Your collarbone and D-holes shin. Two numbers come to mind when I hear this.
i just dislocated my collarbone
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Yes, that's pretty much what it looks like, and will look like for the rest of my life.Originally posted by bluegoose View PostAny visible "step-off"?

Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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Maybe no one wants to see these, but I own them so I figured I'll get some mileage out of them.
Two opinions so far, both say its a grade 3.

Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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You should file those as spoilers before DDD can see them and become faint.Originally posted by falafel View PostMaybe no one wants to see these, but I own them so I figured I'll get some mileage out of them.
Two opinions so far, both say its a grade 3.
I agree, grade 3."You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."
"Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."
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Thanks Dr. Hostile.Originally posted by hostile View PostYou should file those as spoilers before DDD can see them and become faint.
I agree, grade 3.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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Next up, ladies and gentlemen, PAC's colonoscopy video! Hey wait! Come back!
P.S. Hope you're recovering well, falafel...
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Are you still able to make the Shake Weight motion? If so I am going Grade 2.Originally posted by falafel View PostMaybe no one wants to see these, but I own them so I figured I'll get some mileage out of them.
Two opinions so far, both say its a grade 3.Get confident, stupid
-landpoke
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You'd better finish that food before the video starts, because you won't be able to eat once it does.Originally posted by camleish View Post
Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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His humerous bone also seems a little bit out of whack.Originally posted by hostile View PostYou should file those as spoilers before DDD can see them and become faint.
I agree, grade 3."Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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At least you got some glory out of it. That was a wicked hit you laid on that defender when you ran him over on the way to the end zone. Oh wait, that was me. Never mind.Originally posted by falafel View PostMaybe no one wants to see these, but I own them so I figured I'll get some mileage out of them.
Two opinions so far, both say its a grade 3.
Your collarbone got dislocated when you ran into your own teammate trying to pull a flag. That's what you get for abandoning us just as we were making our comeback, traitor.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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You mean when you flagrantly and blatantly broke the rules by trying to steam roll a defender in flag football?Originally posted by Donuthole View PostAt least you got some glory out of it. That was a wicked hit you laid on that defender when you ran him over on the way to the end zone. Oh wait, that was me. Never mind.
Let's get this straight: I hit the ground while avoiding my teammate. I wish I would have hit my teammate - he would have been softer than the ground.Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
Your collarbone got dislocated when you ran into your own teammate trying to pull a flag. That's what you get for abandoning us just as we were making our comeback, traitor.
Also, I was selected in the expansion draft. I didn't abandon the team. That team had no heart.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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