The Glorious Blog of the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea

[myboynoah]

In North Korea, Chinese tourists take a trip down memory lane

After another gift shop, the final stop on the tour was a kindergarten, where 5-year-olds welcomed the tourists in Korean and Chinese. The most popular performance featured five boys dressed as North Korean soldiers going through field exercises. Then out came two dressed as Japanese soldiers, with rats’ tails, and then one as a senior American officer, with a wolf’s tail. The Chinese tourists lapped it up.

“Young kids in China these days are too spoiled, too materialistic,” said Qi, a man from Liaoning province. “We should have more nationalist education in our schools. Look at North Korea. They know how to educate kids!”

[frank ryan]

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Please be a real twitter account because that's awesome.

[Eddie]

If it was assists, that means his team scored at least 300 points.

When did the other team have time to shoot it 100 times for him to get 100 rebounds?

(The more skeptical part of me thinks maybe they rigged it by letting him bounce it off the backboard to himself 100 times. )

[Bo Diddley]

it would likely be assists, rebounds, points and one of steals or blocks, knucklehead.

[falafel]

Besides, once Kim Jong-Un has the ball, no way he is passing it to earn an assist. I doubt any of his teammates have permission to even shoot the ball.

Give and Go's only.

[Omaha 680]

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LOL. Deputy President and Famous Pervert. Talk about a power couple!

[Paperback Writer]

Look, it was UNHEARD of, ok? It could be ANY combination. Nothing is beyond the realm when we re dealing with Dear Leader.

Besides, once Kim Jong-Un has the ball, no way he is passing it to earn an assist. I doubt any of his teammates have permission to even shoot the ball.

[creekster]

it would likely be assists, rebounds, points and one of steals or blocks, knucklehead.

Look, it was UNHEARD of, ok? It could be ANY combination. Nothing is beyond the realm when we re dealing with Dear Leader.

[smokymountainrain]

Quadruple triple? Is that like 104 rebounds, 117 points, 122 steals, and 107 blocked shots?

it would likely be assists, rebounds, points and one of steals or blocks, knucklehead.

[myboynoah]

That whole twitter feed is very amusing.

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

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[falafel]

Has wuaps account been hacked? He is never one who is short on words. I have a hard time believing he would post some link that doesn't at least have some kind of identifying feature to it. I seem to be the only one around here that does that.

Note:No I haven't clicked on the link.

I did the heavy lifting for you. Australian weekend hacker golfers pretend to be part of the Australian national golf team and sneak into North Korean golf tournament. Come in second to last.

[creekster]

Quadruple triple? Is that like 104 rebounds, 117 points, 122 steals, and 107 blocked shots?

That's exactly why it is 'unheard of.'

[creekster]

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That whole twitter feed is very amusing.

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

[Bo Diddley]

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Quadruple triple? Is that like 104 rebounds, 117 points, 122 steals, and 107 blocked shots?

[smokymountainrain]

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interesting. he doesn't look like much of a baller.