You be the judge: Yearbook photo too sexy?

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  • Katy Lied
    Senior Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 9435

    #1

    You be the judge: Yearbook photo too sexy?

    Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.


    The controversy began when Durango High School senior Sydney Spies submitted a yearbook photo that she said expressed her personality. In the photo, she's wearing a yellow skirt and a black bandeau kind of shawl top that exposes her midriff and back. Her personality sounds like it arrhythmically plays the tambourine in a Maroon 5 video, but whatever. It's her legacy.
    When the yearbook advisor saw the picture, however, she decided that the picture could not be included in the yearbook on the grounds that it violates school dress code. Durango High requires students cover the entirety of their chests, backs, midriffs, and sides during the school day, you see. Fair enough. Except Sydney says that she was never told that her yearbook photo needed to adhere to school dress code, and that, in fact, there's no policy in place to govern what students can and cannot wear in the picture that will end up smushed up against the pictures of everyone else's senior quotes from The Notebook or Entourage for all of eternity.
    24
    Yes
    75.00%
    18
    No
    12.50%
    3
    Yes, as long as she is not my daughter
    4.17%
    1
    Va va voom!
    8.33%
    2
  • DU Ute
    RIP CUF
    • Dec 2008
    • 7393

    #2
    You're trying to get us to judge the sexiness of an underage girl? Are you a cop?Is this some sort of sting?
    "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
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    • Commando
      Explosivo
      • Feb 2009
      • 20748

      #3
      Originally posted by DU Ute View Post
      You're trying to get us to judge the sexiness of an underage girl? Are you a cop?Is this some sort of sting?
      I am going to, in light of my better judgment prevailing, refrain from the comment about this young lady I would normally make if she was of age.
      "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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      • landpoke
        Never once baby snatched
        • Nov 2008
        • 4183

        #4
        The age of consent in Colorado is 17.
        There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

        Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

        Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
        Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
        …
        Tomorrow is Saturday
        And Sunday comes afterwards

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        • landpoke
          Never once baby snatched
          • Nov 2008
          • 4183

          #5
          And she's 18 per the Durango Herald article. So it's cool.
          There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

          Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

          Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
          Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
          …
          Tomorrow is Saturday
          And Sunday comes afterwards

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          • TripletDaddy
            sweet triple
            • Nov 2008
            • 58186

            #6
            1. why are you reading jezebel.com?
            2. why havent you told any of us about jezebel.com?


            This article reminds me, I wonder what Traci Lords is doing these days?
            Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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            • marsupial
              Mississippi Queen
              • Nov 2008
              • 3678

              #7
              Except Sydney says that she was never told that her yearbook photo needed to adhere to school dress code, and that, in fact, there's no policy in place to govern what students can and cannot wear in the picture that will end up smushed up against the pictures of everyone else's senior quotes from The Notebook or Entourage for all of eternity.
              Did you really need it written out for you? Sheesh. And if only it were just the clothes. I mean the pose and the bedroom eyes? Who are these girl's parents? I can't believe they would pay for a picture like this to send out to relatives and frame on their wall.
              What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
              -Teenage Dirtbag

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              • landpoke
                Never once baby snatched
                • Nov 2008
                • 4183

                #8
                Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                1. why are you reading jezebel.com?
                2. why havent you told any of us about jezebel.com?


                This article reminds me, I wonder what Traci Lords is doing these days?

                This joke makes no sense in this context. Traci was 15. The young WOMAN in question is 18. BIG. TIME. FAIL.
                There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

                Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

                Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
                Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
                …
                Tomorrow is Saturday
                And Sunday comes afterwards

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                • Pelado
                  Bald not naked
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 21072

                  #9
                  Originally posted by DU Ute View Post
                  You're trying to get us to judge the sexiness of an underage girl? Are you a cop?Is this some sort of sting?
                  She is not necessarily underage.
                  "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                  - Goatnapper'96

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                  • falafel
                    loves to talk on things
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 37836

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Pelado View Post
                    She is not necessarily underage.
                    Yeah, c'mon DU, be a problem solver.
                    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                    Dig your own grave, and save!

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                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                    • Katy Lied
                      Senior Member
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 9435

                      #11
                      Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                      1. why are you reading jezebel.com?
                      2. why havent you told any of us about jezebel.com?

                      It's celebrity, sex and fashion for women thank you verymuch.

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                      • Pelado
                        Bald not naked
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 21072

                        #12
                        Originally posted by landpoke View Post
                        The age of consent in Colorado is 17.
                        Taken with your photo, this statement might indicate that you've got some "legal experience" on this issue.
                        "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                        - Goatnapper'96

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                        • TripletDaddy
                          sweet triple
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 58186

                          #13
                          Originally posted by landpoke View Post
                          This joke makes no sense in this context. Traci was 15. The young WOMAN in question is 18. BIG. TIME. FAIL.
                          Joke? I am sincerely thinking about Traci Lords.
                          Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                          • creekster
                            It is NOT a monkey!
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 22661

                            #14
                            Is the third option supposed to start with "NO" instead of yes? Or maybe say "as long as it is NOT my daughter"?
                            PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                            • Pelado
                              Bald not naked
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 21072

                              #15
                              Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                              Joke? I am sincerely thinking about Traci Lords.
                              Which for some reason makes me think about Tracey Gold.
                              "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                              - Goatnapper'96

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