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    With a few people you can enter r the church for a baptism. However in the town of Matt Paradis and Larry Craig I attended a baptism in a pond. Only person confirming him stood in. Far enough away from people not to get sick. I got a freal at a maverick not too far from Harmon Killebrew's stomping grounds did not read the sign not working and had to throw it away,
    Last edited by grapevine; 04-18-2020, 05:16 PM.

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    Originally posted by grapevine View Post
    With a few people you can en tear the church for a baptism. However in the town of Matt Paradis and Larry Craig I attended a baptism in a pond. Only person confirming him stood in. Far enough away from people not to get sick. I got a freak at a maverick not too far from Harmon Killebrew's stomping grounds did not read the sign not working and had to throw it away,
    I'm not sure that the church leaders would approve of this post baptism activity.
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    • #3
      On my mission we baptized Kelly Sue in Blackbird Creek. In the shade of trees, and with the burble of the creek, it was ten times more wonderful than a cement font and carpet.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
        On my mission we baptized Kelly Sue in Blackbird Creek. In the shade of trees, and with the burble of the creek, it was ten times more wonderful than a cement font and carpet.
        Was she hot? You should have some baptismal pictures you could share.

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          I really wished I could have baptized someone in the ocean in Puerto Rico. I hoped the Atlantic was as blue as it had been in my dreams. I hoped.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
            I really wished I could have baptized someone in the ocean in Puerto Rico. I hoped the Atlantic was as blue as it had been in my dreams. I hoped.
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            • #7
              I baptized a lady in a font that probably hadn't been used in 3 years. When we turned on the water, it rapidly became apparent that the hot water heater hadn't been maintained either. We got this sulfuric-smelling black-speckled water out of it. Even after airing it out for several hours, it still reeked. A river or pond would have been much preferable.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                I really wished I could have baptized someone in the ocean in Puerto Rico. I hoped the Atlantic was as blue as it had been in my dreams. I hoped.
                I baptized (legions) in the Amazon river. It was always as muddy as it had been in my dreams.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                  I really wished I could have baptized someone in the ocean in Puerto Rico. I hoped the Atlantic was as blue as it had been in my dreams. I hoped.
                  I did use the ocean in the Dominican Republic. We went out as far as we could and let the tide do most of the work.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Copelius View Post
                    I did use the ocean in the Dominican Republic. We went out as far as we could and let the tide do most of the work.
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                    • #11
                      Que interesante, me encanta todo esto

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Lost Student View Post
                        Last Man on Earth was such a great show.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by JeronimoEscalante View Post
                          Que interesante, me encanta todo esto
                          Si.
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