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  • #16
    Originally posted by Jarid in Cedar View Post
    This thread is not complete without this:

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    Hacking your own material? Shameless.
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
      Hacking your own material? Shameless.
      It has been almost a year. It needed bumped.
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      • #18
        Originally posted by Moliere View Post
        I learned the hard way that it takes experience to use a chainsaw properly. Well, not that I got hurt, but I saw an accident that was pretty scary.
        Originally posted by Moliere View Post
        I had no desire to use one, especially after seeing an accident. Even this weekend I was worried. I put on levis but the only really safety equipment I have is safety glasses. I think if a storm hits I'm going to buy some of those safety pants that are made of some fabric that clog up the blade if it hits the pants.
        So you're just going to leave the collective's morbid curiosity unsatisfied, then?
        "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
        "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
        This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
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        • #19
          Originally posted by Lost_Student View Post
          So you're just going to leave the collective's morbid curiosity unsatisfied, then?
          I am guessing that Molliere (formerly known as EJ) is a fan of Surviving Nugent: The Ted Commandments.
          "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
          "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
          "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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          • #20
            I bought this chainsaw last week on amazon:

            [ame="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000VO8P6Q"]Amazon.com: Remington RM1215U 12-Inch 8-Amp Electric Chain Saw: Patio, Lawn & Garden@@AMEPARAM@@http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41e1-YKS%2BzL.@@AMEPARAM@@41e1-YKS%2BzL[/ame]

            We have a grove of wild plum trees next to our house. I spent the entire day yesterday cutting cutting out dead trees and thinning the live ones. Didn't finish until dark. We built a mountain of cuttings for a bonfire that would make a aTm Aggie jealous. We had a great time being manly men.

            The saw performed like a champ. I can't believe how well it worked for only $50.

            I have an A/C outlet in the back our SUV. I am hoping it has enough juice to run the saw. Car-camping would be a blast with this little baby.
            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
              I bought this chainsaw last week on amazon:

              Amazon.com: Remington RM1215U 12-Inch 8-Amp Electric Chain Saw: Patio, Lawn & Garden

              We have a grove of wild plum trees next to our house. I spent the entire day yesterday cutting cutting out dead trees and thinning the live ones. Didn't finish until dark. We built a mountain of cuttings for a bonfire that would make a aTm Aggie jealous. We had a great time being manly men.

              The saw performed like a champ. I can't believe how well it worked for only $50.

              I have an A/C outlet in the back our SUV. I am hoping it has enough juice to run the saw. Car-camping would be a blast with this little baby.
              An electric chain saw?
              "Nobody listens to Turtle."
              -Turtle
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              • #22
                Originally posted by Surfah View Post
                An electric chain saw?
                Yes.

                Cheap. Low maintenance. And it works beautifully.
                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                  Yes.

                  Cheap. Low maintenance. And it works beautifully.
                  Last edited by Lost Student; 05-06-2011, 11:37 AM.
                  "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
                  "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
                  This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
                  "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
                  "I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                    I bought this chainsaw last week on amazon:

                    Amazon.com: Remington RM1215U 12-Inch 8-Amp Electric Chain Saw: Patio, Lawn & Garden

                    We have a grove of wild plum trees next to our house. I spent the entire day yesterday cutting cutting out dead trees and thinning the live ones. Didn't finish until dark. We built a mountain of cuttings for a bonfire that would make a aTm Aggie jealous. We had a great time being manly men.

                    The saw performed like a champ. I can't believe how well it worked for only $50.

                    I have an A/C outlet in the back our SUV. I am hoping it has enough juice to run the saw. Car-camping would be a blast with this little baby.
                    I can understand buying it, but I'd never admit to it on a public forum. Poorly played, Lebowski.

                    I actually just bought a Stihl last month. This sucker was my grandfather's saw, and my mom didn't want it anymore so I purchased it. Hasn't been used in 4 years, but I put new gas in it, and the sucker started right up. I think that's pretty good support for Nikuman's opinion re: Stihl.
                    Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                    "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Lost_Student View Post
                      i motion that we canonize this and call it :ipu:
                      Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by RedSox View Post
                        I can understand buying it, but I'd never admit to it on a public forum. Poorly played, Lebowski.
                        Funny. I am one of the few (only?) people on this board who actually cut trees for a living once upon a time, so I couldn't care less how you feel about my new toy.
                        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                          Funny. I am one of the few (only?) people on this board who actually cut trees for a living once upon a time, so I couldn't care less how you feel about my new toy.
                          Hey, as long as it fits in the Prius, that's all that matters.
                          Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                          "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by RedSox View Post
                            Hey, as long as it fits in the Prius, that's all that matters.
                            That's it. Meet me at the flagpole after school. I am going to kick your ass!
                            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                              That's it. Meet me at the flagpole after school. I am going to kick your ass!
                              Ease up, Dude. Let's not turn this into the Texas Electric Chainsaw Massacre.
                              Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                              "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
                                I am guessing that Molliere (formerly known as EJ) is a fan of Surviving Nugent: The Ted Commandments.
                                Awesome. Dude needs some .

                                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                                I bought this chainsaw last week on amazon:

                                We have a grove of wild plum trees next to our house. I spent the entire day yesterday cutting cutting out dead trees and thinning the live ones. Didn't finish until dark. We built a mountain of cuttings for a bonfire that would make a aTm Aggie jealous. We had a great time being manly men.

                                The saw performed like a champ. I can't believe how well it worked for only $50.

                                I have an A/C outlet in the back our SUV. I am hoping it has enough juice to run the saw. Car-camping would be a blast with this little baby.
                                I have no idea where to start. Let's just say that a real chainsaw wouldn't have elicited the phrase "manly men" since it would have already been understood.

                                Originally posted by RedSox View Post
                                Hey, as long as it fits in the Prius, that's all that matters.
                                You are killing it here.
                                "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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