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  • #31
    Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
    It hurts just looking at her.
    What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
    -Teenage Dirtbag

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Babs View Post
      Innate maternal instincts?

      Perhaps I'm harsh. I probably am. But these babies didn't deserve this. At ten weeks early, the babies are likely all going to be handicapped. The whole thing strikes me as so irresponsible on the part of the mother and doctor.
      Our daughter was born 10 weeks early and she is perfect. You would be surprised. Technology, especially in the last 10 years, has advanced in the area of neonatal medicine. But our daughter wasn't smashed in with 7 others, so who knows. I do hope they don't follow suit and can see how fricken irresponsible their mom was.
      I am a philosophical Goldilocks, always looking for something neither too big nor too small, neither too hot nor too cold, something jussssst right. I'll send you a card from purgatory. - PAC

      You know how President Hinckley said he doesn't worry about those who pray? The same can be said for men who are self-aware enough to know when there's a life to be lived outside of the world of video games. - Anonymous

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      • #33
        Originally posted by marsupial View Post
        It hurts just looking at her.
        Can you imagine what her vagina looks like. Yikes!
        *Banned*

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        • #34
          Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
          Speaking for the rural caucus, landpoke and myself, I'd hit it!
          Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
          -General George S. Patton

          I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
          -DOCTOR Wuap

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          • #35
            Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
            Can you imagine what her vagina looks like. Yikes!
            Chick bodies, above and beyond their right sexiness, are resilient. Only 8 months after squeezing out 12 lbs and 7 oz of sexy lil Christopher James the lovely Sister Goatnapper now has complete control of her urinary functions.

            She will be ok in time.
            Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
            -General George S. Patton

            I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
            -DOCTOR Wuap

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
              Speaking for the rural caucus, landpoke and myself, I'd hit it!
              Testify! She's got a real pretty mouth.
              There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

              Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

              Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
              Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)

              Tomorrow is Saturday
              And Sunday comes afterwards

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              • #37
                Originally posted by landpoke View Post
                Testify! She's got a real pretty mouth.
                I'd like to apply for the rural caucus. I know I work at a big university, but there's an ag arena on campus and the whole place smells like manure 3 months a year. My county has the nation's last "Encampment Fair," and the best farmers and carpenters are all Amish.
                "More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
                -- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Solon View Post
                  I'd like to apply for the rural caucus. I know I work at a big university, but there's an ag arena on campus and the whole place smells like manure 3 months a year. My county has the nation's last "Encampment Fair," and the best farmers and carpenters are all Amish.
                  Since I just found out about it you'll have to ask the head of the thing. Just know that if I have any say your path to membership will indeed be steep due to my deep distaste for PSU.

                  A distaste that I assure you is justified.
                  There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

                  Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

                  Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
                  Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)

                  Tomorrow is Saturday
                  And Sunday comes afterwards

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by landpoke View Post
                    Since I just found out about it you'll have to ask the head of the thing. Just know that if I have any say your path to membership will indeed be steep due to my deep distaste for PSU.

                    A distaste that I assure you is justified.
                    I can sweeten the deal with some of Pappy's nuts.

                    (actual Grange Fair photo I took in 2007).
                    "More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
                    -- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
                      Can you imagine what her vagina looks like. Yikes!
                      What are you talking about? At 30 weeks, none of her babies was much bigger than a super-sized tampon. Plus, I think she had a c-section.
                      What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
                      -Teenage Dirtbag

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by marsupial View Post
                        What are you talking about? At 30 weeks, none of her babies was much bigger than a super-sized tampon. Plus, I think she had a c-section.
                        I think he's saying he's gay and thus finds woman bits icky.
                        There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

                        Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

                        Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
                        Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)

                        Tomorrow is Saturday
                        And Sunday comes afterwards

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Solon View Post
                          I can sweeten the deal with some of Pappy's nuts.

                          (actual Grange Fair photo I took in 2007).
                          As long as you don't bring that "WE ARE.....PENN STATE" crap around I guess I will support your application.
                          There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

                          Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

                          Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
                          Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)

                          Tomorrow is Saturday
                          And Sunday comes afterwards

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Gidget View Post
                            Our daughter was born 10 weeks early and she is perfect. You would be surprised. Technology, especially in the last 10 years, has advanced in the area of neonatal medicine. But our daughter wasn't smashed in with 7 others, so who knows.
                            Exactly. I realize that a baby born teen weeks early has about a 50-50 chance of being without malady. But that's assuming it's born alone. At thirty weeks, a baby is normally 4 pounds. These babies are half that. The babies may turn out "perfect," as you put it, but the odds are against them.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by landpoke View Post
                              As long as you don't bring that "WE ARE.....PENN STATE" crap around I guess I will support your application.
                              Dumbest cheer ever. And it's not even unique (Marshall).

                              I have little-to-no Penn State pride, although I like JoePa (the ca. 1977 version). I consider myself a townie who works on campus.
                              "More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
                              -- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)

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