The Glorious Blog of the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea

[myboynoah]

Such a weird letter. It's as if someone else provided Dopey with a draft and then he just added lines like "based on the tremendous anger and open hostility" and "You talk about your nuclear capabilities, but ours are so massive and powerful that I pray to God that they will never have to be used." Odd reference to a "long-planned" meeting; hasn't this only been a thing for maybe two months? And what is up with that last paragraph? You called off the summit, Dopey.

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[Uncle Ted]

Crap. Ted was planning a big celebration for that.

I guess I'll save the bag of fireworks I found for some other time...

[BlueK]

Shoot. Does this mean Trump and Rodman won't share the Nobel Peace Prize?

Crap. Ted was planning a big celebration for that.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Shoot. Does this mean Trump and Rodman won't share the Nobel Peace Prize?

[myboynoah]

Bolton is a dumb dumb.

Or, maybe he's a genius.

[frank ryan]

North Korea Denounces Bolton, Threatens to Walk Away from Trump Summit

SEOUL – National Security Advisor John Bolton, talking his usual tough talk, may have prompted North Korea to walk away from the much-ballyhooed June summit between Donald J. Trump and Kim Jong Un. Certainly it led to a clarification: there is no way in hell Kim is going to give up his entire nuclear arsenal and allow inspectors to crawl all over his country before North Korea sees “the benefits start to flow,” as Bolton proclaimed on ABC over the weekend.

In a statement carried by the North Korean news agency, obviously with Kim Jong Un’s approval, the first vice-minister of foreign affairs, Kim Kye Gwan feigned something close to heartbreak on hearing such “unbridled remarks” being “recklessly made” in the United States, and singled out Bolton in particular: “We do not hide our feeling of repugnance toward him.”

Pyongyang left open the possibility the summit could still take place. There was no attack on the thin-skinned American president, but if he thinks his administration can continue to brag about squeezing North Korea before he sits down to talk to Kim, he’d better think again.

Trump has said many times he might walk out of the talks scheduled for Singapore next month if he finds they are not going well – by which he says he means no more nukes. Now Kim looks like he might beat him to the punch.

Call it a bargaining position or a non-negotiable hard line, but North Korea is determined not to give up the nuclear program initiated by leader Kim Jong Un’s grandfather, Kim Il Sung, which achieved its initial successes under Kim’s father, Kim Jong-Il, and then was enshrined in the constitution and elevated to its highest technical level last September with the North’s sixth nuclear test – this one believed to be a hydrogen bomb capable of wiping out entire cities.

Kim had agreed “complete denuclearization” of the entire peninsula was to be desired, but that did not mean he agreed to do anything right away – or ever.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/north-...m-trump-summit

[originalsocal]

Not a Trump fan either, but share your perspective in thinking it would be hilarious to see young heads on college campus's across the nation explode simultaneously.

As someone who works on a college campus I can assure you that this will not be hilarious...perhaps dangerous.

[Bo Diddley]

I'm not a Trump fan... didn't vote for him... and only watched about three episodes of The Apprentice. Couldn't stand him in that, and even hated that he's a golfer and bastardizing the golf world... and this is before he ran for President. The context of my message was the Trump haters boiling over their pots. There's already so much hate out there that it's mind boggling.

The End of the Korean War is HUGE! And if Trump actually had a hand in resolving it.... (yet to be determine how much).... It's akin to Reagan and the Berlin Wall.... I'm not so petty that when a bitter rival beats me fair and square... that I can't take my hat off - shake his hand - and say well done. I think that's what we have here... somebody that gets stuff done. Let's build on the good that's going on.

Not a Trump fan either, but share your perspective in thinking it would be hilarious to see young heads on college campus's across the nation explode simultaneously.

[Jeff Lebowski]

I'm not a Trump fan... didn't vote for him... and only watched about three episodes of The Apprentice. Couldn't stand him in that, and even hated that he's a golfer and bastardizing the golf world... and this is before he ran for President. The context of my message was the Trump haters boiling over their pots. There's already so much hate out there that it's mind boggling.

The End of the Korean War is HUGE! And if Trump actually had a hand in resolving it.... (yet to be determine how much).... It's akin to Reagan and the Berlin Wall.... I'm not so petty that when a bitter rival beats me fair and square... that I can't take my hat off - shake his hand - and say well done. I think that's what we have here... somebody that gets stuff done. Let's build on the good that's going on.

Do you think he should share the award with Dennis Rodman?

[frank ryan]

It's akin to Reagan and the Berlin Wall.

It's not

[clackamascoug]

Clack is a Trump fan? Figures, I guess.

I'm not a Trump fan... didn't vote for him... and only watched about three episodes of The Apprentice. Couldn't stand him in that, and even hated that he's a golfer and bastardizing the golf world... and this is before he ran for President. The context of my message was the Trump haters boiling over their pots. There's already so much hate out there that it's mind boggling.

The End of the Korean War is HUGE! And if Trump actually had a hand in resolving it.... (yet to be determine how much).... It's akin to Reagan and the Berlin Wall.... I'm not so petty that when a bitter rival beats me fair and square... that I can't take my hat off - shake his hand - and say well done. I think that's what we have here... somebody that gets stuff done. Let's build on the good that's going on.

[Walter Sobchak]

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[Uncle Ted]

That's about it. Called him "Rocket Man", which is a pretty funny nickname.

Trump happens to be president when NoKo appears to finally realizing that engaging with the outer world is unavoidable and in their best long-term interests. If he gets a Nobel Prize for that it will be the biggest joke since Obama's prize (which was absurd).

Dennis Rodman said that Kim Jong Un had a 'change of heart' after reading Drumpf's book, Dude. Of course, I doubt Drumpf wrote his own book.

Edit: It also looks like Rodman gave Kim Long Dung a copy of Where's Waldo? So maybe that had something to do with it also.

[Jeff Lebowski]

so what has Trump done again, other than tweet some shit?

That's about it. Called him "Rocket Man", which is a pretty funny nickname.

Trump happens to be president when NoKo appears to finally realizing that engaging with the outer world is unavoidable and in their best long-term interests. If he gets a Nobel Prize for that it will be the biggest joke since Obama's prize (which was absurd).

[Jeff Lebowski]

I'll be so excited when Trump earns his Nobel Peace for the end of the Korean war, and the extraction of those American Prisoners. Young heads on college campus's across the nation will explode simultaneously.

Clack is a Trump fan? Figures, I guess.