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    http://jezebel.com/the-united-states...ide-1550563737

    The Provo Bro

    Uniform: Also known as the "Mormon All-Star," the Provo Bro is a preening, hair geling, gym ratting, thick necked doofus who dresses like an Abercrombie ad and burns through Crest Whitestrips.
    Intoxicant of choice: Cologne stink waves. Sugary desserts.
    Hobbies: Going to the gym, attending church services in order to flirt with eligible Mormon women, bragging about piety.
    Celeb brospiration: Bentley Williams, the biggest villain in Bachelor history.
    As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
    --Kendrick Lamar

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