.
Oh, well imagine
As I'm pacing the halls of a gym corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
What an excellent workout
What an excellent workout, says a kid’s mom to a trainer
And, yes, but what a shame
What a shame the poor woman’s back is so sore
I chime in with a
Haven't you people ever heard of doTerra lavender oil?
No? It's much better to treat these kinds of things with a drop of oil that’s proprietary.
I chime in with a
Haven't you people ever heard of doTerra rosemary oil?
No? It's much better to treat these kinds of things with a drop of oil of mountain cranberry.
Oh, well in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, all minimums are waived
Well this calls for a dose of
Noni oil from Kwajalein

Oh, well in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, essentially, I’m MLM enslaved
Well this calls for fructose or
Sucrose-free oil of sweet bay
I chime in with a
Haven’t you people ever heard of downstream networks before?
No? It's much easier to make this kind of bling with St. Croix’s Oil that lacks chirality
I chime in
Haven't you people ever heard of using rose hips or cypress oil?
No? It's much better to treat these tough migraines with a poultice made from patchouli
Again
I chime in
Haven't you people ever heard of oil of young mushroom spores?
No? It's much better to treat your lower back pain with a few drops of wintergreen that’s Nepalese.
I chime in
Haven't you people ever heard of Hawaiian sandalwood oil?
No? It's much better to treat your kid’s diabetes with a hint of mint and DoTerra Serenity®

[Lost Student]

"I Sell Cures, not Fallacies"
By Don Mac! at the Disco.
Oh, well imagine
As I'm pacing the halls of a gym corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
What an excellent workout
What an excellent workout, says a kid’s mom to a trainer
And, yes, but what a shame
What a shame the poor woman’s back is so sore
I chime in with a
Haven't you people ever heard of doTerra lavender oil?
No? It's much better to treat these kinds of things with a drop of oil that’s proprietary.
I chime in with a
Haven't you people ever heard of doTerra rosemary oil?
No? It's much better to treat these kinds of things with a drop of oil of mountain cranberry.
Oh, well in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, all minimums are waived
Well this calls for a dose of
Noni oil from Kwajalein

Oh, well in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, essentially, I’m MLM enslaved
Well this calls for fructose or
Sucrose-free oil of sweet bay
I chime in with a
Haven’t you people ever heard of downstream networks before?
No? It's much easier to make this kind of bling with St. Croix’s Oil that lacks chirality
I chime in
Haven't you people ever heard of using rose hips or cypress oil?
No? It's much better to treat these tough migraines with a poultice made from patchouli
Again
I chime in
Haven't you people ever heard of oil of young mushroom spores?
No? It's much better to treat your lower back pain with a few drops of wintergreen that’s Nepalese.
I chime in
Haven't you people ever heard of Hawaiian sandalwood oil?
No? It's much better to treat your kid’s diabetes with a hint of mint and DoTerra Serenity®

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[wuapinmon]

http://www.cougarstadium.com/showthr...poetry-thread/

I see Donuthole has a disciple, and an uncultured one at that.

[Pelado]

I see Donuthole has a disciple, and an uncultured one at that.

Birds and bananas, huh?

[Donuthole]

I see Donuthole has a disciple.

Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne.

[wuapinmon]

Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne.

I took my two oldest to a P!ATD concert last month. I think he referenced champagne in half the songs.

[falafel]

I took my two oldest to a P!ATD concert last month. I think he referenced champagne in half the songs.

Did they play the theme to Ducktales??

[wuapinmon]

Did they play the theme to Ducktales??

No, but he did do the only cover of "Bohemian Rhapsody" that I'd ever call acceptable.

[Moliere]

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Oh snap!

[Pelado]

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Oh snap!

Damn.

[Jeff Lebowski]

That's great.

[BigFatMeanie]

Speaking of quack medicine, there was a doTerra convention in town this week. I was walking down the sidewalk amongst dozens of doTerra faithful and had this overwhelming urge to yell out, "Essential oils are a scam!".

Fortunately, I resisted the urge because I didn't want to get cited for inciting a riot. A stampeding herd of essential oil mommies is a danger to public safety.

[Copelius]

Speaking of quack medicine, there was a doTerra convention in town this week. I was walking down the sidewalk amongst dozens of doTerra faithful and had this overwhelming urge to yell out, "Essential oils are a scam!".

Fortunately, I resisted the urge because I didn't want to get cited for inciting a riot. A stampeding herd of essential oil mommies is a danger to public safety.

You can always tell when they have a convention in town. When I walk around the tabernacle during the break before the broadcast, I always get hit by pungent mixes of nauseating odors as I pass people.