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  • Jeff Lebowski
    Corporate lackey for Jesus
    • Nov 2008
    • 69759

    #31
    Originally posted by Moliere

    I have no idea where to start. Let's just say that a real chainsaw wouldn't have elicited the phrase "manly men" since it would have already been understood.



    You are killing it here.
    Meh. Unlike you and Red Sox, I don't need to rely on oversized power tools to compensate for certain uhhh... shortcomings.
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    • Moliere
      One man.....one pie
      • Oct 2009
      • 27902

      #32
      Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
      Meh. Unlike you and Red Sox, I don't need to rely on oversized power tools to compensate for certain uhhh... shortcomings.
      Hey, I'm 5'9" which is average in Europe

      With all do respect, RedSox and I live in hurricane country. A plug in chainsaw isn't going to do much good when the power is likely to be out for 7-14 days. This is simply a need-based decision, which is the reason I don't own a 4-wheel drive vehicle since I'd never use it.
      "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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      • Jeff Lebowski
        Corporate lackey for Jesus
        • Nov 2008
        • 69759

        #33
        Originally posted by Moliere View Post
        Hey, I'm 5'9" which is average in Europe

        With all do respect, RedSox and I live in hurricane country. A plug in chainsaw isn't going to do much good when the power is likely to be out for 7-14 days. This is simply a need-based decision, which is the reason I don't own a 4-wheel drive vehicle since I'd never use it.
        (Harumph. I my next four insults all lined up and you went and got all nice on me.)

        Sure that makes sense. But the engineer in me just has to ask the question: Don't you own a generator?
        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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        • wuapinmon
          Soul Plumber
          • Dec 2008
          • 30711

          #34
          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
          (Harumph. I my next four insults all lined up and you went and got all nice on me.)

          Sure that makes sense. But the engineer in me just has to ask the question: Don't you own a generator?
          Yes, let's please run extension cords to our unobtainium power source while I cut trees off Sister Delacroix's house. 300 ft. should do it.
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          • Jeff Lebowski
            Corporate lackey for Jesus
            • Nov 2008
            • 69759

            #35
            Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
            Yes, let's please run extension cords to our unobtainium power source while I cut trees off Sister Delacroix's house. 300 ft. should do it.


            You are aware that they make small portable generators I presume. That run on gas?
            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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            • Uncle Ted
              The Big 12 money shot.
              • Apr 2010
              • 28853

              #36
              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post


              You are aware that they make small portable generators I presume. That run on gas?
              In a long term power outage the generator is needed to run the TV and xbox 360, not electric chain saws.
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              • FN Phat
                I ♥ gateway sex
                • Feb 2009
                • 8691

                #37
                Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
                In a long term power outage the generator is needed to run the TV and xbox 360, not electric chain saws.
                Nothing says over-the-hill like an electric chain saw.
                I'm your huckleberry.


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                • Jeff Lebowski
                  Corporate lackey for Jesus
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 69759

                  #38
                  Originally posted by FN Phat View Post
                  Nothing says over-the-hill like an electric chain saw.
                  lol.

                  What a great thread.
                  "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                  "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                  "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                  • Moliere
                    One man.....one pie
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 27902

                    #39
                    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post


                    You are aware that they make small portable generators I presume. That run on gas?
                    Yeah, I have a generator. It's part of my chainsaw :facepalm:
                    "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                    • old_gregg
                      scaly man fish
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 16915

                      #40
                      Redsox bringing it strong. Awesome.
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                      • Moliere
                        One man.....one pie
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 27902

                        #41
                        Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                        Yeah, I have a generator. It's part of my chainsaw :facepalm:
                        Just to expand, I actually don't own an actual generator. We keep meaning to buy one and just haven't. We've been lucky these past couple years but chances are I'll just buy one this year.

                        However, the last thing you want to do is carry around a generator when you are cutting down trees. I don't anticipate using my chainsaw much at my house where my generator will be stored. My chainsaw will likely get 99% of its use when we are sent out to do service in the areas that get hit the hardest such as Galveston, Sabine, and Beaumont.
                        "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                        • Pheidippides
                          Liberal Feminazi
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 14759

                          #42
                          Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                          Just to expand, I actually don't own an actual generator. We keep meaning to buy one and just haven't. We've been lucky these past couple years but chances are I'll just buy one this year.

                          However, the last thing you want to do is carry around a generator when you are cutting down trees. I don't anticipate using my chainsaw much at my house where my generator will be stored. My chainsaw will likely get 99% of its use when we are sent out to do service in the areas that get hit the hardest such as Galveston, Sabine, and Beaumont.
                          I have yet to see an electric that will handle that sort of work. Green oak that's 18 inches thick? A lot of cut-rate gas powereds won't handle what we had to tackle after Ike.
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                          • Jeff Lebowski
                            Corporate lackey for Jesus
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 69759

                            #43
                            Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                            Just to expand, I actually don't own an actual generator. We keep meaning to buy one and just haven't. We've been lucky these past couple years but chances are I'll just buy one this year.

                            However, the last thing you want to do is carry around a generator when you are cutting down trees. I don't anticipate using my chainsaw much at my house where my generator will be stored. My chainsaw will likely get 99% of its use when we are sent out to do service in the areas that get hit the hardest such as Galveston, Sabine, and Beaumont.
                            Makes perfect sense.
                            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                            • Uncle Ted
                              The Big 12 money shot.
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 28853

                              #44
                              Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                              Just to expand, I actually don't own an actual generator. We keep meaning to buy one and just haven't. We've been lucky these past couple years but chances are I'll just buy one this year.

                              However, the last thing you want to do is carry around a generator when you are cutting down trees. I don't anticipate using my chainsaw much at my house where my generator will be stored. My chainsaw will likely get 99% of its use when we are sent out to do service in the areas that get hit the hardest such as Galveston, Sabine, and Beaumont.
                              My chainsaw has had most of its use in Oklahoma, New Orleans, Galveston, etc. than on any of the trees within 50 miles of my house. There is nothing better than a road trip with a chainsaw.
                              "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                              "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                              "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                              • Color Me Badd Fan
                                Senior Member
                                • Jan 2009
                                • 12519

                                #45
                                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                                Yes.

                                Cheap. Low maintenance. And it works beautifully.
                                I go electric if practical and if it's possible. I had enough battles with a gas weedeater as a teenager, that I went electric when I bought my house and needed one. I also had an electric chain saw growing up. Getting those little gas engines started and maintained is a huge pain in the ass in my experience.
                                Last edited by Color Me Badd Fan; 05-07-2011, 04:59 PM.
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