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Apparently, they were deemed to be an enema of the state.
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When they get to court on this, and the officers are thinking of all that they potentially have to lose, and it causes them to clench their butt cheeks just a little, I hope the judge offers them the choice between just admitting they were wrong and accepting the consequences or stopping for a recess while they take a trip to the medical center for a couple of finger checks, 3 enemas, and a colonoscopy just to be sure they haven't smuggled drugs into the courtroom before they continue with the hearing.
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In excess of $1 million.Originally posted by Art Vandelay View PostI'm curious from the lawyers on the board: How much would you be asking for in damages, if this was your client? My (non-legal) answer is, A LOT.If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.
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Geez. That is unreal.
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Everyone knows it's incredibly common to stick drugs up your butthole even though you're sitting down in the carseat, you have 30 seconds to do it and the police officer's spotlight is shining through your window.Originally posted by Art Vandelay View PostI'm curious from the lawyers on the board: How much would you be asking for in damages, if this was your client? My (non-legal) answer is, A LOT.
This story is totally bizarre.Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”
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Hence the rectum is known as the "prison wallet."Originally posted by Color Me Badd Fan View PostEveryone knows it's incredibly common to stick drugs up your butthole even though you're sitting down in the carseat, you have 30 seconds to do it and the police officer's spotlight is shining through your window.
This story is totally bizarre.
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There's a possibility that the victim here has a criminal history. But you'd figure the first x-ray, finger up the butthole, enema and stool examination would have been enough to determine whether he was keistering some drugs. When they hadn't pegged him yet, it appears as if they decided a second round of these treatments along with a colonoscopy was in order.Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View PostHence the rectum is known as the "prison wallet."Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”
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A CT scan with oral contrast would have answered the question pretty reliably, I would think.Originally posted by Color Me Badd Fan View PostThere's a possibility that the victim here has a criminal history. But you'd figure the first x-ray, finger up the butthole, enema and stool examination would have been enough to determine whether he was keistering some drugs. When they hadn't pegged him yet, it appears as if they decided a second round of these treatments along with a colonoscopy was in order."You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."
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